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 Poll

  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
  • Yeezevee - 3 (42.9%)
  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Jester of the month!!
     OP - October 08, 2008, 07:29 AM

    I'd like to nominate Shaneequa for inadvertently providing lots of entertainment in her bid to convert Tut and Cheetah to her religion, although her cutting and runing when the going got tough is a bit pathetic, it was only to be expected Afro

    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Jester of the Week
     Reply #1 - October 08, 2008, 10:01 AM

    I vote Jack Torrance, for the sake of it.  Afro


    Then I vote MSingh for the same reason Wink


    Hey, hang on.  You already nominated.  Tongue  Who do you want, Shaneequa or M?

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the Week
     Reply #2 - October 08, 2008, 10:02 AM

    Yeah, me or Shan?
  • Re: Poster of the Week
     Reply #3 - October 08, 2008, 11:24 AM

    Yeah, me or Shan?


    Yeah but Shan was an ironic choice Smiley

    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Poster of the Week
     Reply #4 - October 08, 2008, 02:44 PM

    Aw, c'mon. I reckon the new guy who wants to fuck everybody over wins it hands down, even if it was just down his own trousers. He gets douze point.

    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Poster of the Week
     Reply #5 - October 08, 2008, 02:47 PM

    Aw, c'mon. I reckon the new guy who wants to fuck everybody over wins it hands down, even if it was just down his own trousers. He gets douze point.

    Do you have a name to go with that?
  • Re: Poster of the Week
     Reply #6 - October 08, 2008, 11:21 PM

    I nominate Grumpy.

    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: Poster of the Week
     Reply #7 - October 08, 2008, 11:29 PM

    I second the nomination. parrot

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #8 - October 09, 2008, 02:51 PM

    Nominate here for who gets the Jester's hat.  Up to you whether you choose someone for their scintillating witticisms, or their mind boggling stupidity, or whatever else gave you a laugh this week.

    I don't think we'll have the staff exempt from this one.  You can nominate Os, Berbs and the rest if you want.  Tongue


    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #9 - October 09, 2008, 03:01 PM

    I nominate no-one. You're all boring as fuck  Tongue
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #10 - October 09, 2008, 03:03 PM

    I nominate no-one. You're all boring as fuck  Tongue


    I nominate MSingh.   dance

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #11 - October 09, 2008, 03:08 PM

    I nominate Sara, the shoutbox was hilarious today thanks to her preaching.  Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #12 - October 09, 2008, 03:08 PM

    I nominate no-one. You're all boring as fuck  Tongue


    I nominate MSingh.   dance


    That wasnt meant to be funny, just mildly rude but untrue. you can retract your vote.

    If this was something like who's the most insane or wierd or something like that it would be OK, but it aint.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #13 - October 09, 2008, 03:08 PM

    I vote for Berbatron because she got in the way.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #14 - October 09, 2008, 03:09 PM

    Quote
    If this was something like who's the most insane or wierd or something like that it would be OK, but it aint.


    Yes, it is. so its OK and my nomination stands - MSingh for teh funny badge. Afro

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #15 - October 09, 2008, 03:11 PM

    I should have gone with Msingh too, infact yeah, I retract my nomination for sara and nominate Msingh too.  bunny

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #16 - October 09, 2008, 03:11 PM

    Quote
    If this was something like who's the most insane or wierd or something like that it would be OK, but it aint.


    Yes, it is. so its OK and my nomination stands - MSingh for teh funny badge. Afro


    MSingh doesnt want teh funny badge. I want Berbs to have teh funny badge.

    I dont want a badge. I prefer being badgeless.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #17 - October 09, 2008, 03:12 PM

    Excuse me Berbfriend but can you show me something that is funny that I have written this week? You so crazy.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #18 - October 09, 2008, 03:12 PM

    Yeah well it's 2 nominations for you already, you may well get zee badge  parrot

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #19 - October 09, 2008, 03:13 PM

    Excuse me Berbfriend but can you show me something that is funny that I have written this week? You so crazy.


    Ok Msinger, just as soon as I make dinner.  bunny

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #20 - October 09, 2008, 03:15 PM

    Quote
    If this was something like who's the most insane or wierd or something like that it would be OK, but it aint.


    Yes, it is. so its OK and my nomination stands - MSingh for teh funny badge. Afro


    MSingh doesnt want teh funny badge. I want Berbs to have teh funny badge.

    I dont want a badge. I prefer being badgeless.


    You've also got a nomination for Poster of the Week, so you might end up with two badges. dance

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #21 - October 09, 2008, 03:15 PM

    Yeah well it's 2 nominations for you already, you may well get zee badge  parrot


    When it comes down the crunch, I dont really cut the mustard if you get my meaning.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #22 - October 09, 2008, 03:15 PM

    Excuse me Berbfriend but can you show me something that is funny that I have written this week? You so crazy.


    Ok Msinger, just as soon as I make dinner.  bunny


    Thanks Berbalicious Berbaloo. I will be waiting.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #23 - October 09, 2008, 03:16 PM

    Quote
    If this was something like who's the most insane or wierd or something like that it would be OK, but it aint.


    Yes, it is. so its OK and my nomination stands - MSingh for teh funny badge. Afro


    MSingh doesnt want teh funny badge. I want Berbs to have teh funny badge.

    I dont want a badge. I prefer being badgeless.


    You've also got a nomination for Poster of the Week, so you might end up with two badges. dance


    Im obviously not the best poster though. I never post in a "serious" thread.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #24 - October 09, 2008, 03:18 PM

    Quote
    Im obviously not the best poster though. I never post in a "serious" thread.


    Its a democratic process.  In a democracy people get the Poster of the Week they deserve. Afro

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #25 - October 09, 2008, 03:19 PM

    Quote
    Im obviously not the best poster though. I never post in a "serious" thread.


    Its a democratic process.  In a democracy people get the Poster of the Week they deserve. Afro


    You, I and every other poster knows I dont deserve it though.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #26 - October 09, 2008, 03:23 PM

    I nominate Sara, the shoutbox was hilarious today thanks to her preaching.  Cheesy



    Yeah, what was all that about? Out of the blue wasn't it??


    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #27 - October 09, 2008, 03:38 PM

    That was wierd. I agree,

    Just writing me personal statement.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #28 - October 09, 2008, 03:40 PM

    That was wierd. I agree,

    Just writing me personal statement.


    I had a great conversation with my sister today - straight after reading Sara's nonsense.  She was saying that 'her islam' was not the kind to impose on others. So I pointed out that her daughter's husband had to 'convert' (he only pretended) to Islam to win her parents sanctioning of the union. She then said 'Why do you feel the need to bully me?'. Our 'chats' always end like this.

    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Most Laughable Poster of the Week.
     Reply #29 - October 09, 2008, 03:42 PM

    That was wierd. I agree,

    Just writing me personal statement.


    I had a great conversation with my sister today - straight after reading Sara's nonsense.  She was saying that 'her islam' was not the kind to impose on others. So I pointed out that her daughter's husband had to 'convert' (he only pretended) to Islam to win her parents sanctioning of the union. She then said 'Why do you feel the need to bully me?'. Our 'chats' always end like this.



    I see. Some people always feel like they're being bullied when you enquire about something. Quite wierd if you think about it. Why be so defensive hey?
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