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     Reply #60 - August 23, 2015, 12:49 AM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on August 23, 2015, 12:40 AM
    I just find it interesting he'd put that. Makes one wonder if the wanker doth protest too much.


    Either way, it would be so much easier if he could just have a verse "revealed."

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    and you concealed in your soul what Allah would bring to light, and you feared men, and Allah had a greater right that you should fear Him. But when Zaid had accomplished his want of her, We gave her to you as a wife, so that there should be no difficulty for the believers in respect of the wives of their adopted sons, when they have accomplished their want of them; and Allah's command shall be performed. There is no harm in the Prophet doing that which Allah has ordained for him; such has been the course of Allah with respect to those who have gone before; and the command of Allah is a decree that is made absolute: Those who deliver the messages of Allah and fear Him, and do not fear any one but Allah; and Allah is sufficient to take account.

  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #61 - August 23, 2015, 12:52 AM
     Cheesy
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #62 - August 23, 2015, 01:18 AM
    Quote from: bogart on August 23, 2015, 12:14 AM
    Who? I was talking about a flavour of taco. Hassan is sweet which makes me bitter


     Cheesy
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #63 - August 23, 2015, 02:40 AM
    Imran from LDM trying his best to sound formal.

    Quote from: https://www.facebook.com/HamzaAndreasTzortzis/posts/1041944892482611
    Imran Hussein Dawah
    Reading some of these comments sugests to me atleast that certain individuals were just sitting in wait for somthing like this to happen, any oppertunity to attack Hamza. Knowing Hamza closely and personally I can attest to his beautiful character, Hamza has been blessed with a special task and that is to make the word of Allah the highest and present the truth of Islam. This is difficult to digest for many hence I can think of several individuals and groups who would go out of there way to taint Hamzas character. May Allah expose those who did this and bless brother Hamza.

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #64 - August 23, 2015, 03:21 AM
    Yeah, it is his beautiful character. Poor, poor victim. Good thing he has reminded us that Ashley Madison is halal. Lest we judge. Thank goodness I have such a moral compass to look to. I can swallow the vomit that rose in my throat upon seeing the halal reminder that married Muslim men can look for women all they want. Because beautiful character.
     
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #65 - August 23, 2015, 03:25 AM
    Would Islam allow for men to look for other women without their wives permission? Or is the wive's consent required?
    "I moreover believe that any religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system."
    -Thomas Paine
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #66 - August 23, 2015, 03:43 AM
    Quote from: justperusing on August 23, 2015, 03:25 AM
    Would Islam allow for men to look for other women without their wives permission? Or is the wive's consent required?


    Nope consent is not required in shariah law. And in fact a woman can't get a divorce if she finds out her husband has taken a second wife, or that she is a second wife....unless she's put monogamy into her marriage contract, AND that gets approved by the court...which may not happen, from the videos of the proceedings I have seen.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I have a sonic screwdriver, a tricorder, and a Type 2 phaser.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #67 - August 23, 2015, 03:45 AM
    Quote from: justperusing on August 23, 2015, 03:25 AM
    Would Islam allow for men to look for other women without their wives permission? Or is the wive's consent required?

    Yo' need to put a leash on yo' bitch dawg.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #68 - August 23, 2015, 07:16 AM
    This just in, an update from our embedded field spectator from the fallout bunker:

    Hamza has updated his statement again, this time to include more details about the kind of wife one may potentially be looking for on the site, should, say, a Muslim man, maybe a dawah preacher, have been on that site actually and not as the result of a hack:

    My whereabouts and activities, both private and public are traceable and recorded, and there is without any doubt that I have not pursued such immoral acts that the site promotes (this includes permissible acts, for instance the endeavour to find another halal wife [who can also be a non-Muslim] who wanted to be with a married man, which is allowed in Islam).

