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 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1200 - August 20, 2010, 10:37 AM
    Quote from: thinkfree on August 20, 2010, 10:30 AM
    Our JOTM is now a fugitive of the comedy police.

    (Clicky for piccy!)


     Cheesy

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1201 - August 20, 2010, 12:45 PM
    Quote from: stardust on August 20, 2010, 09:28 AM
    I think I'm the only one who doesn't find Eph funny  Huh? (At least with her latest posts, I admit some of the older posts were funny like the letter to BD), but she seems more aggressive lately.


    Its a popularity contest


    consequently this would also mean I have many haters, and with the amount of people who feel the need to go public and state that THEY REALLY DONT FIND ME FUNNY, This would also be evident.

    Come on ppl, FFS, just shut up and let me enjoy it. I know im not funny but thanks anyway for all the banners, Highoctane (he's my biggest groupie)
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1202 - August 20, 2010, 12:57 PM
    Quote from: Ephemeral on August 20, 2010, 12:45 PM
    Its a popularity contest


    consequently this would also mean I have many haters, and with the amount of people who feel the need to go public and state that THEY REALLY DONT FIND ME FUNNY, This would also be evident.

    Come on ppl, FFS, just shut up and let me enjoy it. I know im not funny but thanks anyway for all the banners, Highoctane (he's my biggest groupie)

    We, the collective of haters do hereby proclaim thee unfunny.

    You, the accused will sign the attached proclamation and forthwith end your tyrannical crusade of 'teh lul'.

    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1203 - August 20, 2010, 01:00 PM
    I knew this was coming. Now what? *signs very quickly because is a pussy and lame and unprideful* (you haters, stop nodding your head) do you chain and bind me and annul my JOTM reign? What will you do if I say I offer to sell my 17 year old body?
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1204 - August 20, 2010, 01:01 PM
    Quote from: Ephemeral on August 20, 2010, 12:45 PM
    Its a popularity contest


    consequently this would also mean I have many haters, and with the amount of people who feel the need to go public and state that THEY REALLY DONT FIND ME FUNNY, This would also be evident.

    Come on ppl, FFS, just shut up and let me enjoy it. I know im not funny but thanks anyway for all the banners, Highoctane (he's my biggest groupie)

    At 17 you are one of the most together & well-balanced members on here.. (and do have natural wit too) Afro
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1205 - August 20, 2010, 01:04 PM
    Eph is not a 17-year-old girl. He's a 70-year-old man who's pretending to be a girl and posted a picture of his granddaughter.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1206 - August 20, 2010, 01:12 PM
    Quote from: Abood on August 20, 2010, 01:04 PM
    Eph is not a 17-year-old girl. He's a 70-year-old man who's pretending to be a girl and posted a picture of his granddaughter.


    Hahahahah, ABoood you are right homie.

    Eph is grandpa Ephan.
    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1207 - August 20, 2010, 01:16 PM
    Quote from: Ephemeral on August 20, 2010, 01:00 PM
    I knew this was coming. Now what? *signs very quickly because is a pussy and lame and unprideful* (you haters, stop nodding your head) do you chain and bind me and annul my JOTM reign? What will you do if I say I offer to sell my 17 year old body?

    Fool! We have no needs of the flesh, only of the ego. Submit or face the wrath of our neverending collective whinging.
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1208 - August 20, 2010, 01:19 PM
    Smiley You guys look very tasty.
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1209 - August 20, 2010, 01:20 PM
    Quote from: thinkfree on August 20, 2010, 01:16 PM
    Fool! We have no needs of the flesh, only of the ego. Submit or face the wrath of our neverending collective whinging.


    This sounds really fucking hot. What will we protest today? Can I wear a doggy-collar? I'm in.
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1210 - August 20, 2010, 01:21 PM
    Quote from: Ephemeral on August 20, 2010, 01:19 PM
    Smiley You guys look very tasty.


    Grandpa Ephan is hungry. Eeeek.
    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1211 - August 20, 2010, 01:21 PM
    Quote from: Ephemeral on August 20, 2010, 01:20 PM
    This sounds really fucking hot. What will we protest today? Can I wear a doggy-collar? I'm in.

    I don't recall ever giving you permission to take it off.
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1212 - August 20, 2010, 01:32 PM
    Quote from: Pariah on August 20, 2010, 01:21 PM
    Grandpa Ephan is hungry. Eeeek.


    Due to my vegetariainism I am weak and denying myself flesh has made me rather hungry. I will put an ad in the paper for anyone willing to be cut up and eaten by me. First I will cut up your penis a la spotted dick, then I will let you bleed  before cutting you up slowly and eating you over the course of an undefined period of time before I am caught and thus subdued and convicted though you consented to being eaten.


    Quote from: thinkfree on August 20, 2010, 01:21 PM
    I don't recall ever giving you permission to take it off.


