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 Poll

  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
  • Yeezevee - 3 (42.9%)
  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2850 - March 01, 2013, 09:06 AM

    Osmanthus
    TheDarkRebel
    Ishina

    Those were the only ones that really made me laugh in the forum for the last one month.

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2851 - March 03, 2013, 09:28 AM

    Hassan and Toor.

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2852 - March 03, 2013, 01:49 PM

    Poll open.   bunny

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2853 - March 03, 2013, 01:59 PM

    i vote cheetah... for "toot"
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2854 - March 03, 2013, 02:03 PM

     finmad

    I just came back in to do a ninja edit, but you caught me nesrin.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2855 - March 03, 2013, 02:05 PM

     Cheesy

    <3 !!

  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2856 - March 03, 2013, 02:50 PM

    Dammit. I was gonna vote for Toot as well. I don't know who he is, but he sounds like a sound chap.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2857 - March 03, 2013, 07:50 PM

    LOL ...me too!!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2858 - March 03, 2013, 08:10 PM

    toor 001_wub

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2859 - March 03, 2013, 08:16 PM

    Don't know what the fuck my name is doing there!

    I'm voting for Ishina. Her replies to SAM are brilliant.

    (SAM would get my nomination but he actually means what he says.)
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2860 - March 03, 2013, 09:11 PM

    The Dog must use its voting rights .. So this dog is only here to vote ..

    And the vote goes   TheDarkRebel As Jester of the month .. and that fearless Jila girl gets the "Poster of the month vote..  Yes..  Dogs are the best.. ...KILL THEM ALL.. ..  bloody Black dogs..

    Quote
    Hadith - Bukhari 3:515, Narrated Abu Huraira

    Allah's Apostle said, "Whoever keeps a dog, one Qirat of the reward of his good deeds is deducted daily, unless the dog is used for guarding a farm or cattle." Abu Huraira (in another narration) said from the Prophet, "unless it is used for guarding sheep or farms, or for hunting." Narrated Abu Hazim from Abu Huraira: The Prophet  said, "A dog for guarding cattle or for hunting."

    Missing girl, 3, found alive in Poland with pet dog

    Quote
    Hadith - Bukhari 3:515, Narrated Abu Huraira

    I heard Allah's Apostle saying; "Angels (of Mercy) do not enter a house wherein there is a dog or a picture of a living creature (a human being or an animal)."

    'Thrown Away' Dog Saves Little Girl's Life
    Quote
    Hadith - Muslim, Narrated 'Aisha

    Gabriel made a promise with Allah's Messenger to come at a definite hour; that hour came but he did not visit him. And there was in his hand (in the hand of Allah's Apostle) a staff. He threw it from his hand and said: Never has Allah or His messengers (angels) ever broken their promise. Then he cast a glance (and by chance) found a puppy under his cot and said: Aisha, when did this dog enter here ? She said: By Allah, I don't know. He then commanded and it was turned out. Then Gabriel came and Allah's Messenger said to him: You promised me and I waited for you, but you did not come, whereupon he said: It was the dog in your house which prevented me (to come), for we (angels) do not enter a house in which there is a dog or a picture.

    Dog Duke Saves Dying Baby

    Quote
    Hadith - Abu Dawood 5084, Narrated Jabi ibn Abdullah, r.a.

    The Prophet said: When you hear the barking of dogs and the braying of asses at night, seek refuge in Allah, for they see which you do not see.

    !!DOG SAVES MISSING GIRLS LIFE!!

    Quote
    Hadith - Muslim, Narrated Maymunah

    One morning Allah's Messenger was silent with grief. Maymunah said: Allah's Messenger, I find a change in your mood today. Allah's Messenger said: Gabriel had promised me that he would meet me last night, but he did not meet me. By Allah, he never broke his promises; and Allah's Messenger spent the day in this sad (mood). Then it occurred to him that there had been a puppy under their cot. He gave an order and it was turned out. He then took some water in his hand and sprinkled it on the place. When it was evening Gabriel met him and he said to him: You promised me that you would meet me the previous night. He said: Yes, but we do not enter a house in which there is a dog or a picture. So the very next morning he commanded the dogs to be killed. He announced that the dog kept for the orchards should also be killed, but he spared the dog used for the protection of extensive fields (or big gardens).

    Dog saves newborn BABY]

    Quote
    Hadith - Mishkat, Transmitted by Abu Dawud and Darimi

    The Prophet said, "Were dogs not a species of creature I should command that they all be killed; but kill every pure black one." [Muslim, Narrated AbuDharr: "...The black dog is a devil."]

    Dog Rescues Baby Drowning In Bathtub

    Bad.. bad.. bad dog... trying to rescue Jila..

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2861 - March 03, 2013, 10:00 PM

    Well, bugger me sideways. YEEZEVEE'S ALIVE!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=N_dWpCy8rdc
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2862 - March 04, 2013, 01:37 AM


    Bad.. bad.. bad dog... trying to rescue Jila..




    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2863 - March 04, 2013, 07:26 AM

    YEEZEVEE!!

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2864 - March 04, 2013, 09:55 AM

     Cheesy Welcome back yez.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2865 - March 05, 2013, 12:53 PM

    Congrats Toor.   dance

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2866 - March 05, 2013, 03:57 PM

    Um.. wow. I don't know why I've won, as I've been rather quiet this month, but thank you all anyway..    Afro
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2867 - March 05, 2013, 05:06 PM

      toot toot!!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2868 - March 06, 2013, 08:06 AM

    Wohoo, go Toor! Congrats!  Afro

    Also, please have my babies?

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2869 - March 06, 2013, 08:14 AM

    Congrats toor Afro
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2870 - March 06, 2013, 09:04 AM

    Um.. wow. I don't know why I've won, as I've been rather quiet this month, but thank you all anyway..    Afro


    Yeah, I honestly can't remember why I nominated you. I have a vague memory of you saying something funny  grin12

    Congrats  Afro

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2871 - March 31, 2013, 01:01 AM

    Who is the JOTM?   parrot

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2872 - March 31, 2013, 01:21 AM

    I haven't been around here much lately, so I have no say in this....I have no idea who's been funny this month   Huh?

    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2873 - March 31, 2013, 01:39 PM

    It's a tight race between Haider and abdulrahman1234 for sure Cheesy
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2874 - April 02, 2013, 06:10 PM

    Any more nominations here?  I'll start the polls in a few hours.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2875 - April 02, 2013, 06:15 PM

    Wait!!! Haider and Abdulrahman were only jokes. While they were certainly both jokers, what made them funny wasn't intentional enough to call them Jesters.  Cheesy
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2876 - April 02, 2013, 06:25 PM

    Okay, can we have some genuine nominations for JOTM please?  I want to get the poll started soon.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2877 - April 02, 2013, 06:30 PM

    It's been a bit of a somber month, hasn't it....

    Ok, I nominate David and Ishina. Fight it out you two!

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2878 - April 02, 2013, 08:56 PM

    Poll open.   piggy

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2879 - April 03, 2013, 09:12 PM

    Congratulations David.   dance

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
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