    -------------
    By the way, does anyone know his position on mutah marriages?
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I have a sonic screwdriver, a tricorder, and a Type 2 phaser.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #69 - August 23, 2015, 07:27 AM
    Is that the one where you marry a woman for an hour, hence halal prostitution?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #70 - August 23, 2015, 07:30 AM
    Yep, Quod....but it's not prostitution, I mean, you pay her but it's mahr and therefore, not the same as paying someone for sex....and the marriage is over after a specified amount of time, like an hour or a day, but she's halal to you during that time, so that's different from prostitution...somehow........  Roll Eyes
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I have a sonic screwdriver, a tricorder, and a Type 2 phaser.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #71 - August 23, 2015, 07:34 AM
    Mutah is not allowed in any sunni sect. To my knowledge, only shia practice it. Sunni Muslims have however come with the great idea of misyar and urfi marriage Roll Eyes
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #72 - August 23, 2015, 10:12 AM
    Quote from: gal_from_usa on August 23, 2015, 07:16 AM
    This just in, an update from our embedded field spectator from the fallout bunker:

    Quote
    Hamza has updated his statement again, this time to include more details about the kind of wife one may potentially be looking for on the site, should, say, a Muslim man, maybe a dawah preacher, have been on that site actually and not as the result of a hack:

    My whereabouts and activities, both private and public are traceable and recorded, and there is without any doubt that I have not pursued such immoral acts that the site promotes (this includes permissible acts, for instance the endeavour to find another halal wife  who can also be a non-Muslim  who wanted to be with a married man, which is allowed in Islam).


    where did that fellow write that gal_from_usa?  on his face or facebook?..  I tell you this if he wrote that ,,"HE IS IN TROUBLE" and he creating more troubles to himself.... some Pak girl is troubling him,,,,, Cheesy Cheesy  

    Fool doesn't need to write that? every Muslim guy who has Muslim friends and   is over 21 knows that....
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #73 - August 23, 2015, 11:45 AM
    The search phrase 'Hamza Tzortzis nutfat' just seems to suggest itself, doesn't it?
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #74 - August 23, 2015, 03:14 PM
    Quote from: David on August 23, 2015, 12:33 AM
    So is it safe now to sign up for Ashley Madison?


    Just give me your account details and I'll check for you.  Smiley
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #75 - August 23, 2015, 03:17 PM
    Married dating   lmfao....
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #76 - August 23, 2015, 03:19 PM
    Quote from: lua on August 23, 2015, 12:11 AM
    Oh, don't get me wrong: my first instinct was to laugh, because I'm not as good as Hassan, but I aspire to be at least half as good as Hassan, which I think will be more than enough for me to get by in life.

    So I collected myself, reminded myself of the right thing to do, which is often not fun, and figured I'd take you down with me.  grin12


    The right thing is never fun it seems, blegh.

    Although I agree. Half of Hassan's virtue would be more than enough for me as well.  Tongue
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #77 - August 23, 2015, 03:25 PM
    Quote from: INcePtion on August 23, 2015, 03:17 PM
    Married dating   lmfao....


    Well honestly, that wasn't the part that's surprising or funny to me. Potentially sad, but understandable.

    It's how these dudes always have to hide it. There will never be a case where one of these guys' (self-righteous public figures) immediate response is "yeah I did that, so what?" Own yourself and what you do, it's the only way to live a satisfying life for mine. It's funny to me that these guys who want others to look up to them can't even get to that level.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #78 - August 23, 2015, 03:31 PM
    Honesty is difficult.  yes
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #79 - August 23, 2015, 03:37 PM
    Ashley Madison faces huge class-action lawsuit ..BBC

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    Ashley Madison is facing a C$760m ($576m; £367m) class-action lawsuit after customer data from the infidelity dating website was leaked onto the so-called dark web last week. Two Canadian firms - Charney Lawyers and Sutts, Strosberg LLP - are bringing the action against Avid Dating Life and Avid Media, which run the site.

    They said they were acting on behalf on "all Canadians" affected by the breach.
    Hackers, known as the Impact Team, stole the data last month. It included users' names, email and home addresses, and message history. The hackers threatened at the time to reveal the information unless the site was taken down.

    "Numerous former users of AshleyMadison.com have approached the law firms to inquire about their privacy rights under Canadian law," the two firms said in a statement.

    "They are outraged that AshleyMadison.com failed to protect its users' information. In many cases, the users paid an additional fee for the website to remove all of their user data, only to discover that the information was left intact and exposed."

    Quote
    One plaintiff is named as Eliot Shore, a disabled widower from Ottawa. According to the statement, he joined the website for a short time after losing his wife, but never met up with anyone in person.


    Ashley Madison says it operates in more than 50 countries and has 37 million users, more than a million of whom live in the UK. It promotes its service with the tagline, "Life is short, have an affair".


