This one goes out to all my brothers having to attend Eid prayers on account of having a Y chromosome and not having a vagina. It's set to the tune of Band Aid's "Do they know its Christmas?"
Do They Know It’s Eid-ul-Fitr?It's Eid-ul-Fitr,
there's no need to be afraid
At Eid-ul-Fitr,
we let in pulao and we bunk off prayers
And in this world of eidhi
I can grin like the Cheshire Cat
I didn’t have to go to the mosque
‘cos I’ve got a twat
But bear in mind,
a thought for the other ones
At Eid-ul-fitr it's hard,
but when you're having fun
There's a mosque outside your window,
and it's a mosque of dread and scares
Where the only goodwill going
is the mullah spreading fear
And the muezzin’s tones that hang there
are the jarring yelps of doom
Well tonight thank science it's them
instead of you
And I won't be going to Taraweeah this Ramadan
The greatest gift I'll get this month is the blob (Oooh)
Where my menstruation flows
And it’s only me that knows
Can they tell I’m on the rag at all?Here's to you drink a beer for everyone
Here's to them, who don’t have a time of month
Ain’t it grand Liverpool are playing at home?
Bleed the men!
Let them know it's Eid-ul-Fitr again good one good one rumi....
Slight modification of it could make it sound it like some
"Surat ul-Fitr" add in to the book., for example.. instead of
Bleed the men!
Let them know it's Eid-ul-Fitr again
change it to something like this
"Ohyee Mujaheed
Breed the men of beards
force them to read Quran 24/7
until they are 30 year olds
dress them with thawb , dishdasha or jalabiyyah
send them around the globe
to preach the message .. the message
of Paradise following the Day of Judgment of Allah
Let them know it's Eid-ul-Fitr again and again["
We can easily brain wash kids with such words . once you control them for 20 years or so, they will be ROBOTS OF ISLAM where robotic controls are
with some Mullah baboon. You know often I think if there was NO INTERNET, no computers and these religious books like Quran is only read in Arabic or some multilingual half ass Arabic translators versions., one an easily slip in some verses/words/statement in to Quran
And ..and after 100 years those words of yours will become words of Allah.. god....and people will start bending their ass up in to sky head in to sand and start singing your Quran forgetting what was said originally by that unknown character "Muhammad" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-aXWnhAfhAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvUCpINlL7wFools talk nonsense from some silly books written by some cave men some 1000s years back and in 21st century intelligent Idiots along with rogues brain wash children with such nonsense to control the society..
MOCK THEM & MOVE ON......
Topic: Do they know it's Eid-ul-Fitr?