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  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
  • Yeezevee - 3 (42.9%)
  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1500 - April 04, 2011, 05:37 PM
    Quote from: abuyunus3 on April 04, 2011, 03:55 PM
    ^^^ yeah i know. i think next time just me, you and Islame should be nominated, so we can find out who is the funniest of the unfunniest people. damn popular people.

     Cheesy

    Lol you make me leaugh at least.  far away hug
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1501 - April 04, 2011, 07:41 PM
    Quote from: abuyunus3 on April 04, 2011, 03:55 PM
    ^^^ yeah i know. i think next time just me, you and Islame should be nominated, so we can find out who is the funniest of the unfunniest people. damn popular people.

    Agreed
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1502 - April 04, 2011, 08:17 PM
    meh, we are the funniest, its just that our humour is too highbrow for this joint  cool2
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    My Blog  pccoffee
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1503 - April 05, 2011, 01:07 AM
    lol.. true..
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1504 - April 06, 2011, 12:36 PM
    And we have a tie.  wacko

    *Cheetah tosses a coin*

    Ephemeral wins it.   dance
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1505 - April 06, 2011, 01:51 PM
    Give it to both... Its not fair doing it based on the coin.
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1506 - April 06, 2011, 01:57 PM
    We always do that when there's a draw.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1507 - April 06, 2011, 02:41 PM
    Your coin toss isn't witnessed by anyone, so it might very well be favoritism..
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1508 - April 06, 2011, 02:43 PM

    Well this is very anti-climatic,


    But not as the POTM thread this month with debunker trating it as if he is running for mayor.
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1509 - April 06, 2011, 02:46 PM

    Also lol @ cheetah picking me over bd as hwr fave. I ean let's face it cheetah wants me to be her new hairy slave but !d is her no.1 fave hairy slave of all time
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1510 - April 06, 2011, 02:48 PM

    Sry for sucky spelling. Typing ona phone is tedious sometimes.
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1511 - April 28, 2011, 11:16 PM
    me
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1512 - April 29, 2011, 02:46 PM
    I would like to nominate my friend ALM for this. We can all have a go at trying to be funny, and we may even succeed from time to time in making one or two others laugh. But to hit the spot everytime he tries; that's some talent... It's almost as if he has an 'insert funny remark' function in his brain, which he can resort to any time he wants, in any post he wants.

    If I'm honest, Alex had a poor start to the month because L2PK really fucked with his head. But he is back now and deserves this award for past crimes as much as for this months efforts.

    Final plea: Vote for Alex, or Debunker is coming round to canvas for votes... trust me, you don't want to go through that again.
    Hi
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1513 - April 30, 2011, 07:29 PM
    dc
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1514 - April 30, 2011, 08:06 PM
     Smiley
    Hi
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1515 - April 30, 2011, 10:37 PM
    Natasa... yes, but some of us did struggle when we first came here, as I did also.
    Being the first time to vent years of frustration and agony, trying to identify with
    others in the same boat, and especially for us "converts", not knowing how
    born muslims would react to us, well.... it happens Smiley 

    Bunny has come a long way, and we should receive him as such!  *neeners*
     bunny
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1516 - May 01, 2011, 12:29 AM
    To make this a proper contest, It'd be good to add some more people to this list?

    I can think of a few people who have made me laugh and smile consistently over the course of the month, but I don't want to monopolise nominations. If no one else comes forward with nominations in the next few hours, I will try to add those names before the poll opens...

    I

    Hi
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1517 - May 01, 2011, 08:21 AM
    Bump for the few logged in right now: who's made you laugh this month?
    Hi
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1518 - May 01, 2011, 04:58 PM
    I want to re-nominate AbuYunus.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1519 - May 01, 2011, 05:55 PM
    prince
    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1520 - May 01, 2011, 06:03 PM
    I want to rescind my re-nomination of AbuYunus.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1521 - May 01, 2011, 06:03 PM
    It's not like he's that funny anyway.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1522 - May 01, 2011, 07:20 PM
    w
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1523 - May 01, 2011, 08:31 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on May 01, 2011, 07:20 PM
    A man whore is what I am.


