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 Poll

  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
  • Yeezevee - 3 (42.9%)
  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2970 - October 01, 2013, 10:25 PM

    Or I can send you my details - as much as we/you/I are comfortable with.

    Don't trust this man. He's just grooming you.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2971 - October 01, 2013, 10:25 PM

    Well, that settles it. My vote's going to yeez.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2972 - October 01, 2013, 10:26 PM

    Don't trust this man. He's just grooming you.


    Lol. yes because I am a Pakistani. I get it.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2973 - October 01, 2013, 10:28 PM

    Racist Os

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2974 - October 01, 2013, 10:31 PM

    Of course. I'm Australian. All Australians are racist.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2975 - October 01, 2013, 11:08 PM

    Now that I see QSE's post, all I have to say is not cool.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2976 - October 01, 2013, 11:59 PM

    -

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2977 - October 02, 2013, 12:06 AM

    C1981, I'll go back and delete the posts if you like?


    Do so please.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2978 - October 02, 2013, 12:13 AM

    Done.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2979 - October 02, 2013, 12:42 AM

    Thanks
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2980 - October 02, 2013, 09:59 PM

    Poll open.   piggy

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2981 - October 02, 2013, 10:12 PM

    Can you add Kodanshi please? Smiley

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2982 - October 02, 2013, 10:14 PM

    You're a mod. You do it.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2983 - October 02, 2013, 10:18 PM

    Grin

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2984 - October 02, 2013, 10:21 PM

    See?  grin12

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2985 - October 02, 2013, 10:22 PM

    Now everyone vote for him! 040

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2986 - October 03, 2013, 10:08 PM

    Only a few minutes left here and we have a five way tie!   wacko   Everybody vote and save me from having to cut cards to decide the winner.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2987 - October 03, 2013, 10:11 PM

    Done. Smiley

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2988 - October 03, 2013, 10:13 PM

    Thanks.   Afro

    Four minutes left till poll closes. 

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2989 - October 03, 2013, 10:13 PM

    Congrats to the Colonel  victory

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2990 - October 03, 2013, 10:17 PM

    I have another vote! Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley I'm loved.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2991 - October 03, 2013, 10:19 PM

    Yep, we have a two way tie - Q-Daffi and Quod Sum Eris.    You can both share the Jester's hat for the month.  And congrats to you both.   dance

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2992 - October 03, 2013, 10:19 PM

    Go us cheers Narcissist

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2993 - October 03, 2013, 10:23 PM

    You can exchange witticisms with each other all month, like Oscar Wilde growling at his reflection in a puddle. 

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2994 - October 03, 2013, 10:26 PM

    Is our relationship strong enough for that?

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2995 - October 03, 2013, 10:29 PM

    I don't know.   Huh?

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2996 - October 03, 2013, 10:34 PM

    Well I'm sure it'll be sweet watching them working on their relationship. Smiley

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2997 - October 03, 2013, 10:40 PM

    Maybe he'll pull me into his lap and cradle my head gently to his breast.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2998 - October 03, 2013, 10:56 PM

    If he does, make sure you don't bite his nipples.   Afro

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2999 - October 03, 2013, 10:59 PM

    Well, not too hard anyway.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
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