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  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
  • Yeezevee - 3 (42.9%)
  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #600 - February 28, 2009, 12:58 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on February 28, 2009, 12:43 PM
    I nominate Shaneequa.


    Seconded, there's unfortunately no'one else I can think of.Any other jester as competition for Shan this month? Myself, maybe? Wink
    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #601 - February 28, 2009, 01:02 PM
    Quote from: Rashna on February 28, 2009, 12:58 PM
    Seconded, there's unfortunately no'one else I can think of.Any other jester as competition for Shan this month? Myself, maybe? Wink

    Nah, I find my table is funnier than you...

    (I joke!!! Tongue)
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #602 - February 28, 2009, 01:11 PM
    I haven't been around enough to nominate anyone this month damn it.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #603 - February 28, 2009, 01:17 PM
    If Shaneequa wants my vote, she can have it.  Afro
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #604 - February 28, 2009, 01:33 PM
    In order to put up a nomination, do you think it would be better to put up a quote as an example.  Give us a chance to revisit these glories, and make a fair comparison!  Or another way in future, we could count the number of back (belly) rubs by the number of laughing smileys  Cheesy after they have been nominated.  Either way will encourage the witty amongst us to think harder!

    Anti jihadist has made me laugh a few times this month,

    Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on February 19, 2009, 05:56 PM
    Allah was a bouncer of Mo's harem  Cheesy


    and Peruvian with :

    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on February 25, 2009, 03:39 PM
    From what I can remember pastafarian hell is similar to heaven except the beer is stale and the strippers are infectious and ugly.



     Cheesy Cheesy
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #605 - February 28, 2009, 01:41 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on February 28, 2009, 01:33 PM

    Anti jihadist has made me laugh a few times this month,




     Me too! Actually, I won't vote Shaneequa anymore, AJ's a true jester! I luvvv the stuff he gets for our CEMB forum, his pics, comic strips are truly amazing!

    Another one could be Finally Free, his Muhammad cartoon was cool, although a bit mean to Muhammad. Sorry Mo, you're a public figure, and we have as much right to make fun of you as any other public figure without  hiding in fear for our lives, hope your followers get the message!

    Another person could be li, he's very funny, remember his statement- Allah & mo are Allahsexual! Haven't heard from him lately. You're missed, at least by me li. no
    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #606 - February 28, 2009, 01:44 PM
    Quote from: Rashna on February 28, 2009, 01:41 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on February 28, 2009, 01:33 PM

    Anti jihadist has made me laugh a few times this month,




     Me too! Actually, I won't vote Shaneequa anymore, AJ's a true jester! I luvvv the stuff he gets for our CEMB forum, his pics, comic strips are truly amazing!

    Another one could be Finally Free, his Muhammad cartoon was cool, although a bit mean to Muhammad. Sorry Mo, you're a public figure, and we have as much right to make fun of you as any other public figure without  hiding in fear for our lives, hope your followers get the message!


    All I did was post a comic by Copperkid (a true jester) so it would be completely wrong, plus I haven't been here a month.

    Anyway, I would third that nomination for Anti Jihadist, his service to the internet knows no bounds and the amount of stuff he has posted (even though in my opinion he will be the death of the internet) is amazing. Even his avatar is cool.

    A-J for jester.
    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #607 - February 28, 2009, 04:16 PM
    I'll vote for AJ for keeping me entertained whilst I was dying of boredom.
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #608 - February 28, 2009, 05:18 PM
    Poll started.   bunny
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #609 - February 28, 2009, 08:12 PM
    It's gotta be Shan for me, and I don't mean that in a malicious way. She really is cute n funny.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #610 - February 28, 2009, 08:15 PM
    Shan all the way.

    I might have considered AJ but his sense of humour and mine are way different and I will never get over the beginning of the monkey youtube in Punjabi. That was just nasty.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #611 - February 28, 2009, 08:20 PM
    A J s my man. He's consistently funny and always coming up with new and funny stuff, so I wouldn't fault him on one post. It's like waiting for Thursday's Beano when he hasn't posted for a day or two.
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #612 - February 28, 2009, 09:41 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on February 28, 2009, 08:15 PM
    over the beginning of the monkey youtube in Punjabi. That was just nasty.

