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 Topic: Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)

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  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     OP - July 16, 2015, 09:18 AM

  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #1 - July 16, 2015, 11:42 AM

    Ah yes, the eternal questions,
    What is life?
    Why are we here?
    Where are we going?
    What is the soul?
    Is it Eid tomorrow or the day after?
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #2 - July 16, 2015, 01:43 PM

     cheers Eid Mubarak!
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #3 - July 16, 2015, 01:46 PM

    Eid saeed to everyone. I used to like salat al eid, but the women's area was always shit.

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #4 - July 16, 2015, 01:56 PM





    well yes Eid Mubarak.. can any one notice that guy?


    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #5 - July 16, 2015, 02:34 PM

    dunno.. is it you having a beer ?  lol   

    Happy Eid to all  xxxxx   
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #6 - July 16, 2015, 02:52 PM

    Lol that's our good buddy Andy... ERM I mean, Anjem.
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #7 - July 16, 2015, 02:53 PM

    Eid saeed to everyone. I used to like salat al eid, but the women's area was always shit.


    I've heard ISIS have banned salatul eid
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #8 - July 16, 2015, 02:58 PM

    I saw that in the shoutbox, but I can't imagine it would be true. Any links?
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #9 - July 16, 2015, 04:32 PM

    Quite a few sites are carrying the story.

    داعش يصدر تعليمات بمنع إقامة صلاة عيد الفطر في جوامع الموصل

    http://www.mosultv.tv/2015/07/%D8%AF%D8%A7%D8%B9%D8%B4-%D9%8A%D8%B5%D8%AF%D8%B1-%D8%AA%D8%B9%D9%84%D9%8A%D9%85%D8%A7%D8%AA-%D8%A8%D9%85%D9%86%D8%B9-%D8%A5%D9%82%D8%A7%D9%85%D8%A9-%D8%B5%D9%84%D8%A7%D8%A9-%D8%B9%D9%8A%D8%AF-%D8%A7/
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #10 - July 16, 2015, 04:38 PM

    Ahh, ok. That makes more sense. (Not that daesh is known for making sense.) They forbade eid prayers inside the masajid because they are going to specify outdoor grounds for eid prayer – which is actually from the sunnah. The prophet used to hold the eid prayer at an outdoor musalla and not inside the masjid itself. I’m sure they also want a monopoly on the contents of the khutbah as well.
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #11 - July 16, 2015, 11:15 PM



    https://twitter.com/drusamahasan/status/621819940530749440
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #12 - July 16, 2015, 11:16 PM

  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #13 - July 16, 2015, 11:16 PM

    https://twitter.com/drusamahasan/status/621820228704583680
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #14 - July 17, 2015, 12:05 AM

    Eid Mubarak!

    Finally a much needed 11 month respite from the madness!  Tongue

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #15 - July 17, 2015, 12:33 AM

    I'd love to see a fight between the spirit of Eid and the joy of Christmas.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #16 - July 17, 2015, 12:45 AM

    I'm pretty sure they'd both be weighing in in the super heavyweight division, if you catch my drift...

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #17 - July 17, 2015, 12:51 AM

    Santa has a magical workforce and Rudolph. And I hear Dasher cut the last person who called Mrs. Claus a fat bitch.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #18 - July 17, 2015, 01:23 AM

    Eid carols
    Christmas carols
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #19 - July 17, 2015, 02:38 AM

    happymurtad says Christmas wins. dance happydance cheers fest42 Yum Yum  sloshed

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #20 - July 17, 2015, 03:20 AM

    Anjem drank Fosters. The favorite beer of SHARP skinheads, paratroopers, and punks in the Deep South in the nineties. So funny to me!

    Eid Mubarak!

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #21 - July 17, 2015, 03:38 AM

    And Australians. And hey, what's wrong with being a skinhead? I was a skinhead for seven years, and if you had hair as thick, curly, wavy and difficult to manage as mine, you'd hack it off as well. And I tell you, summers like the past few years I've been tempted to shave it off again less I pass out from the heat.

    You know what I miss from having a shaved head? You turn off the shower, grab a towel and it's dry in seconds. Now I have hair reaching the small of my back. Sigh. Can't wait for summer to be over.

    Edit: Just noticed the SHARP bit. Googled them. Got an electrical company.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #22 - July 17, 2015, 10:53 AM




    Have a good day xxx
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #23 - July 17, 2015, 12:00 PM

    Sharing my Facebook post again because it's awesome!

