You guys are such buzzkills. Just when I was enjoying laughing at another's misfortune, all this talk of restraint... Ah well.
Oh, don't get me wrong: my first instinct was to laugh, because I'm not as good as Hassan, but I aspire to be at least half as good as Hassan, which I think will be more than enough for me to get by in life.
So I collected myself, reminded myself of the right thing to do, which is often not fun, and figured I'd take you down with me.