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  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
  • Yeezevee - 3 (42.9%)
  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2070 - May 01, 2012, 01:32 AM
    Yeah GRB, take your rightful place by my side....as my pet monkey.

     dance

    (and thank you allat, you're very sweet Smiley )
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2071 - May 01, 2012, 01:34 AM
    Only if I get to be called the Jester Monkey King and she gets called Jester Monkey Queen, we'll both dance for you.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2072 - May 01, 2012, 01:35 AM
    What?! I never agreed to this!

    How about you be called Monkey Man and I be called Awesome Queen Lady of the Seven Seas?
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2073 - May 01, 2012, 01:39 AM
    you guys are still at it Cheesy  Cheesy
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2074 - May 01, 2012, 01:41 AM
    Quote from: chepea on May 01, 2012, 01:35 AM
    What?! I never agreed to this!

    How about you be called Monkey Man and I be called Awesome Queen Lady of the Seven Seas?


    NO!
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2075 - May 01, 2012, 01:42 AM
    You get to be the Monkey Lady, cos you're bananas.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2076 - May 01, 2012, 01:42 AM
    I'm not clicking that link!!! I'm not stupid, it'll be the banshee woman again. -_-
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2077 - May 01, 2012, 01:43 AM
    Quote from: GRB on May 01, 2012, 01:42 AM
    You get to be the Monkey Lady, cos you're bananas.

    No! I'm not a monkey. Although my dad does call me Bandariyya Smiley

    I'll be The Slavedriver of All Monkeys

    How about we scrap this monkey business altogether and just say that you can be a Wolf, and I'll be a Kitten?
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2078 - May 01, 2012, 01:49 AM
    No monkey business. I agree to the duo thing.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2079 - May 01, 2012, 01:49 AM
    How magnanimous of you. We're all so gratified.

    -_-
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2080 - May 01, 2012, 01:55 AM
    Coool so for realzies JOTM nominations so far: dance
    grb+chickpea
    jema
    q-man
    spinoza

    did I miss anyone?
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2081 - May 01, 2012, 01:55 AM
    Yeezevee
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2082 - May 01, 2012, 01:57 AM
    Quote from: chepea on May 01, 2012, 01:55 AM
    Yeezevee

    And the entire forum.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2083 - May 01, 2012, 01:59 AM
    Also, GRB nominated Zoomi.

    And YZV nominated Rendezvous.
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2084 - May 01, 2012, 02:02 AM
    Rendezvous should get POSTER OF THE MONTH.

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2085 - May 01, 2012, 02:03 AM
    I think that's what he was going for.

    To be honest, yeezevee really confuses me. :/
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2086 - May 01, 2012, 06:01 AM
    Quote from: chepea on May 01, 2012, 02:03 AM
    I think that's what he was going for.

    To be honest, yeezevee really confuses me. :/

    well  don't worry Chick Pea., I must have confused 1000s of guys for the past 10 or so years.,  See this guy Robert Spencer he too got confused.,  He must have read some of My posts on Muhammad... He steals Ideas and write books . see this book




    He Stole that idea.,  I said that  100s of times..

    1). Muhammad Never Existed ., Worst is Alleged Muhammad was bunch of Characters put to gether in early Islam.

    2). Quran was put together by group of people and at least it took 10  to 20 years to put together as a book And The final book was collated by another group who have not read earlier versions but copied from them.

    3). Hadith is absolute rubbish but it does contain true statements of the alleged Characters  "Muhammad"., and   in fact these hadith  contains words from many early Islamic leaders  


    See that., that guy Roberts Spencer put together a book with those ideas.. ., You know what Spencer says "His Ancestors were Catholic Christians  from the present day Turkey"  But what he doesn't know is that His ancestors were actually Juice.. bloody juice drinking Monkeys..


    Oh well that is my life Chick Pea., No one understand me but they steal ideas from me..    Buy that is OK..  some day i will have last laugh..lol.

    And  and tell your Dad., that when ever he calls as Monkey., you tell him., "No, noipe.,  My ancestors were not NORMAL monkeys, they were  special Monkeys  and I see that in me and I  see that  in my Dad" ., Some of these guys., I mean "dads" need to be taught some lessons..

    with best wishes
    yeezevee
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2087 - May 01, 2012, 07:41 AM
    Quote from: chepea on May 01, 2012, 02:03 AM
    I think that's what he was going for.

