Jester of the month!!

Skip navigation

Sidebar -

↑ ↓

CEMB → Forum → Welcome to the forum → The Lounge → Jester of the month!!

Welcome

Welcome to CEMB forum.
Please login or register. Did you miss your activation email?

Donations

Help keep the Forum going!
Click on Kitty to donate:

Theme Changer

Site default theme Optional dark theme Basic wap2 interface

Poll

Question: Who gets it for April? (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
BurqaRentalsInc 4 (57.1%)
Yeezevee 3 (42.9%)
Total Voters: 7

Topic: Jester of the month!!

(Read 443857 times)

Previous page 1 ... 21 22 2324 25 ... 114 Next page « Previous thread | Next thread »
- Jack Torrance
- Ex-Muslim
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #660 - May 22, 2009, 07:05 AM

Quote from: Shaneequa on May 21, 2009, 11:28 PM
Quote from: IsLame on May 21, 2009, 11:23 PM

Hassan for talent spotting Sonseed

Regrettably, I will have to give my vote to Hassan. I tried to find the gayest video ever, but couldn't beat the Sonseed.

Leave Sonseed alone, they are legends and they rock, in a christian way.

Ha Ha.
- Cheetah
- Global Moderator
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #661 - June 08, 2009, 10:10 PM

Voting open.

"Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny." - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
- zomzom
- ᵀᴴᴱ'ᴼᴿᴵᴳᴵᴻᴬᴸ
- Ex-Muslim
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #662 - June 10, 2009, 07:54 PM

Peru for this little gem:
Quote
I have no idea what I dream about half the time, they make absolutely no sense when I wake up but when I'm dreaming them they make complete sense! I remember once making juice out of tv episodes (not DVDs, just an actual episode; some virtual version or whatever. Hard to explain). I have some weird ass dreams.

That is crazy on so many dimensions.

Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
- Saif Rahman
- Ex-Muslim
- Je suis Haram
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #663 - June 10, 2009, 08:10 PM

Peru - you ought to start worrying, you've got Tut calling you crazy

My Book
My Blog
- PeruvianSkies
- Ex-Muslim
- La Illaha Il al FSM
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #664 - June 11, 2009, 02:19 PM

Quote from: IsLame on June 10, 2009, 08:10 PM
Peru - you ought to start worrying, you've got Tut calling you crazy

Weird dreams are fun though Unfortunately I forget most of them when I wake up.

Quote from: King Tut on June 10, 2009, 07:54 PM
Peru for this little gem:
That is crazy on so many dimensions.

I think I was also kissing a Stargate character whilst I was doing that

~My story~
~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
- zomzom
- ᵀᴴᴱ'ᴼᴿᴵᴳᴵᴻᴬᴸ
- Ex-Muslim
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #665 - June 11, 2009, 02:20 PM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on June 11, 2009, 02:19 PM
Weird dreams are fun though Unfortunately I forget most of them when I wake up.
I think I was also kissing a Stargate character whilst I was doing that

This is getting better and better, please continue while I fondle myself...

Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
- PeruvianSkies
- Ex-Muslim
- La Illaha Il al FSM
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #666 - June 11, 2009, 02:23 PM

Quote from: King Tut on June 11, 2009, 02:20 PM
This is getting better and better, please continue while I fondle myself...

ewww....

~My story~
~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
- Johnmuslim
- Member
- Nicht Ein Muslim
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #667 - June 11, 2009, 02:24 PM

hasan for that convo with god video

i frickin loved that one, it's soooooo funny! specially the god voice!

I hear what you're saying. You're spinning my head around.
- zomzom
- ᵀᴴᴱ'ᴼᴿᴵᴳᴵᴻᴬᴸ
- Ex-Muslim
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #668 - June 11, 2009, 02:46 PM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on June 11, 2009, 02:23 PM
ewww....

It's fun you should try it!

Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
- BerberElla
- Class A'sexual
- Creator Goddess
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #669 - June 11, 2009, 02:51 PM

Quote from: King Tut on June 11, 2009, 02:20 PM
This is getting better and better, please continue while I fondle myself...

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
- Rashna
- Pub Regular
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #670 - June 12, 2009, 09:38 AM

OMG! Hassan wins this one too?

World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
- BerberElla
- Class A'sexual
- Creator Goddess
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #671 - June 12, 2009, 03:36 PM

Voting isn't closed until 11pm tonight, still time for someone to change it.

