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  • Malaysian University sells kit to combat evil spirits for $2,500
     OP - June 01, 2015, 07:02 AM

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    A Malaysian public university has announced that it will sell a special kit to ward off evil spirits for the low price of RM 8,750, or approximately $2,500.

    The kit contains a mix of everyday items, most of which anyone could picked up at a local grocery store. Items include chopsticks, salt, vinegar and lime. A few items might be a bit harder to procure, including formic acid and pepper spray.

    Malaysia's gross domestic income per capita weighs in at $10,803, so the price tag of nearly $2,500 represents a substantial portion of income.

    The university in question is the Universiti Malaysia Pahang, and is located in the heavily Malay populated state of Pahang. As decreed by Malaysia's constitution, all Malays are Muslim, and the kit is clearly targeted at Muslims.

    Apparently, students have been reporting bouts of exaggerated and even uncontrollable emotions.

    According to researchers at the University, the kit is the result of three years worth of study. Apparently, the Quran and Islamic hadiths state that spirits are unable to tolerate salty, sour, or spicy items.

    To put the kit's cost into perspective, the Universiti Malaysia Pahang charges only RM1,865 per semester, including all fees and a spot in the university's hostel system, meaning the “anti-hysteria” kit will cost nearly as much as the total cost of a three year degree.

    The kit was launched at the Education Ministry in Putrajaya this past Thursday.

    Besides the basic ingredients, most of which have long been used to combat spirits and witchcraft in Malaysia, those who purchase the kit will also be given two training sessions on how to use the kit. The university will also provide two free refills, risk management services, online consultation and additional treatment for chronic cases.

    University looks to combat “witchcraft”

    The Universiti Malaysia Pahang is taking witchcraft and spirits seriously, having already set up a Committee for Advanced Studies in Witchcraft Law.

    The university has also laid out a Standard Operating Procedure (SOP), which itself was a part of a two year study, to deal with paranormal activities. The two year study was supported by a RM189,000 grant from the Ministry of Education.

    Witchcraft and black magic are often cited at Syariah (Sharia) Court hearings in Malaysia. Since there are no legal provisions governing black magic, claims are often dismissed.

    Local Muslims must adhere to both national laws, and sharia laws, which are overseen by the country's royal families, who hold the final say in most religious matters.

    http://www.digitaljournal.com/news/world/malaysian-university-sells-kit-to-combat-evil-spirits-for-2-500/article/432253#ixzz3bn9EAT00


    "we stand firm calling to allah all the time,
    we let them know - bang! bang! - coz it's dawah time!"
  • Malaysian University sells kit to combat evil spirits for $2,500
     Reply #1 - June 01, 2015, 07:29 AM


    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Malaysian University sells kit to combat evil spirits for $2,500
     Reply #2 - June 01, 2015, 07:41 AM

    Instead of buying the kit just collect ants for the formic acid, and make pepper spray from chillies!
  • Malaysian University sells kit to combat evil spirits for $2,500
     Reply #3 - June 01, 2015, 08:34 AM

    Expensive but worth every penny - evil spirits are no joke. Plus the pepper spray works on evil humans too.

    Win win!
  • Malaysian University sells kit to combat evil spirits for $2,500
     Reply #4 - June 01, 2015, 08:58 AM

    Expensive but worth every penny - evil spirits are no joke. Plus the pepper spray works on evil humans too.

    Win win!

    how about those jinn problems in your home hassan
    Did they get any better?

    "we stand firm calling to allah all the time,
    we let them know - bang! bang! - coz it's dawah time!"
  • Malaysian University sells kit to combat evil spirits for $2,500
     Reply #5 - June 01, 2015, 09:56 AM

    Anyone know if you can get those to ship? I can easily get my hands on lime and salt but the other stuff . . .
  • Malaysian University sells kit to combat evil spirits for $2,500
     Reply #6 - June 01, 2015, 10:10 AM

    how about those jinn problems in your home hassan
    Did they get any better?


    Lol yes indeed, kephas. Since buying that book, my Jinn problems are over. Just follow the simple diy instructions and see those Jinn run away, screaming like bastards as they go. Afro

    The book also fixed my wobbly table. Fits right under one of the legs.

    Again, win win grin12
  • Malaysian University sells kit to combat evil spirits for $2,500
     Reply #7 - June 01, 2015, 10:13 AM

    Anyone know if you can get those to ship? I can easily get my hands on lime and salt but the other stuff . . .


    I'm sure Amazon wil stock it soon.
  • Malaysian University sells kit to combat evil spirits for $2,500
     Reply #8 - June 01, 2015, 11:41 PM

    Cool, thanks Hass, love buying stuff from their website, will keep an eye out. *Waits with bated breath* Smiley
  • Malaysian University sells kit to combat evil spirits for $2,500
     Reply #9 - June 02, 2015, 06:17 AM

    Is this a public private partnership?

    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
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