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  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
  • Yeezevee - 3 (42.9%)
  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #870 - February 27, 2010, 03:04 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on February 27, 2010, 03:01 PM
    I am touched BD, truely touched in ways unmentionable on this thread.

    Sadly, as staff I can't be a winner nominee.  Tongue


    lol its ok you'll always seem funny in my eyes.

     Smiley

    that's meant as a compliment btw and thanks for the kinds words, and I agree with what you said me and iblis are the funniest people on the internet
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #871 - February 27, 2010, 03:06 PM
    i also want to nominate Charles.. for his hilarious video on islamic cures

  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #872 - February 27, 2010, 03:21 PM
    I want to nominate Charles too, his wanking in ramadan you tube was epic!
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #873 - February 27, 2010, 08:53 PM
    Yeezevee! (I for one find him hilarious.)
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #874 - February 27, 2010, 10:26 PM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on February 27, 2010, 02:53 PM
    IsLame is my choice this month  Afro


    Islame has been pulling some serious funnies lateley.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #875 - February 27, 2010, 10:58 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on February 27, 2010, 08:53 PM
    Yeezevee! (I for one find him hilarious.)


    I think this award should be restricted to deliberate comedians  Grin
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #876 - February 27, 2010, 10:59 PM
    ROFL
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #877 - February 27, 2010, 11:04 PM
    lol


    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    He made great posts though, especially about the concept of the heart being the place of thought. You can find the post under my name.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #878 - March 01, 2010, 01:49 PM
    Voting open.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #879 - March 01, 2010, 03:13 PM
    Kenan!!
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #880 - March 01, 2010, 05:28 PM
    Well this is good folder..LOTS OF FUN.. fun everywhere., there you go Hassan says

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    Yeezevee! (I for one find him hilarious.)

    You are right dear Hassan., Indeed I am hilarious., I am joker .,
    I don't know why., i was like that right from my childhood a wit-cracker, prankster  and  buffoon  and a fool, Some time I do that without me knowing it in many forums. I think I should stop writing in to CEMB.

    Any ways,  another better folder would be to find out TROLL of the month. And the equation to find the person should include

    No. of posts per day, when the person joined in to forum., and How many one liner posts he/she has and How many foul words and how often one uses on the board.

    Good stuff .. good folder.. good luck  guys.. You guys are doing great Job for those who have problems with Islam yest they have to live as Muslims., But you know board could handle little less of one liners..
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #881 - March 01, 2010, 05:30 PM
    lol troll of the month, not sure that is a good idea, would increase the trolls

    besides Iblis is the Court Troll and you can find out why in this wonderful thread:

    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=8913.0
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #882 - March 05, 2010, 01:06 PM
    Kenan wins.   dance
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #883 - March 05, 2010, 01:37 PM
    Take a bow Kenan
    My Book     news002       
    My Blog  pccoffee
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #884 - March 05, 2010, 01:47 PM
    Take a bow Kenan  Narcissist
    My Book     news002       
    My Blog  pccoffee
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #885 - March 05, 2010, 01:48 PM
    You should all see how I act in real like... I am surprised. Just going through some old texts, man I am so off the rails when I talk to ppl WTF?:

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    Rite thats good cos these danm rings cost an arm n a leg. Ill buy her sum shose or a hand bag. Or sum sexy lingerie

     

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    What u doing pumpkin?


    When I faked a fucking swine flu to have a few days off work date  01.08.09 :
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    xxxx, i cant come into work as i am not fuly recoverd, but i am doing a lot better. Ive been told 2 stay in side un til i fuly better.


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    I dont finger myself i finger her.


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    Some bitches man, stressing me out thinking it a damn a joke.


    Quote
    U better send me a pic of ur feet in dem heels


     Cheesy
    Quote
    U gona buy a wife 2b, sum sandals? Y dont u go 2 annsummers n buy her sumat kinky so both her n husband can enjoy it on da honeymoon?


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    R u feelin alrite? What time u call this 2 txt sum1. You've woke me up.


    more me bullshiting out of work:
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    xxxx is it alrite if i have a day off i've got abit of fam prob. But if ur short on staff let me know an ill come in


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    Its my number. Txt me when u turn ur fone on. Dont call me am diverting my calls so other girls cant call me.


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    Cool am goin 2 bed soon to. Jus eating sum tuna lol. its da nxt bst thing 2 eating pussy


    Quote
    I wanna lick ur pussy

     Tongue

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    Jus wanted 2 know what u were doing betta not be checking no guys out. Lol


    them are all from 09, I am glad I don't keep a contract phone anymore.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #886 - March 05, 2010, 03:51 PM
    Yaaay!!!
    I got the “Retard of the Month Award”! What an honour! My momma would be so proud!



    He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
    Groucho Marx
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #887 - March 05, 2010, 03:55 PM
     dance
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #888 - March 05, 2010, 04:03 PM
    Thanks Cheetah and IsLame!

    I would like to express my deepest gratitude to all three guys/girls that voted for me. I have already transferred the previously agreed amount of £££ to your bank accounts. Thanks again!
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #889 - March 05, 2010, 04:04 PM
    Thanks Iblis! You will always be my favorite Sasquatch!
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #890 - March 05, 2010, 05:21 PM
    Shit man, I feel I must have missed a lot of Kenan's jokes. Congrats anyway.  Smiley
    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #891 - March 05, 2010, 08:23 PM
    Thanks!
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #892 - March 05, 2010, 08:23 PM
    Quote from: Kenan on March 05, 2010, 04:04 PM
    Thanks Iblis! You will always be my favorite Sasquatch!


     Angry
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #893 - March 06, 2010, 07:55 AM
    thanks for the money Kenan!

    and congrats!
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #894 - March 06, 2010, 08:05 AM
    You are welcome!

    And cheers!
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #895 - March 20, 2010, 08:22 AM
    Deusvult for the meme thread alone.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #896 - March 20, 2010, 10:05 AM
    seconded
    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #897 - April 05, 2010, 05:55 PM
    Nominations please.   parrot
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #898 - April 05, 2010, 05:55 PM
    Submissive Bob  Afro
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #899 - April 05, 2010, 05:59 PM
    Submissive Bob  Afro
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