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Question: Who gets it for April? (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
BurqaRentalsInc 4 (57.1%)
Yeezevee 3 (42.9%)
Total Voters: 7

Topic: Jester of the month!!

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1920 - March 01, 2012, 02:14 PM

Quote from: zoomi on March 01, 2012, 08:24 AM
alas, I would have voted for toor if I was not so completely hilarious. to make up for it toor, I voted you for POTM

That's cool, I voted for myself on POTM. Out of my own sheer awesomeness, naturally

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1921 - March 01, 2012, 02:36 PM

how many "title of the month" we have in this forum ?
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1922 - March 01, 2012, 04:28 PM

toor,for being able to tell a cracking joke in malay too
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1923 - March 02, 2012, 12:36 AM

Quote
yeezevee    - 4 (19%)
Zoomi    - 6 (28.6%)

this is bad..very bad.. yeezevee votes should go to Zoomi...

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1924 - March 02, 2012, 03:28 AM

I'm all for being the Ron Paul of this election. Now where's my Doug Weed to tell everyone just how well I'm doing, and how I've got all the numbers right where I want them?

Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
how fuck works without shit??

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1925 - March 02, 2012, 03:44 AM

ladies and jellymen, i have received an incriminating picture from an undisclosed source, of this man 'toor' performing sexual favours on an admin of this forum in return for a rigged poll. yes. its true.

a close examination of the pixels confirms it's not photoshopped (and i've seen quite a few shops in my time). unfortunately you can only see the back of the admin involved, but the kangaroo outfit and queen lizzy tatoo should be informative enough. i call for toor (if that's even his real name) to be banned from this poll and the admin forced to watch this on repeat. for a year.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1926 - March 02, 2012, 04:37 AM

ehh.. is it true toor,
prince pm me teh picture , as a citizen of this godforsaken cimb, I have the right to inspect the evidence.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1927 - March 02, 2012, 05:39 AM

I will also give everyone who votes for me a free parrot
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1928 - March 02, 2012, 07:36 AM

Ok, even though I voted for zoomi I know when an election is sinking, sorry zoomi, but you aren't appealing to the right demographic.

VOTE FOR TOOR!

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1929 - March 02, 2012, 08:51 AM

sprout the hitmen will be arriving at your door shortly...
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1930 - March 02, 2012, 08:59 AM

Business is business.

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1931 - March 02, 2012, 09:10 AM

ok ok new tactic -- I will compose a dirty limerick for everyone who votes for me, about a CEMB member of their choice
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1932 - March 02, 2012, 08:06 PM

Glad to say I voted for toor!

Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1933 - March 04, 2012, 01:40 AM

Congrats Toor.

"Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny." - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1934 - March 04, 2012, 01:42 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ah well yeev, we'll get 'em next month

congrats toor! (*goes to shake his hand but pulls away at the last minute and smooths hair*)
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1935 - March 04, 2012, 01:43 AM

oh yeah toor!!..
congrats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1936 - March 04, 2012, 02:53 AM

Quote from: nessrriinn on March 04, 2012, 01:43 AM
oh yeah toor!!..
congrats

Nope .. toor is four letter word.... zoomi is five letter word,. So zoomi wins., The election is fraud.. Add yeezevee votes to Zoomi...

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1937 - March 04, 2012, 10:21 AM

Don't blame me, I voted for asbd.

Anyway, I wanted to be POTM. That was, until Cato pointed out that I hadn't really posted anything nearly as good as Ishina. And he was right.

In the immortal words of the Dalai Lama, "Look, it was a dark night in Dharamsala, and I thought it was a banana, OK?".

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1938 - March 04, 2012, 10:43 AM

<3

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And he's the mother of grief
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1939 - March 04, 2012, 12:26 PM

Congrats to toor!!!
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1940 - March 04, 2012, 12:55 PM

Quote from: toor on March 04, 2012, 10:21 AM
Don't blame me, I voted for asbd.

............... and I thought it was a banana, OK?".

Hmm.. asbd..abcd.... That is four letter word ,,, Should not be allowed to contest.. The only good word in the list is "Zoomi"., , All votes that are polled to others are disqualified.. Election is Fraud.. Bogus voters list..

Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything
I renounced my faith to become a kafir,
the beloved betrayed me and turned in to a Muslim
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1941 - March 27, 2012, 10:22 PM

when things get rolling...

...i wanna nominate asbdsp !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1942 - March 27, 2012, 10:27 PM

Getting my nomination in early. I promised mine to Sturmgewehr for his ever-funny collections that he posts in the images thread. He always posts a good selection.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1943 - March 27, 2012, 10:29 PM

^oh yes.. agreed!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1944 - March 28, 2012, 12:41 AM

(Q-man, I've found him very funny lately off the forums)

On the forums...Muddy

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1945 - March 28, 2012, 12:54 AM

Hey , Thanks a lot forumites , I am honored.

Thanks a lot Sprout and nessrriinn
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1946 - March 28, 2012, 05:33 AM

MUDDY!

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1947 - March 28, 2012, 05:44 AM

If Muddy is not voted as Jester of the month,then this forum is starting to lose sense of humour. He is an undisputable winner.

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1948 - March 28, 2012, 11:04 AM

He'd certainly win retard of the month award. Give him the JOTM and rename it to ROTM.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1949 - March 28, 2012, 12:54 PM

thread of the month ?
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