    "Life is short, have an affair"  hmm   interesting Motto for living life....  I am sure Hamza Tzortzis is going to make tons f money and he could also come up with similar words for allah/islam..
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #80 - August 23, 2015, 03:38 PM
    Quote
    It's how these dudes always have to hide it. There will never be a case where one of these guys' (self-righteous public figures) immediate response is "yeah I did that, so what?" Own yourself and what you do, it's the only way to live a satisfying life for mine. It's funny to me that these guys who want others to look up to them can't even even get to that level.


    Exactly.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #81 - August 23, 2015, 03:46 PM
    I see now that you posted something similar earlier in the thread. I suppose great minds think alike. Or in this case, a greater ind says it better and more concisely at a later time.  grin12
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #82 - August 23, 2015, 03:59 PM
    I see
    Affairs are quite exciting. Being discovered must be exciting as well  Cheesy

    Lol The Internet...


    Life will be shorter if you have an affair

  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #83 - August 23, 2015, 04:02 PM
    Quote from: asbie on August 23, 2015, 03:46 PM
    I see now that you posted something similar earlier in the thread. I suppose great minds think alike. Or in this case, a greater ind says it better and more concisely at a later time.  grin12


    Probably the latter. Grin
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #84 - August 23, 2015, 04:22 PM
    So I've been looking at other data from the leak. One thing I found hilarious was the list of passwords. Top passwords include: 123456, password, 696969, other number strings starting with 1 and ending between 4 and 9--or comprised of a string of 1's or the numbers reversed, qwerty, baseball, harley, swapper, swinger, football, swingers, mustang, abc123, asshole, soccer, and hunter. All users with the "bot" column set to TRUE have either passwords "statueofliberty" or "cake", so that's interesting, if you want to know if an account is a bot, you can apparently just try these two passwords and find out.

    If you're interested in the data from a security standpoint beyond just "haha hypocrites", you can find more technical information on it here: http://blog.includesecurity.com/2015/08/forensic-analysis-of-the-AshleyMadison-Hack.html
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I have a sonic screwdriver, a tricorder, and a Type 2 phaser.
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #85 - August 23, 2015, 04:28 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on August 23, 2015, 04:02 PM
    Probably the latter. Grin


    I was joking. Just noticed now that I misspelled mind as well. I'm terrible at this megalomania stuff.  Cheesy
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #86 - August 23, 2015, 04:29 PM
    I think Hamza is on to a great idea by claiming that it could be permissible for a Muslim to use this site. He should open an Islamic version of AM and call it "Halal Mutah." They could have a sleazy slogan like "You are accountable to none but Allah  Wink" (you could probably find a Quran verse like that).

    Money in the bank.
    "I moreover believe that any religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system."
    -Thomas Paine
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #87 - August 23, 2015, 04:36 PM
    Quote from: INcePtion on August 23, 2015, 03:59 PM
    I see
    .........................................


    Life will be shorter if you have an affair




    well I can provide  Hamza TORTILLA a simple solution for that problem of "shorter life".. He should convert back to Christianity and  visit the   Birth place of  Christianity/Christ/bible stories....... The oldest Church on the planet in Ethiopia and take bath in that lake that is the source of the river Blue Nile...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROEbOikWhkM

    ALL HIS DISEASES WILL BE CURED.......


     
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #88 - August 23, 2015, 04:40 PM
    I swear I hate his surname so much

    Hamza TORTOISE  finmad
  • Ashley Madison FUN PIT!
     Reply #89 - August 23, 2015, 04:42 PM
    I think it's despicable to hack and share personal information like that, because however immoral we might think cheating is, it's still not something that goes against the law. And it should never be a criminalized act either. What has happened is in essence an attack on people's integrity and personal freedom.

    As for this whole debacle with Hamza, I think we can be more or less sure beyond reasonable doubt that it is not a fraud.

    For me personally, his poor attempt to argue for its "lawfulness" in the eyes of Islam just cemented my conviction. It's because I've personally witnessed and heard about cases like this before.

    At some point he registered for whatever reason. We might not know the details, but the details are irrelevant. I don't think it's right to expose people like this, including Hamza. If I was one of the wives, however, I would be happy and thankful to have found out, but that is purely out of selfish reasons.

    But now we know. And once again Hamza had proven what a little piece of shit he truly is, in every sense I can imagine; moral, intelectual, and so on.

    So what's new under the sun? Roll Eyes
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
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