    Eid Message from my dear friend Tehmina Kazi:

    "This Eid, I am thinking of all the dissenting voices. Those who have been imprisoned for blasphemy, turned away from "mainstream" religious institutions and those who do the most to advance equality and human rights. The square pegs in round holes. I'm hoping for a continuation of their moral courage wishing for their safety and security and I'm rooting for them to win the battle of hearts and minds. Happy Eid!"

    Watch "We Won't Be Silent!!!"
    https://youtu.be/2nsKSSpV_Q8
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #24 - July 17, 2015, 12:28 PM

    Ah yes, the eternal questions,
    What is life?
    Why are we here?
    Where are we going?
    What is the soul?
    Is it Eid tomorrow or the day after?


     Cheesy
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #25 - July 17, 2015, 12:30 PM

    Eid mubarak everyone. The hell gates open and God is like, you're all free to go now. Because I cant lock you in here forever, I need someone to take the blame for the ugly shit I do. Freedom!!!  dance
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #26 - July 18, 2015, 02:15 AM

    And Australians. And hey, what's wrong with being a skinhead? I was a skinhead for seven years, and if you had hair as thick, curly, wavy and difficult to manage as mine, you'd hack it off as well. And I tell you, summers like the past few years I've been tempted to shave it off again less I pass out from the heat.

    You know what I miss from having a shaved head? You turn off the shower, grab a towel and it's dry in seconds. Now I have hair reaching the small of my back. Sigh. Can't wait for summer to be over.

    Edit: Just noticed the SHARP bit. Googled them. Got an electrical company.


    SkinHeads Against Racial Prejudice

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #27 - July 18, 2015, 10:48 AM



     Cry Cry Cry Cry  .........I want some one to make me this today............ Cry Cry Cry


     finmad finmad        Screw you all ......... I will make myself and eat it.......... finmad finmad
    Quote
    Ingredients

    4 tablespoons ghee

    3 cardamom pods

    ½ cup sooji (semolina)

    2 cups water

    1 cup milk

    1¼ cups mango puree (2 to 3 Chaunsa mangoes)

    Method

    In a large cooking pan, heat the ghee.

    Add the cardamom pods and fry until fragrant.

    Add the sooji and fry on low heat until it turns light golden brown.

    While the sooji cooks, add the water, milk, and sugar in another saucepan and heat on medium-low until the sugar has dissolved and the mixture is just bubbling at the edges.

    When the suji has browned, add the hot water-milk-sugar mixture while stirring constantly.

    Continue to cook the halwa on medium heat until the liquid is mostly absorbed.

    Add the mango puree and continue to cook until you have a soft halwa consistency. The halwa is done when you see the oil separate from the halwa.

    Serve warm or cold, garnished with nuts.


    Tahini and Date Cookies


    Quote
    Ingredients

    ¼ cup (60g) unsalted butter, at room temperature

    ¼ cup (65g) tahini

    ¼ cup (55g) caster sugar

    1 cup (135g) plain flour

    3 to 4 tablespoons milk

    2 tablespoons sesame seeds (optional)

    ½ cup chopped dates

    ½ cup water

    Method

    Preheat the oven to 350℉ (180℃).

    In a large mixing bowl, add the butter, tahini, and sugar, and beat well until well combined.

    Add the flour and mix with a spatual or large metal spoon. As the dough starts to clump, add the milk, a tablespoon at a time, and keep mixing until you have a stiff dough.

    Take 1 tablespoon portions of the dough, shape into round balls and roll in the sesame seeds, if you’re using them.

    Place each cookie dough ball on a greased baking tray, place your thumb on it and press down gently to create a hollow centre. (The dough may crack around the edges; that’s fine.)

    If you do not want to use the date filling, flatten the cookie dough balls with the back of a fork and bake as instructed.

    Bake for 16 to 18 minutes, until the bottoms of the cookies are lightly browned.

    Place the cookies on a wire rack to cool completely.

    Meanwhile, to make the date filling: Add the dates and water to a small saucepan and cook on medium-low heat. Mash the dates with a fork while they cook and keep stirring the mixture so that it doesn't burn. When most of the water has evaporated and you have a jam-like consistency, remove the mixture from the stove and allow to cool.

    When the cookies and date filling have cooled, fill the hollow centres of each cookies with the date filling.

    Decorate with nuts or more sesame seeds to serve.


    pretty fatty ..oh well one day is all right....

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #28 - July 19, 2015, 04:46 AM

    I know some are celebrating EID on Friday and Saturday.
  • Eid on Friday! (Or Saturday lol)
     Reply #29 - July 19, 2015, 08:18 AM

    Eid mubarak, happy sugar overdose  mysmilie_977

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
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