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
- Cheetah
- Global Moderator
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #672 - June 12, 2009, 03:40 PM

No, voting closed last night at 11pm. Hass won them both, now he'll have to give two acceptance speeches.

"Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny." - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
- BerberElla
- Class A'sexual
- Creator Goddess
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #673 - June 12, 2009, 03:41 PM

Lol damn it seems I've lost a day, I thought the 11th was today.

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
- Cheetah
- Global Moderator
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #674 - June 12, 2009, 03:42 PM

So did I till I checked the calender. I never know what date it is though.

"Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny." - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
- cosmicdancer
- Pub Regular
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #675 - June 12, 2009, 06:46 PM

Yay!

I'm the best and you all suck! Na nana nana!
- Submissive Bob
- Pub Regular
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #676 - June 12, 2009, 07:01 PM

I am honoured to be 75% as funny as Hassan. I would have been funnier, but I've been distracted lately Berb's sparkling Ass.

BB

My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
- Saif Rahman
- Ex-Muslim
- Je suis Haram
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #677 - June 12, 2009, 07:04 PM

Quote from: Submissive Bob on June 12, 2009, 07:01 PM
I am honoured to be 75% as funny as Hassan. I would have been funnier, but I've been distracted lately Berb's sparkling Ass.

BB

Yes, its a cute ass - where did you find it berbs (and what have you sat on, a cake?)

My Book
My Blog
- BerberElla
- Class A'sexual
- Creator Goddess
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #678 - June 12, 2009, 07:14 PM

It's called a sprinkle butt lol I can't remember where I picked it up. I think I want to take a picture of my ass covered in sprinkles just like that lol would look awesome.

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
- Saif Rahman
- Ex-Muslim
- Je suis Haram
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #679 - July 27, 2009, 10:54 PM

Got to put up Submissive Bob & Q-Man up. Submissive Bob always makes me laugh, and there's no stopping Q-man when he's on a roll..

My Book
My Blog
- Saif Rahman
- Ex-Muslim
- Je suis Haram
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #680 - July 27, 2009, 11:28 PM

If Emerald wasnt a moderator, he would have had my nomination for this great find

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peipSJVzRP4&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ecouncilofexmuslims%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ephp%3Ftopic%3D5785%2E0%3Btopicseen&feature=player_embedded

My Book
My Blog
- spiral dive
- Poor Lil Lelliphant.
- Ex-Muslim
- bouncy bouncy bouncy
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #681 - July 28, 2009, 01:07 AM

That's bloody awesome!!
- BerberElla
- Class A'sexual
- Creator Goddess
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #682 - July 28, 2009, 07:15 AM

Is it too late for me to nominate the Q man for his filthy porn suggestions on the dating thread?

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
- osmanthus
- Cave dwelling
- Pub Regular
- Fingerer of piglets
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #683 - July 28, 2009, 07:55 AM

Q-man is disqualified coz he made fun of me.

Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West.
- BerberElla
- Class A'sexual
- Creator Goddess
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #684 - July 28, 2009, 08:00 AM

Haha that sounds more like win material to me.

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
- RIBS
- Ex-Muslim
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #685 - July 28, 2009, 08:31 AM

OMFG! that was hilarious... especially the ARGHHH at exactly 1:48

That was funnnnyyyyyy!! I am literally rolling on the floor now!

...
- RIBS
- Ex-Muslim
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #686 - July 28, 2009, 08:33 AM

Guess what? He does Celine Dion too!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFyHWSAQqRU&feature=related

...
- Saif Rahman
- Ex-Muslim
- Je suis Haram
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #687 - July 28, 2009, 08:38 AM

Who needs Michael Jackson? The man is one serious talent.

My Book
My Blog
- cosmicdancer
- Pub Regular
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #688 - July 28, 2009, 02:22 PM

I love his little side to side head tilts - he's clearly concentrating hard on the rhythm and where to come in.

After all he doesn't want to make himself look like a total prick now does he

I nominate Emerald for finding this guy too!
- Saif Rahman
- Ex-Muslim
- Je suis Haram
- offline
Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #689 - July 28, 2009, 02:33 PM

If mods are allowed, then Osmanthus has to go in, without a doubt for his running commentary alongside Qman.

My Book
My Blog
Previous page 1 ... 21 22 2324 25 ... 114 Next page « Previous thread | Next thread »