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 Poll

  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
  • Yeezevee - 3 (42.9%)
  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3090 - July 10, 2014, 12:46 AM
    Cheesy Congrats, Yeezevee!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3091 - July 10, 2014, 01:22 AM
    Stop it stop this JOTOM..POTOM business  finmad

    what is this nonsense?? 

      "Joker of the month" .... "Prostitute/Pimp  of the Month " finmad
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3092 - July 10, 2014, 01:29 AM
     Kiss
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3093 - July 10, 2014, 03:15 AM
    Quote from: yeezevee on July 10, 2014, 01:22 AM
    Stop it stop this JOTOM..POTOM business  finmad

    what is this nonsense?? 

      "Joker of the month" .... "Prostitute/Pimp  of the Month " finmad

     Afro
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3094 - July 10, 2014, 08:57 AM
    Congrats yeez, you crazy mofo  Afro Cheesy
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3095 - July 10, 2014, 05:54 PM
    Yeezevee reminds me of this guy I used to 'know' on a forum, some years ago.

    This guy wrote Dutch in a way only first-generation immigrants do. He was full of jokes and incoherent thoughts and used to crack me up. I remember being in a group chat with him and a friend of mine, in the middle of the night, just trying not to laugh out loud so my parents wouldn't hear me. He once sent us a picture of him, with one of those Russian hats on and a fan in front of his face, so all we could see was his eyes.

    While we all knew he was not for real, it was really hard to prove that. He never broke character. Never. And he was really consequent in the way he typed certain words. Awesome guy.

    The future is full of thrilling possibilities.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3096 - September 01, 2014, 09:07 AM
    And nomnations here too.   Smiley
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3097 - September 01, 2014, 03:56 PM
    Jedi
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3098 - September 01, 2014, 04:03 PM
    Jedi seconded.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3099 - September 03, 2014, 04:46 PM
    Contrats Jedi party!
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3100 - September 05, 2014, 08:34 PM
    I would like to thank:



    There is none that can help you save for the one horned beast. (4:89)
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3101 - October 01, 2014, 05:52 AM
    Nominations for JOTM please.   bunny
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3102 - October 01, 2014, 08:40 AM
    HappyMurtad Smiley
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3103 - October 01, 2014, 09:07 AM
    ^ good choice  Smiley

    For me, it's got to be either hash brown or lua. Hash Brown has made me laugh harder, but lua has made me laugh more consistently. So, again,

    I nominate lua  yes
    Hi
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3104 - October 01, 2014, 09:07 AM
    Quote from: Naerys on October 01, 2014, 08:40 AM
    HappyMurtad Smiley

    Yes. yes.. Vote For HappyMurtad Please  ...  AND MAKE THAT GUY "JOTM"  Joker of the month .,

    Damn you voting rascals..   you made me that "Joker of the month" some 100 times .  often I didn't even notice until i see something on my head..
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3105 - October 01, 2014, 09:10 AM
    Was it a dick? Just kidding mate  Smiley
    Hi
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3106 - October 01, 2014, 09:14 AM
    Quote from: musivore on October 01, 2014, 09:10 AM
    Was it a dick? Just kidding mate  Smiley


     Cheesy Cheesy   That is OK musivore

    Noooooo.. it doesn't look like this


    It looks like this
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3107 - October 01, 2014, 09:28 AM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    You making a late charge for the crown again?
    Hi
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3108 - October 01, 2014, 10:25 AM
    ^ Cheesy Cheesy

    Also, IIRC, this is the first time I've been nominated over here.  dance

    I need David nominated for a bunch of comments he made. But mostly this comment. http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=6984.msg782836#msg782836
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3109 - October 01, 2014, 11:59 AM
    I nominate moi for this post. 
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3110 - October 01, 2014, 12:19 PM
    Quote from: toor on October 01, 2014, 11:59 AM
    I nominate moi for this post.  

     Hmm.... with that link toor is giving  me an idea ..  that picture



    Quote
    Yep looks just like Allah Cheesy

    and the comment below it makes by a CEMB JOTM guy ..lol... makes  it a perfect combination for the JOTM

    In other words,   Jester/joker  of the month   must be given to two people ..the initiator of JOTM post and a person's comment that makes it as a real JOTM post

    but for now my Joker of the month vote goes to  HappyM
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3111 - October 02, 2014, 11:41 PM
    Poll open.   bunny
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3112 - October 04, 2014, 12:21 AM
    And a tie here too!  Again, poll is open for another 24 hours.  Vote early, vote often.   parrot
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3113 - October 04, 2014, 12:24 AM
    Ok, who wants to buy my vote? Paypal is acceptable. Smiley
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3114 - October 04, 2014, 12:27 AM
    CORRUPTION IS NOT ACCEPTABLE ON THIS FORUM.

    (Although if you pay me enough, I can turn a blind eye). 
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3115 - October 04, 2014, 12:29 AM
    Ok then. First one of the nominees to tell me a really good joke I haven't heard before will get my vote.

    *Although bribes are still appreciated, and accepted with great alacrity.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3116 - October 04, 2014, 04:55 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on October 04, 2014, 12:24 AM
    Ok, who wants to buy my vote? Paypal is acceptable. Smiley

    Oh Ok.. I will send Pakistani Paisa  by paypal..,,,,,,,No..no by mail..



    make my candidate happymurtad  as "Joker of the month"    Cheesy  he is not writing in to the forum
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3117 - October 04, 2014, 07:08 AM
    I go away for a few seconds and you bastards conspire to take my crown!

     finmad  finmad  finmad
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3118 - October 04, 2014, 07:10 AM
    Edited
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3119 - October 04, 2014, 11:53 AM
    Grin Woah. I'm not sure if I've been intentionally or unintentionally funny to three people this month, but I'll take it, man. It's officially more than have ever said I was funny in real life.
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