    Can you stop being all authoritative? It makes me want to say Yes, sir, and that's just not cool for my totally-awesome-funny-self and credibility. I have a lot of funny cred.
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1213 - August 20, 2010, 01:34 PM
    Quote from: Ephemeral on August 20, 2010, 01:32 PM
    Due to my vegetariainism I am weak and denying myself flesh has made me rather hungry. I will put an ad in the paper for anyone willing to be cut up and eaten by me. First I will cut up your penis a la spotted dick, then I will let you bleed  before cutting you up slowly and eating you over the course of an undefined period of time before I am caught and thus subdued and convicted though you consented to being eaten.


    Can you stop being all authoritative? It makes me want to say Yes, sir, and that's just not cool for my totally-awesome-funny-self and credibility. I have a lot of funny cred.


    I don't have a dick, Sir.
    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1214 - August 20, 2010, 01:35 PM
    ugh, Pariah.
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1215 - August 20, 2010, 01:39 PM
    Quote from: Pariah on August 20, 2010, 01:34 PM
    I don't have a dick, Sir.

    Does Eph know something that Thinkfree & us lot dont?  Perhaps its time to confess Pariah?
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1216 - August 20, 2010, 01:41 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on August 20, 2010, 01:39 PM
    Does Eph know something that Thinkfree & us lot dont?  Perhaps its time to confess Pariah?

    I've held on to this secret for far too long and it's burning me up inside...  lipsrsealed
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1217 - August 20, 2010, 01:44 PM
    Oh, wouldn't you guys just love to know? Tongue
    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1218 - August 20, 2010, 01:48 PM
    Quote from: Pariah on August 20, 2010, 01:44 PM
    Oh, wouldn't you guys just love to know? Tongue

    I wish I didn't.
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1219 - August 20, 2010, 02:08 PM
    Quote from: Ephemeral on August 19, 2010, 11:55 PM
    W.T.F is. mardy? Its some british slang I haven't yet learned innit?

    yes http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mardy
    meaning: stroppy, moody, sulky, grumpy, childish etc.  Tongue


    Quote from: thinkfree on August 20, 2010, 10:30 AM
    Our JOTM is now a fugitive of the comedy police.

    (Clicky for piccy!)

     Cheesy

    Quote from: Ephemeral on August 20, 2010, 01:32 PM
    Due to my vegetariainism I am weak and denying myself flesh has made me rather hungry. I will put an ad in the paper for anyone willing to be cut up and eaten by me. First I will cut up your penis a la spotted dick, then I will let you bleed  before cutting you up slowly and eating you over the course of an undefined period of time before I am caught and thus subdued and convicted though you consented to being eaten.

     Lmao
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1220 - August 20, 2010, 02:44 PM
    Quote from: Ephemeral on August 20, 2010, 01:32 PM
    Due to my vegetariainism I am weak and denying myself flesh has made me rather hungry. I will put an ad in the paper for anyone willing to be cut up and eaten by me. First I will cut up your penis a la spotted dick, then I will let you bleed  before cutting you up slowly and eating you over the course of an undefined period of time before I am caught and thus subdued and convicted though you consented to being eaten.

    Are you gonna give Armin Meiwes a royalty for copying everything he did?
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1221 - August 20, 2010, 02:53 PM
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1222 - August 20, 2010, 02:54 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on August 20, 2010, 01:01 PM
    At 17 you are one of the most together & well-balanced members on here.. (and do have natural wit too) Afro


    I like u
    Quote from: Abood on August 20, 2010, 02:44 PM
    Are you gonna give Armin Meiwes a royalty for copying everything he did?


    No because ....
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1223 - August 20, 2010, 03:03 PM
    Quote from: thinkfree on August 20, 2010, 02:53 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Lol. That's disturbing.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1224 - August 20, 2010, 03:03 PM
    Quote from: Ephemeral on August 20, 2010, 02:54 PM
    I like u

    Her fan club dwindles, strike nao my righteous brethren!
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1225 - August 20, 2010, 03:07 PM
    LOL, how did i not notice the jester hat. Im so airheaded :(

    and thinkfree....that's really not cool. Why would you suggest that?....I still have HighOctane.He will never give up on me. As long as he lives, I am as strong as the CN tower.
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1226 - August 20, 2010, 03:08 PM
    Quote from: thinkfree on August 20, 2010, 02:53 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)


    I fear for my thing.
    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1227 - August 20, 2010, 03:08 PM
    Quote from: Ephemeral on August 20, 2010, 03:07 PM
    LOL, how did i not notice the jester hat. Im so airheaded :(

    and thinkfree....that's really not cool. Why would you suggest that?....I still have HighOctane.He will never give up on me. As long as he lives, I am as strong as the CN tower.

    Are you also as ugly?
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1228 - August 20, 2010, 03:52 PM
    Quote from: Abood on August 20, 2010, 03:03 PM
    Lol. That's disturbing.

    I've told her that smoking is bad for the skin.

    Quote from: Pariah on August 20, 2010, 03:08 PM
    I fear for my thing.

    *pours another glass of Chianti*
    You were saying, my dear?
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1229 - September 01, 2010, 09:45 PM
    Time for new nominations, no?
    fuck you
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