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  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
  • Yeezevee - 3 (42.9%)
  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2610 - July 03, 2012, 06:02 AM

     party! yay  Congrats ALM AND Solara both on winning Jester of the Month. I've always wanted a tie to happen, and finally it did. Yay!  yay party!
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2611 - July 03, 2012, 01:55 PM

    Told you I wouldn't win straight out. Tongue

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2612 - July 03, 2012, 02:41 PM

    .
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2613 - July 03, 2012, 02:52 PM

    Whatever bro.

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2614 - July 03, 2012, 02:55 PM

    .
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2615 - July 03, 2012, 03:03 PM

    That doesn't even make sense. Also, you're spamming.

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2616 - July 03, 2012, 03:57 PM

    Ugh, if only Tmp hadn't wasted his vote on Zizo. Way to go, dude...


    Thanks! I would of voted for Musivore if I didn't vote for zizo.  I liked ALM's posts too and I wanted there to be a tie. Tongue
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2617 - July 03, 2012, 04:01 PM

    Hugh looks so cute with his little jester hat on. 001_wub

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2618 - July 03, 2012, 04:08 PM

    Solara or ALM?

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2619 - July 03, 2012, 04:23 PM

    Both of us. yes

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2620 - July 04, 2012, 01:03 AM

    Congrats to all winners.  Smiley

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2621 - July 04, 2012, 10:02 AM

    Congrats everybody who won.   dance

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2622 - July 04, 2012, 12:21 PM

    It looks like everyone wants to be a fucking comedian now. Can't get past 5 pages in a thread without seeing spam and corny comments posted in a futile attempt to appear witty. I think this monster of JOTM has to be laid to rest.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2623 - July 04, 2012, 12:24 PM

     Tongue

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2624 - July 04, 2012, 01:53 PM

    It looks like everyone wants to be a fucking comedian now. Can't get past 5 pages in a thread without seeing spam and corny comments posted in a futile attempt to appear witty. I think this monster of JOTM has to be laid to rest.



    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2625 - July 04, 2012, 04:47 PM

    How can women know when you're upto no good? I can't believe it, how quick the realized I was upto something.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2626 - July 04, 2012, 10:59 PM

    Magic. Tongue

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2627 - July 04, 2012, 11:07 PM

    Magic. Tongue


    Man it must be something. I was so surprised and shocked. Basically, I'd go to see my sister, (she came to pick me up) and just before I went, I took one little sip off my vodka. And my sisters like: "hay I need to go into your house, I need to use your computer to check my bank account" and am like: "OK", so we go inside, into my room, and she's like: "whats that smell?, you've been drinking, I can smell it" and I was like: "I don't know what your talking about". I had the vodka mixed in the coke bottle, and right next too it I realized I left a bag of cocaine. So I gave her my laptop to check her account, while she was doing that I grabbed the cocaine bag and the bottle of mixed vodka and walked out of the room. It was a very close shave I almost lost my cool. Good job I wasn't drinking though, that I only had a few sips.  
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2628 - July 04, 2012, 11:09 PM


    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2629 - July 04, 2012, 11:09 PM

    my wife's coming back next-week, so i have to spring clean soon.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2630 - July 04, 2012, 11:18 PM

    solara, I was telling a story. You didn't get it, never-mind, am reading something else you're thinking something else.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2631 - July 05, 2012, 12:04 AM

    WTF?  Cheesy  What odds if your sister knew you'd been drinking?  You don't live in Saudi Arabia, Tut.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2632 - July 05, 2012, 12:13 AM

    WTF?  Cheesy  What odds if your sister knew you'd been drinking?  You don't live in Saudi Arabia, Tut.


    She goes mental, I get too much stress from everyone then she tells everyone in the family, and then my father just cuts off my funding. I just don't understand how she finds out so quick, she as a super sensitive nose. She is the only person who always smells drink off me. I have to face them, and that really depress me if they keep bringing my drink up, or drugs. With cocaine I can get away with it, she's never figured out when I'm on cocaine, I out think her on cocaine. But on drink she always nails me. It's so annoying.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2633 - July 05, 2012, 12:31 AM

    Child.   Cheesy  Grow up and tell her to mind her own business.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2634 - July 05, 2012, 12:41 AM

    Child.   Cheesy  Grow up and tell her to mind her own business.


    I can't she's like the one my parents listen to, she's the responsible one. By the way I do tell her to mind her own business, but that kind of doesn't work since she'll just laugh it off and have mom and dad on my back. She can get my funding cut off, and I hate that, because then I can't even get cocaine. My dad gives me like £440 quid a week.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2635 - July 05, 2012, 12:42 AM

    For which I pay £90 quid or so a month for my net, and other goes on bills and food, and some on cocaine, well alot on cocaine. I can't deal with this life, its too much for me.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2636 - July 05, 2012, 12:55 AM

    You're an idiot for taking it.  Anyway, enuff.  Put the rest of the story in your blog.   Afro

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2637 - July 11, 2012, 10:10 AM

    OMGGGG CONGRATS ALM AND SOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so late but GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!  mysmilie_977 mysmilie_977 mysmilie_977 dance dance

    Also: I would have voted for Musivore if I hadn't voted for someone else. In case he feels bad. Tongue

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2638 - July 11, 2012, 03:11 PM

    OMGGGG CONGRATS ALM AND SOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so late but GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!  mysmilie_977 mysmilie_977 mysmilie_977 dance dance

    Also: I would have voted for Musivore if I hadn't voted for someone else. In case he feels bad. Tongue


    Thank you. I was also tempted to vote for musivore but I wanted the silly hat more. Besides it doesn't look like humor is his main defense mechanism anyway.

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2639 - July 11, 2012, 03:57 PM

    Lol. Well deserved mate, and about bloody time.

    And I feel ok with this... Was nice just to be nominated. but thanks for the nice comments guys.

    Hat suits you mate. You should keep it?

    Hi
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