    To be honest, yeezevee really confuses me. :/


    Don't worry, I'm working with the great one on a Yeez to everyone dictionary atm, it'll be out in a couple of months
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2088 - May 01, 2012, 01:28 PM
    Quote from: yeezevee on May 01, 2012, 06:01 AM
    well  don't worry Chick Pea., I must have confused 1000s of guys for the past 10 or so years.,  See this guy Robert Spencer he too got confused.,  He must have read some of My posts on Muhammad... He steals Ideas and write books . see this book

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    He Stole that idea.,  I said that  100s of times..

    1). Muhammad Never Existed ., Worst is Alleged Muhammad was bunch of Characters put to gether in early Islam.

    2). Quran was put together by group of people and at least it took 10  to 20 years to put together as a book And The final book was collated by another group who have not read earlier versions but copied from them.

    3). Hadith is absolute rubbish but it does contain true statements of the alleged Characters  "Muhammad"., and   in fact these hadith  contains words from many early Islamic leaders  



    I'm glad that I'm not alone in my confusion.

    BTW, I think you're totally wrong with 1,2,&3. Tongue

    Quote
    See that., that guy Roberts Spencer put together a book with those ideas.. ., You know what Spencer says "His Ancestors were Catholic Christians  from the present day Turkey"  But what he doesn't know is that His ancestors were actually Juice.. bloody juice drinking Monkeys..

    He can be my other pet monkey! GRB has been looking a bit lonely in his ape-like state :(

    Quote
    And  and tell your Dad., that when ever he calls as Monkey., you tell him., "No, noipe.,  My ancestors were not NORMAL monkeys, they were  special Monkeys  and I see that in me and I  see that  in my Dad" ., Some of these guys., I mean "dads" need to be taught some lessons..

    LOL as if I'm gonna say that to my dad! Tongue Plus, I do love bananas. <3
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2089 - May 01, 2012, 01:29 PM
    Quote from: Sprout on May 01, 2012, 07:41 AM
    Don't worry, I'm working with the great one on a Yeez to everyone dictionary atm, it'll be out in a couple of months

    Can it be called "Y to Z Dictionary"? Cheesy
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2090 - May 01, 2012, 02:03 PM
    Quote from: chepea on May 01, 2012, 01:28 PM
    He can be my other pet monkey! GRB has been looking a bit lonely in his ape-like state :(
    LOL as if I'm gonna say that to my dad! Tongue Plus, I do love bananas. <3

    OI! I AM NO ONE'S MONKEY! finmad

    Besides, I wouldn't be lonely, I'd watch a certain mentally handicapped bandariya do backflips all day. -_-
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2091 - May 01, 2012, 02:18 PM
    Quote from: GRB on May 01, 2012, 02:03 PM
    OI! I AM NO ONE'S MONKEY! finmad

    Aw, no, of course not GRB, you're your OWN monkey and it's YOUR life and you can do whatever YOU want with it (even if it means sleep at noon). Smiley

    Quote from: GRB on May 01, 2012, 02:03 PM
    Besides, I wouldn't be lonely, I'd watch a certain mentally handicapped bandariya do backflips all day. -_-

    OMG I'm not retarded!!

    And only my dad and Allat can call me Bandariyya. You may refer to me as: "Her Royal Highness"--or "Your Grace", if you are audacious enough to speak directly.

    Smiley I wonder when this voting is happening. I know who I'm voting for.  dance
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2092 - May 01, 2012, 02:19 PM
    whistling2 Come on, the clear choice for JOTM is  JEMA
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2093 - May 01, 2012, 02:21 PM
    Nah, she's a candidate for JOTY.
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2094 - May 01, 2012, 02:26 PM
    +1

    Get on it mods!






































    Please? grin12
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2095 - May 01, 2012, 03:28 PM
    Go away, Godzilla. Everyone is going to vote for Pedro and Bandariya.

    Here's why:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TA42woVsqc
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2096 - May 01, 2012, 03:57 PM
    ^ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    Man, I'm glad we're buddies in this endeavour. Tongue
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2097 - May 01, 2012, 09:04 PM
    Yeah, I am going to vote for you. Smiley
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2098 - May 01, 2012, 09:10 PM
    LOL! Yeah, that's not self-serving in the slightest. Tongue
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2099 - May 01, 2012, 09:18 PM
    What? I am voting for you, you had my vote anyways.
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