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  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
  • Yeezevee - 3 (42.9%)
  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2940 - September 04, 2013, 03:13 PM
    Well deserved by David (and Jedi)
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2941 - September 04, 2013, 11:54 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on September 04, 2013, 03:02 PM
    We have a tie here between Jedi and David.  As Jedi already won the POTM, I'm giving it to David.    Smiley

    Cowed by the great honour you do me, I promise to be dull and earnest all month.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2942 - September 05, 2013, 12:09 AM
    You sound a bit offended.  Its not that you're not a worthy winner, its just that I normally give two JOTM hats when there's a tie, but what's the point when he already has the POTM? 
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2943 - September 05, 2013, 03:20 AM
    Quote from: Cheetah on September 05, 2013, 12:09 AM
    You sound a bit offended.  Its not that you're not a worthy winner, its just that I normally give two JOTM hats when there's a tie, but what's the point when he already has the POTM? 


    Because this is the greater honor, isn't it obvious?
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2944 - September 12, 2013, 08:09 PM
    Nominating Kondanshi for his HILARIOUS rendition of the battle rap thread! OMG my eyes are watering!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2945 - September 30, 2013, 07:10 AM
    Nominations time again, and for POTM too.   thnkyu
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2946 - September 30, 2013, 07:31 AM
    I nominate Quod Sum Eries. He's posted some really funny shit. He's also got a cool swavey about him. Dignified but engaging, as though you could get drunk together and stumble home laughing or exploring the deepest mysteries of the universe. A young man to be sure with a devilish glint in his eye, and yet along with the vigour of youth a wisdom far exceeding his years.

    His jestic triumphs are many. From meme to rhyme to comment to point. From the spur of the moment stories we all know and love such as meeting George and learning about the prophet Dave, to the seductive undertones on the write another member's profile thread, to the recent "if cats and dogs were human" post, Jester of the Month is surely a title not only overdue, but earned!

    And so I urge you all, my fellow heathens, to cast your vote with mine, and together we shall give them a Jester of the Month than shall never, ever, be forgot.

    Vote Quod Sum Eris
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2947 - September 30, 2013, 07:53 AM
    The dude obviously has major self-esteem issues. Should probably give him the award, just to make him feel better about himself.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2948 - September 30, 2013, 07:57 AM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on September 30, 2013, 07:31 AM
    And so I urge you all, my fellow heathens, to cast your vote with mine, and together we shall give them a Jester of the Month than shall never, ever, be forgot.


    What're you planning to do, hunt the mods down and teabag them in their sleep? A video of that would be truly unforgettable. Anything else, not so much.
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2949 - September 30, 2013, 12:59 PM
    Narrated Abu Musa: The Messenger of Allah said, "We do not assign the authority to those who ask for it, nor to those who are keen to have it."

    Sahih Bukhari
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2950 - September 30, 2013, 01:14 PM
    "Narrated Abu Musa: The Messenger of Allah said, "We do not assign the authority to those who ask for it, nor to those who are keen to have it."

    Sahih Bukhari"

     Afro

  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2951 - September 30, 2013, 04:08 PM
     dance
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2952 - September 30, 2013, 06:25 PM
    Second Kodanshi. Much brilliant comedy this month. Afro
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2953 - September 30, 2013, 09:30 PM
    Nomming Col. Q... cause he's funniest when he's acting serious.
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2954 - September 30, 2013, 09:32 PM
    Not terribly kind.
    fuck you
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2955 - September 30, 2013, 09:32 PM
    Ishina
    fuck you
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2956 - September 30, 2013, 09:40 PM
    -
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2957 - October 01, 2013, 07:16 AM
    Some of these nominations really surprise me. Are they supposed to be serious or ironic?

    Anyway I nominate Yezeevee for continuously highlighting the stupidity of Mad Mullahs with beards using Allah dolls to further propogate their brand of silliness in the Land of The Pure.  Afro

    Keep up the good work mate!

    As serious as your posts, the irreverent manner in which you speak of the idiots involved lessens the sadness I feel.  Smiley
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2958 - October 01, 2013, 07:40 AM
    -
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2959 - October 01, 2013, 04:30 PM
    Nominating someone for JOTM because you find their views to be laughable is a little insulting, I think. Unless she's trying to joke about it... honestly, I can't tell with her. Undecided
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2960 - October 01, 2013, 04:45 PM
    That's what I thought.

    Even if you find their views questionable, this kind of derision maybe a bit too personal. Ouch!  Shocked
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2961 - October 01, 2013, 04:50 PM
    Except for Q. I agree with allat on that one. Wink
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2962 - October 01, 2013, 10:00 PM
    I'd like to nominate whichever one of the mods it is who names the off topic posts that get relegated to the pit of perdition. That shit's hilarious.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2963 - October 01, 2013, 10:01 PM
     grin12 That's a long tradition here. It's done by all, dependent on personal whim.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2964 - October 01, 2013, 10:02 PM
    Oh and I just gotta nominate Jedi for this month. He's a top performer. Afro
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2965 - October 01, 2013, 10:07 PM
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Post a pic of yourself and maybe everyone will nominate you.

    I'm only joking ofcourse.

    Not.  Tongue
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2966 - October 01, 2013, 10:11 PM
    Mate, I've already had this award several times. You deserve it this month. Afro
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2967 - October 01, 2013, 10:19 PM
    Jedi - calm down - these are the cool kidz, mods bods, you are heading for termination, you have been chosen for the island, fella before it is too late, send me a PM, email etc. It would be cool to keep in touch.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2968 - October 01, 2013, 10:21 PM
    Or I can send you my details - as much as we/you/I are comfortable with.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2969 - October 01, 2013, 10:23 PM
    Don't say I did'nt warn you, there have been others before you (me even), they were sent to the Island before I could exchange or should I say try to....
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
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