I’d join but I have an extreme and perhaps unfounded mistrust of facebook.
Post a lot of heavy chocolate cake recipes with the added information that "this is DA BOMB!", "wow - this is REALLY going to bring the tower down!", "I'm sure this will create the maximum impact on the largest possible number of people - they will never get what hit them!"
Then Facebook will start to show you ads for weight loss and treatment for diabetes. And black vans and helicopters will perhaps start to circle around your hood. But you will know beforehand if you are in trouble because Facebook will start showing your ads about immediate overseas work opportunities.