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  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
  • Yeezevee - 3 (42.9%)
  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2790 - January 06, 2013, 10:17 AM
    Thanks Cato and Alex, you're both too kind Smiley

    Alex, dunno how to say this without sounding offensive to Solara and Pepe: but I suspect you may have been robbed again?
    Hi
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2791 - January 08, 2013, 01:59 AM
    Congratulations, Solara parrot
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2792 - January 08, 2013, 02:28 AM
    Congrats Solara, you rock!  victory
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2793 - January 08, 2013, 03:05 AM
    Thanks mysmilie_977 001_wub
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2794 - January 08, 2013, 03:55 AM
    Quote from: musivore on January 05, 2013, 11:19 PM
    Everything Alex says is a mix of funny, beautiful, worthwhile, deep, amazing, and awesome. I say just make him JOTM and POTM every month of every year that he ever posts in. yes




    Oh no, not this time, my friend. This time the good people of CEMB expressed their opposition to Allat's attempt to belittle my efforts and my noble cause on the brown people's thread by saying it was a joke. The people's position on this is clear now: racism is no joke, Allat, and we, the people would rather vote for Solara despite the obvious fact that Alex is the funniest, in order to make this point.

    I now thank all the people who voted for Solara in expression of support for me. Well done, my friends, well done...

    Oh and congratulations, Solara.
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2795 - January 08, 2013, 03:56 AM
    Twisted, innit.
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2796 - January 08, 2013, 04:02 AM
    Tongue
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2797 - January 08, 2013, 04:04 AM
    @Allat
    The people have spoken, my dear, they just don't see the humour in your  "proud labelling".


    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2798 - January 08, 2013, 07:58 AM
    Congratulations Solara!
    ZOMFG the brown people business is infecting other threads mysmilie_977 Over react
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2799 - January 08, 2013, 08:17 AM
    Quote from: Al-Alethia on January 08, 2013, 07:58 AM
    ZOMFG the brown people business is infecting other threads mysmilie_977 Over react

    Tongue

    Attached image is missing * technically im half brown.jpeg (41.37 KB, 550x367 - viewed 373 times.)
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2800 - January 08, 2013, 08:53 AM
    ^ Grin I didn't mean you were brown, I was referring to Alex bringing the "Brown People Thread" discussion here.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2801 - January 08, 2013, 01:37 PM
    I know, Imjust pointing out how absurd it is because I don't look brown at all Tongue
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2802 - January 09, 2013, 01:30 AM
    Congrats Solara.   dance
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2803 - January 09, 2013, 01:36 AM
    I think we can do without a speech here this time. Congratulations once again, Solara.
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2804 - January 09, 2013, 03:32 AM
    I'd like to thank the man upstairs for not putting a password on his wifi... sad
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2805 - January 09, 2013, 03:34 AM
    SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH! Afro
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2806 - January 09, 2013, 04:07 AM
    Sorry, not much for speeches. Just thanks everyone for being awesome. You're my family. I love you guys. far away hug
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2807 - January 09, 2013, 04:55 AM
      dance yay solara!! congrats!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2808 - January 09, 2013, 10:27 AM
    Quote from: Solara on January 09, 2013, 03:32 AM
    I'd like to thank the man upstairs for not putting a password on his wifi... sad


     Grin

    We'd like to thank him too  Afro
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2809 - January 31, 2013, 12:08 AM
    cognisance for her drawings thread  Smiley
    'Let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.'

    Join the chat!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2810 - January 31, 2013, 12:10 AM
    HM for his surah about allat  Grin
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2811 - January 31, 2013, 01:48 AM
    what surah about allat?

    I came here to nominate him for the surah about donuts

    Quote from: happymurtad on January 29, 2013, 04:24 PM
    1.   XYZ
    2.   LMNOP
    3.   Krispy Kreme are the donuts, without doubt, that are good for you and me
    4.   Verily those who deny krispy crème glazed donuts are blind so they can not see
    5.   And they say “We enjoy cinnamon donuts, and donuts filled with jam”
    6.   Thus do we lead their taste buds astray, and we don’t even give a damn
    7.   So leave them to eat their gooey monstrosities, for they shall not harm you in the least
    8.   But when thou seeth Krispy Kreme glazed, wet thy lips with thy tongue, and prepare for an awesome feast.  




    Happy murtad - nearly died laughing at that ^

    GOOOOOO!!!  dance
    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2812 - February 01, 2013, 08:03 PM
    Any more nominations?  I'll start the poll in a few hours.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2813 - February 01, 2013, 08:05 PM
    Do we even need to have a poll?  I think everyone here can automatically agree that HappyMurtad should win....despite the fact that his "revelations" just started coming now, suspiciously close to the "Jester of the Month" nomination day......hmmmm....

    LOL.
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2814 - February 01, 2013, 08:14 PM
    Cognisance's thread was mad funny. I demand my right to vote!  finmad
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2815 - February 01, 2013, 08:17 PM
    @tabularasa
    Cheesy Isn't it suspicious how Jibreel always pops up and gives revelations at very convenient times for the receiver of said revelations? First Muhammad, and now happy murtad. 
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2816 - February 01, 2013, 08:17 PM
    happy murtad ftw!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2817 - February 01, 2013, 08:22 PM
    Yes Al-Alethia.  Next thing you know, he is gonna claim that he's illiterate too.  I wanna know if Happy has a BFF named Ibn Warraq.  I'm slightly scared that a revelation may come down now about our suspicious minds.....er, oh well, as long as he throws in the lottery numbers somewhere, it's all good!
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2818 - February 01, 2013, 08:24 PM
    Asbie, can I have a link to that thread?  And yes, everyone should get a vote...just playin'
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2819 - February 01, 2013, 08:32 PM
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=23067.msg662184#msg662184
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
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