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 Topic: Ramadan Madness

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  • Ramadan Madness
     OP - June 17, 2015, 10:30 AM
    Just because no-one asked, here's a little ditty I penned last year to get you in the mood:

    ---

    "Ramadan Madness"

    Feed me dates before you go
    Ramadan madness
    Belly, I just wanted you to know
    Soon I’m going to eat to excess

    I got my red thobe on tonight
    Praying in the mosque ‘til the first sign of light
    Trimmed my beard up real Arab Salafi style
    Chappals off, I'm feeling so pious

    Oh, Allah, I feel it in the breeze
    Everything all around looks like a big McDs
    Akhi, I'm so tired, there's this shaking in my knees
    My brain dunt function anymore

    Feed me dates before you go
    Ramadan madness
    Belly, I just wanted you to know
    Soon I’m going to eat to excess

    I got that Ramadan, Ramadan madness
    R-r-Ramadan, Ramadan madness
    Got that Ramadan, Ramadan madness
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

    I'm feelin' like a turd tonight
    Obsessing ‘bout some Nando's with those hot peri-fries
    Got sawaab, but that don’t mean that I’m alright
    I know if I croak, I'll die hungry tonight

    Ya Allah, I feel it in my loins
    The prospect of all day without my concubines
    Sister, help me out and cover up your face
    So I don’t explode with desire

    Jack me off before you go
    Ramadan madness
    It’s so hard for me to go
    Daylight hours without any sex

    I got that Ramadan, Ramadan madness
    R-r-Ramadan, Ramadan madness
    Got that Ramadan, Ramadan madness
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

    Thinking what I’ll scoff for iftar
    Just as pigs look forward to their swill
    Gonna eat forever
    Even when I’m stuffed I'm gonna chow (chow, chow)

    I got that Ramadan, Ramadan madness
    R-r-Ramadan, Ramadan madness
    Got that Ramadan, Ramadan madness
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

    Feed me dates before you go
    Ramadan madness
    Belly, I just wanted you to know
    Soon I’m going to eat to excess

    I got that Ramadan, Ramadan madness
    R-r-Ramadan, Ramadan madness
    Got that Ramadan, Ramadan madness
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

    ---
    (original version so you can sing along: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVjsGKrE6E8 )
  • Ramadan Madness
     Reply #1 - June 17, 2015, 11:29 AM
     dance
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ramadan Madness
     Reply #2 - June 17, 2015, 12:24 PM
    You should record this!!
  • Ramadan Madness
     Reply #3 - June 17, 2015, 11:40 PM
    The only parody of my queen that I'll ever approve of.
    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
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