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  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
  • Yeezevee - 3 (42.9%)
  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3030 - December 05, 2013, 07:59 AM
    I voted for the wrong person. Sorry yezeevee, I'm on my iPad and the small buttons aren't good for man fingers. Can anyone fix it?
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3031 - December 05, 2013, 08:29 AM
    I voted for you. Kiss
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3032 - December 05, 2013, 08:44 PM
     Kiss
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3033 - December 05, 2013, 09:04 PM
    I voted for myself, just coz I want teh funny hat again. It'll look awesome on top of Hellboy Tux.  dance
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3034 - December 05, 2013, 09:15 PM
    Os...can you incorporate a spellcheck in reply boxes?
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3035 - December 05, 2013, 09:17 PM
    No. Tongue Your browser should do that for you anyway.

    I'm not admin any more, and haven't been for some time. I quit, I did. yes
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3036 - December 05, 2013, 09:45 PM
    Presidents and PMs are allowed to vote for themselves so go for it!
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3037 - December 05, 2013, 11:51 PM
    Congrats Os.   dance
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3038 - December 05, 2013, 11:54 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on December 05, 2013, 11:51 PM
    Congrats Os.   dance

    I protest.. Vote rigging.. Recount...

     yeezevee votes should have gone to Toor.
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3039 - December 05, 2013, 11:56 PM
    Protest denied, Os won fair and square.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3040 - December 06, 2013, 07:53 AM
    Allah looks favourably upon the OZinator.
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3041 - December 06, 2013, 07:54 AM
    Cheesy MWAHAHAHAHA!

    Ok speech time.

    I'd like to thank me, for having the bad taste and sheer fucking narcissism to vote for myself. bunny

    I'd also like to thank the other three people who voted for me. Your judgement is impeccable.

    Everybody else can eat shit and die. cool2
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3042 - December 06, 2013, 07:56 AM
    I voted for you. There must be some you wish to save from the fitnah of shit eating surely?
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3043 - December 06, 2013, 07:59 AM
    No. I'm going to be the most merciful and condemn the fucking lot of them. parrot
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3044 - December 06, 2013, 08:44 AM
    Congrats. Smiley
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3045 - January 09, 2014, 09:02 PM
    Is it too late to nominate for this month?

    I nominate Kodanshi!
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3046 - January 09, 2014, 11:18 PM
     Happymurtad
    Quod
    Jedi
    Yeezevee
    And Os the great   dance

  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3047 - January 10, 2014, 04:01 AM
    Yeezevee. But he might be too serious.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3048 - February 08, 2014, 01:16 PM
    Yeezevee, and Jedi.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3049 - February 08, 2014, 06:27 PM
    I'm gonna nominate again, but please remember to open the poll!

    Jedi for his blog  Wink
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3050 - February 08, 2014, 08:25 PM
    Poll open.   parrot
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3051 - February 08, 2014, 08:46 PM
    Quote from: INcePtion on February 08, 2014, 06:27 PM
    I'm gonna nominate again, but please remember to open the poll!

    Jedi for his blog  Wink


     Kiss  Big hug
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3052 - February 08, 2014, 10:17 PM
    my vote goes to Jedi..... The Prophet....

    Jedi Predict and Prophesize  something  ASAP
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3053 - February 08, 2014, 10:36 PM
    I predict Yeezy will, by the Will of Allah ta'allah, be in charge of the ISI in the Summer.
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3054 - February 09, 2014, 02:49 AM
    Jedi for all the awards!  dance
    "so now, if you leave (Allahu A?lam is you already have) what will u do??? go out and show ur body to all the men??? sleep with countless men?? maashaAllah if you think think this is freedom or womens right then may Allah guide you to that which is correct."
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3055 - February 11, 2014, 09:34 AM
    Congrats Jedi.   dance
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3056 - February 11, 2014, 12:26 PM
    Congrats Jedi Wedi  Wink
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3057 - February 11, 2014, 12:47 PM
     jester party!
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3058 - February 11, 2014, 06:57 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on February 11, 2014, 09:34 AM
    Congrats Jedi.   dance I have a question O'Wise Sage you. When a person wins the Jester of the Month should they or should they not give a speech in honour of their victory and their superiority over the other members of the human race?'


    *Ahem*

    I would like to start this lecture...by giving thanks to Iblis who is always whispering in my right ear and encouraging me to waste my time and write the nonsense that I do.

    The sister asks a very intelligent question. She askes 'if you are nominated and then awarded the Jester of the Month' by your fellow CEMB members then should you or should you not give a speech?'

    There are two responses to this questions.

    First, the first one. As you can see from my previous lecture, on the Blog titled 'The Meaning of Jedi', my life is without meaning and purpose. I'm not saying that I have lots of free time and that my existence is vacuous. I'm not saying that. The point is that I like to make people laugh. To make them smile. Simple. Sometimes I achieve this and sometimes I don't. Simple. As it is written in Surah-al Woody Allen chapter number 45 verse 297, he states ''Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.''

    Secondly, I have always heard the scientists talk about the THEORY of Jester of the Month but never about the FACT of Jester of the Month. When they talk about FACT then come see me.

    Sister I hope that answers your question.

    The Unicorn knows best.


    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3059 - February 12, 2014, 01:57 AM
    The unicorn looks happy. Congratulations!
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
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