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 Topic: Welcome to grumpy!

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  • Welcome to grumpy!
     OP - October 07, 2008, 08:41 AM

    how could you do this you should all go to hell and die u suck i hope your mother get aids and die you sick pakis
  • Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #1 - October 07, 2008, 08:52 AM

    how could you do this you should all go to hell and die u suck i hope your mother get aids and die you sick pakis


    Pakis?  WTF?  Cheesy

    Come on now, as a muslim shouldn't you know that pakis are not the whole muslim ummah.  Roll Eyes

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #2 - October 07, 2008, 08:53 AM

    And what's more is WHY use this thread? 

    Maybe I should change my user name to "Ihateretardsgotohell"   Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #3 - October 07, 2008, 03:13 PM

    how could you do this you should all go to hell and die u suck i hope your mother get aids and die you sick pakis


    do what?

    My mum. Dont get me started on yours.
  • Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #4 - October 07, 2008, 06:50 PM

    how could you do this you should all go to hell and die u suck i hope your mother get aids and die you sick pakis

    Listen young man (you've just got to be male, haven't you). Don't you realise that you are in exhalted company here?  Hows about a few capitals, some attention to spelling and some punctuation. I look forward to your learned comments in post 2.
    PS Try some corrections and then re-post the above.
    PPS Don't try full paragraphs just yet.

    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #5 - October 07, 2008, 09:30 PM

    how could you do this you should all go to hell and die u suck i hope your mother get aids and die you sick pakis


    Hello, my friend. Stay a while, open your heart and unburden yourself. Don't hold it back or mince your words, just let it out.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if504e1EHJg

    Well, if you want to curse, just curse
    And if you want to decry, decry
    'Cause there are a million murtads to fry
    You know that there are...

    And if you want to live high, live high
    And if you want to live low, live low
    'Cause there are a million murtads below
    You know that there are...

    Chorus:
    You can do what you want
    The opportunity's on
    And if you find a murtad
    You can be sure he's mad
    And you can beat the shit out of him
    Though the chances might be slim
    You see ah ah ah
    It's easy ah ah ah
    You only need to know

    Well, if you want to say Allah, say Allah
    And if you want to say Ares, say Ares
    'Cause there are a million gods to praise
    You know that there are...

    And if you want to pray, just pray
    And if you want to bray, just bray
    'Cause there are a million murtads to slay
    You know that there are...

    Chorus:
    You can do what you want
    The opportunity's on
    And if you find a murtad
    You can be sure he's mad
    And you can beat the shit out of him
    Though the chances might be slim
    You see ah ah ah
    It's easy ah ah ah
    You only need to know

    Well, if you want to curse, just curse
    And if you want to decry, decry
    'Cause there are a million murtads to fry
    You know that there are...
    You know that there are...
    You know that there are...
    You know that there aaare...
    You know that there aaare...

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  • Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #6 - October 07, 2008, 11:20 PM

    Hey this guy deserves his own welcome thread. I'm gonna split off a few posts and move them up to Introductions. grin12


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjnvSQuv-H4

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #7 - October 08, 2008, 07:41 AM

    how could you do this you should all go to hell and die u suck i hope your mother get aids and die you sick pakis


    I find this really offensive for 6 reasons, my best friend is a paki , I am sick, I will die one die one day, I suck, I'm in hell, my mother has aids.  Ooooh, that bastard ihateexmuslimsgotohell, he's really gone and done it now. I shall seek and I shall find and when I find I have an extra surah for him to learn.

    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #8 - October 08, 2008, 02:11 PM

    how could you do this you should all go to hell and die u suck i hope your mother get aids and die you sick pakis


    I find this really offensive for 6 reasons, my best friend is a paki , I am sick, I will die one die one day, I suck, I'm in hell, my mother has aids.  Ooooh, that bastard ihateexmuslimsgotohell, he's really gone and done it now. I shall seek and I shall find and when I find I have an extra surah for him to learn.

    Well, just make sure he writes it out 50 times before he goes home and hands them in in the morning.

    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #9 - October 08, 2008, 02:25 PM

    Fantastic post there, Aziz. Laughed my pecker off!

    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #10 - October 08, 2008, 04:20 PM

    @ Aziz ROFL!!!!

    I love that song though - I think it is such an uplifting and positive song - I also love the movie for the same reasons.
  • Re: Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #11 - October 09, 2008, 06:46 AM

    Hello
  • Re: Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #12 - October 09, 2008, 07:00 AM

    I love that song though



    Getting worried about you. You don't happen to like 'Everything I do...' by Bryan Adams too do you? Or any other song that stayed at number one for months and drove millions to suicide? Oh, but you like the Beatles, dontcha? Less cheese, more fruit, that's what the doc says.

    There are some songs (the entire Beatles back catalogue for one) that no one ever needs to hear, ever again. This is one. And as an interesting aside, Bobby McFerrin was not happy, and worried a lot when I broke into his house, tied up his family and tortured the family pets. Even when I put his lovely little little song on, and got him to sing along 'note for note' - the look on his face remained one of pure horror. Fucken hypocrite!

    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #13 - October 09, 2008, 07:33 AM

    Hello


    Hello, welcome.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #14 - October 09, 2008, 08:11 AM

    Hello

    Yowdy. parrot

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #15 - October 14, 2008, 12:11 AM

    how could you do this you should all go to hell and die u suck i hope your mother get aids and die you sick pakis


    Why do you behave like this, with such a loss of dignity?  Do you think being on the Internet makes you not a muslim?  If you really are a muslim - which I doubt - you should know that the profanities you expressed above will be something you will have to answer for one day.

    And you should also know that you have disgraced us all, by making a disgrace of yourself.
  • Re: Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #16 - October 14, 2008, 06:18 AM

    I must say the hat really suits him. Afro

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #17 - October 16, 2008, 05:34 AM

    how could you do this you should all go to hell and die u suck i hope your mother get aids and die you sick pakis


    You stole my jester hat. I was trying to win the jester hat.  finmad

    I hope you're happy.  finmad finmad finmad
  • Re: Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #18 - October 16, 2008, 05:45 AM

    Good morning shan, havent seen you in a while  Smiley

    Life is a sexually transmitted disease which is invariably fatal.
  • Re: Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #19 - October 16, 2008, 05:54 AM

    Good morning shan, havent seen you in a while  Smiley


    Good morning. I haven't seen you in a while. How are you doing?
  • Re: Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #20 - October 16, 2008, 05:55 AM

    Great  Smiley  going on holiday next week  dance  You?

    Life is a sexually transmitted disease which is invariably fatal.
  • Re: Welcome to grumpy!
     Reply #21 - October 16, 2008, 06:05 AM

    Great  Smiley  going on holiday next week  dance  You?



    Not much. I'm going to the Wisconsin Dells, this weekend. What are you doing for your holiday?
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