    Do you know where I can find the link?
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #613 - February 28, 2009, 09:58 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on February 28, 2009, 09:41 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on February 28, 2009, 08:15 PM
    over the beginning of the monkey youtube in Punjabi. That was just nasty.

    Do you know where I can find the link?


    For your own safety, I cannot remember.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #614 - March 04, 2009, 12:34 AM
    Goes to Shaneequa,

    Congrats.  dance
     

    party!





     Afro
    "I'm Agnostic about God."

    Richard Dawkins
    ==
    "If there is a God, it has to be a man; no woman could or would ever fuck things up like this."
     George Carlin == "...The so-called moderates are actually the public relations arm of Al-Qaeda and the Islamic Republic of Iran."  Maryam Namazie
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #615 - March 04, 2009, 10:35 AM
    Go Shaneequa,

    SHAN SHAN SHAN SHAN SHAN
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #616 - March 04, 2009, 02:09 PM
    Congrates Shan - yo0u are officially this months comedian.

    Now tell us a joke..
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #617 - March 05, 2009, 08:27 PM
    Yes do please tell us a joke. Or I'll be forced to.
    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #618 - March 05, 2009, 09:09 PM
    Quote from: Pazuzu on March 05, 2009, 08:27 PM
    Yes do please tell us a joke. Or I'll be forced to.


    Pissed off much?
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #619 - March 05, 2009, 10:03 PM
    No, not at all. Just in the mood for fun and frolics because I'm poorly at the moment and have been for quite a while now.
    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #620 - March 05, 2009, 10:15 PM
    I may have lost the poll, but not my sense of humor ....

    Quote
    A drunk fellow at the end of the bar calls for a beer. The
    Bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It
    Hits a blond lady's breasts and spills all over them. The
    bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the
    Beer off of her breasts.
     
    This happens a couple more times.
     
    The next time, the drunk jumps up and starts to lick
    Her breasts.  She decks him! He's laying on the floor
    Moaning and groaning.
     
    The drunk asks, 'Why do you let the bartender do it?' 


                'Because he has -

                                             (your gonna love this)





































    A LICKER LICENSE! 


    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #621 - March 05, 2009, 10:17 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on February 28, 2009, 08:15 PM
    Shan all the way.

    I might have considered AJ but his sense of humour and mine are way different and I will never get over the beginning of the monkey youtube in Punjabi. That was just nasty.


    Too bad for you but ....
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #622 - March 05, 2009, 10:22 PM
    Post it again will you Anti-Jihadist, or PM it please..
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #623 - March 05, 2009, 10:25 PM
    For what it's worth me and JL supported you AJ, and we will always support you until you win the goddamn poll. Your shennanigans are hilarious.

    AJ for Jester, April 09!
    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #624 - March 05, 2009, 10:37 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on March 05, 2009, 10:22 PM
    Post it again will you Anti-Jihadist, or PM it please..


    I posted it somewhere in the off-topic thread.
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #625 - March 05, 2009, 10:39 PM
    What is Butt Dust?
    Quote
    What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

    JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

    MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, ' If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

    STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

    BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

    SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

    DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

    MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his Dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

    CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married
    . How will my wife fit in it?'

    JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

    TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother
    when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

    The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... This particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are But dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'


    The things kids say  Cheesy Cheesy

    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #626 - March 30, 2009, 04:23 PM
    This month has genuinely lacked a jester, either one who deliberately set out to entertain, or one who unintentionally entertained!  Smiley

    Well, who can be Jester of this month?  Thinking hard

    Mods, please create new polls for Poster & Jester of the month!
    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #627 - March 30, 2009, 04:56 PM
    We need some nominations before we can create a poll.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #628 - March 30, 2009, 05:35 PM
    Well, don't all rush at once!  Cheesy

    I think Q-Man deserves a nomination, his posts are funny, and also IsLame for his story about the giant penis on the school cricket pitch.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #629 - March 30, 2009, 05:42 PM
    I'll second Islame as well as nominate Heartbomb, not for her posts here but her presence at Ummah.com as Muslimah1981, the way she cooked up that story was terrific-all of us really enjoyed being on that thread, although it was locked.  sad

    But it was great fun while it lasted!  Cheesy
    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
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