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  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2640 - July 11, 2012, 04:02 PM
    Of course, musivore my dearest friend, in a perfectly fair world I would keep it, however now it is not up to me...
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2641 - July 11, 2012, 06:43 PM
    Quote from: Alex Lam Meem on July 11, 2012, 03:11 PM
    Thank you. I was also tempted to vote for musivore but I wanted the silly hat more. Besides it doesn't look like humor is his main defense mechanism anyway.

    Are you implying something, mister? -_-
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2642 - July 11, 2012, 06:45 PM
    Ooooh.  FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.   dance
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2643 - July 11, 2012, 06:48 PM
    Quote from: Solara on July 11, 2012, 06:43 PM
    Are you implying something, mister? -_-


    I thought all the implications were clear, what did you think?
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2644 - July 11, 2012, 06:54 PM
    Quote from: Solara on July 11, 2012, 06:43 PM
    Are you implying something, mister? -_-


    Oops, I forgot to say, well done Solara also  Afro

    God I'm such an asslick. And I often lie awake crying because I hate myself for being like that...And whilst I'm here, talking secretly behind this strikethrough thingy: I once tried on a girlfriend's stockings...and I liked it...a lot
    Hi
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2645 - July 11, 2012, 06:56 PM
     Cheesy
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2646 - July 11, 2012, 06:56 PM
    Quote from: musivore on July 11, 2012, 06:54 PM
    Oops, I forgot to say, well done Solara also  Afro

    God I'm such an asslick. And I often lie awake crying because I hate myself for being like that...And whilst I'm here, talking secretly behind this strikethrough thingy: I once tried on a girlfriend's stockings...and I liked it...a lot

    Cheesy Cheesy

    You're so weird!!!! Hahahaha Tongue No offence.
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2647 - July 11, 2012, 07:02 PM
    Thanks  Smiley
    Hi
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2648 - July 11, 2012, 07:27 PM
    Tell me more, musivore.

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2649 - July 11, 2012, 07:54 PM
    Solara, I would expand on that for you. But I'm not entirely sure I've dealt fully with the sensations that overcame me that day, so I wont. Let's just day that before that day, I looked at transvestites with a touch of bewilderment. But since that day, I look at them as long-lost brothers, with whom I will be united in suspender-heaven one day, when I have finally relinquished the harsh shackles that life inevitably places upon our tiny souls.
    Hi
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2650 - July 11, 2012, 07:55 PM
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2651 - July 11, 2012, 07:56 PM
    Did you seriously try on stockings? I thought you were just kidding. Did they fit you?
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2652 - July 11, 2012, 08:07 PM
    Lol solara.

    Cheps, I've lied so much in my life, that I honestly can't remember which version of my life is reality anymore. So, not sure if I'm kidding or not. I'll leave it at that...
    Hi
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2653 - July 11, 2012, 08:09 PM
    Quote from: musivore on July 11, 2012, 07:54 PM
    Solara, I would expand on that for you. But I'm not entirely sure I've dealt fully with the sensations that overcame me that day, so I wont. Let's just day that before that day, I looked at transvestites with a touch of bewilderment. But since that day, I look at them as long-lost brothers, with whom I will be united in suspender-heaven one day, when I have finally relinquished the harsh shackles that life inevitably places upon our tiny souls.


    If I could take off the silly hat and hand it over to you now I would
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2654 - July 11, 2012, 09:25 PM
    Thanks bro, that's one hell of a nice thing to say.
    Hi
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2655 - July 29, 2012, 06:57 PM
    Nominations please, (and for POTM too).   thnkyu
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2656 - July 29, 2012, 07:31 PM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2657 - July 29, 2012, 07:57 PM
    yeezeevee
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2658 - July 29, 2012, 07:59 PM
    Quote from: Godot on July 29, 2012, 07:31 PM
    I nominate Solara. grin12

    Suck my dick. -_-
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2659 - July 29, 2012, 08:36 PM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2660 - July 29, 2012, 08:46 PM
    How's she supposed to suck her own dick?  C'mon. 

    Anyway, nominations.....
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2661 - July 29, 2012, 08:50 PM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2662 - July 30, 2012, 01:43 AM
    Quote
    She got a couple of ribs removed, don't you
    know? She takes autofellatio very seriously.


  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2663 - July 30, 2012, 01:50 AM
    -_-
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2664 - July 30, 2012, 02:12 AM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2665 - July 30, 2012, 02:32 AM
    Ishina
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2666 - July 30, 2012, 02:35 AM
    bahiraomar
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2667 - July 30, 2012, 04:28 PM
    Kodanshi Afro
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2668 - July 31, 2012, 05:20 AM
    Shinsengumi
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2669 - July 31, 2012, 05:42 AM
    Quote from: olweasel on July 30, 2012, 02:32 AM
    Ishina

    Secondd. Her crack at Bahaha had me almost falling off the chair.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
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