    Quote
    I was born into the board as a dementia-ridden octogenerian with amorous designs on all creatures big or small and will die just so.

     

    The following song performed by Det Brune Punktum = The Brown Dot

    makes me think of you :

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHHJS5oCZK0

    When I walk around bare toed in the garden
    I enjoy roses as well as thistles (mmm mmm)
    And although I look good in very tight pants
    I just as often wear a gown (mmm mmm)

    It'll be a good day
    I have a broad taste

    I want to sleep with most creatures
    Men and women and horses, pigs, cows and sheep
    I want to sleep with most creatures
    Two 30 years old and one first year college student

    If for example, I want to air the musical box,
    I sleep on the terrace (mmm mmm)
    But I may also ask Sis whether she is game for
    a 69 on the mattress (oh yeah)

    It will be a good day (it will be a good day)
    I have a broad taste (I have a broad taste)

    I want to sleep with most creatures:
    Men and women and horses, pigs, cows and sheep
    I want to sleep with most creatures:
    Those with a full head of hair, but also those with sparse hair
    I want to sleep with most creatures:
    Men and women and horses, pigs, cows and sheep
    I want to sleep with most creatures:
    June and Peter and Ingrid from Tjaereborg

    Just when I wake up, I almost always have to pee
    but I also have to make sausages (mmm mmm)
    And if I'm hungry, I make myself a cheese stinker sandwich,
    or an ear doctor´s snack (mmm mmm)

    It'll be a good day
    I have a broad taaaste

    I want to sleep with most creatures:
    Men and women and horses, pigs, cows and sheep
    I want to sleep with most creatures:
    Bent and Susse
    And all the animals in the Zoo
    I want to sleep with the smallest ones:
    Men and women and horses, pigs, cows and sheep
    I want to sleep with most creatures:
    and those who can smell the fart
    I want to sleep with Mr. Nielson
    those  from TV
    and also the owner of the faaaart
    and also the owner of the fart
    Like a compass needle that points north, a man?s accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.

    Khaled Hosseini - A thousand splendid suns.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1524 - May 01, 2011, 09:12 PM
    Natasa... you said

    Are you a convert? Never knew. What's your story? No doubt you were ill-used by a hairy Turk into whose lips you ran. Or was it a Moroccan? No, they're inferior.

    Nice try.  But no, I wasnt a western bimbo who was seduced by a wiley coyote muslim.  Islam was
    my last ditch effort to seek god.  My "heart and soul" was killed in a bad auto accident
    in 1993.  I threw in the towel after that.  My quest in islam was strictly spiritual, and
    trying to heal my shredded and wounded soul.   That maybe I could find peace with god there,
    as I have trekked for decades looking for that solace to no avail.  While I did leave islam
    about 2 years ago, CEMB was the first opportunity I had to release decades of irk held in
    from both the xian church, and then islam.  The biggest shit was realizing there is no
    abrahamic god.  Almost traumatic for me, not that "he" ever did shit for me LOL.
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1525 - May 01, 2011, 10:02 PM
    arX for Stevie Wonder is God
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1526 - May 02, 2011, 12:17 PM
    Ishina for this:
    Quote from: Ishina on May 01, 2011, 05:09 PM
    Your sense of humour called. It wants to know why you have not been in touch for a while.

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1527 - May 02, 2011, 02:34 PM
    @Paloma

    Never took you for the bestiliaty type. In my imagination's eye you are a homely Danish lass from whom a halo radiates like curry from a Desi. On which beast of burden in particular do you like to ride nekkid? Fascinating.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1528 - May 02, 2011, 02:41 PM
    Poll open.   bunny
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1529 - May 02, 2011, 02:47 PM
    Correct me if I'm wrong Mr Bison, but have you not previously requested exemption from these polls?
    Hi
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