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Topic: Jester of the month!!

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- MSinghK
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #120 - October 10, 2008, 12:22 PM

And for your info- I would rather die than hug anyone. You heard.

I refuse to participate in these crappy hugs.
- diotima
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #121 - October 10, 2008, 12:23 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:21 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:20 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:18 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:16 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:15 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:13 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:12 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:10 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:09 PM
You're being a bad poster. Trying to manipulate people into violent frenzies about taxes.

... you did it again!! More material to nominate you funniest poster!

You're sadly mistaken young diotima. I was being serious. There is nothing funny in trying to make people beat up the tax guy so you can retract your vote.

Berbs!! BERBS!! Where ARE you`??? You need to READ this!!

Yes. Yes.Berbs.... Berbs- where art thou?

Shout all you want child. She wont hear you.

... soooooooooooooo CUUUUUUTE!! Come here... hugs and bussis are in order!

Back off mate. You're a hug monster. Snap out of it.

Berbs...Cheetah- help me restrain this one. We gots a wild one here.

Not that I couldnt handle you Dio. I could handle you good,.

if it wasn´t YOU talking, M, I´d have thought you were flirting with me! ... "handle me good"

ahem, right... come here, then:

I think you and I have different meanings of handle. I could handle you good- as in I could deal with you.

Now get back.

Back to where? I do have to get back to my work, that´s true - am leaving for MALTA next week and have to sort the office before - yaaaaay!!
- diotima
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #122 - October 10, 2008, 12:24 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:22 PM
And for your info- I would rather die than hug anyone. You heard.

I refuse to participate in these crappy hugs.

blah, blah... when the right girl comes along, Singh...
- MSinghK
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #123 - October 10, 2008, 12:25 PM

Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:23 PM
Back to where? I do have to get back to my work, that´s true - am leaving for MALTA next week and have to sort the office before - yaaaaay!!

Just get back in general.

Yeah you have to work soon. Malta? Why there. The same Maltese that got owned by the Turkish Moor Ottomans of Islam?
- MSinghK
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #124 - October 10, 2008, 12:25 PM

Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:24 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:22 PM
And for your info- I would rather die than hug anyone. You heard.

I refuse to participate in these crappy hugs.

blah, blah... when the right girl comes along, Singh...

She'll run away with a fucked up nose and a missing kneecap.
- diotima
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #125 - October 10, 2008, 12:26 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:25 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:23 PM
Back to where? I do have to get back to my work, that´s true - am leaving for MALTA next week and have to sort the office before - yaaaaay!!

Just get back in general.

Yeah you have to work soon. Malta? Why there. The same Maltese that got owned by the Turkish Moor Ottomans of Islam?

well, gots to go somewhere, and Malta is nice... Gozo, actually. And the Maltese owned the Turks, NOT the other way round!
- diotima
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #126 - October 10, 2008, 12:27 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:25 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:24 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:22 PM
And for your info- I would rather die than hug anyone. You heard.

I refuse to participate in these crappy hugs.

blah, blah... when the right girl comes along, Singh...

She'll run away with a fucked up nose and a missing kneecap.

... and your heart in her pocket!
- MSinghK
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #127 - October 10, 2008, 12:28 PM

Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:26 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:25 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:23 PM
Back to where? I do have to get back to my work, that´s true - am leaving for MALTA next week and have to sort the office before - yaaaaay!!

Just get back in general.

Yeah you have to work soon. Malta? Why there. The same Maltese that got owned by the Turkish Moor Ottomans of Islam?

well, gots to go somewhere, and Malta is nice... Gozo, actually. And the Maltese owned the Turks, NOT the other way round!

Malta isnt nice. Too much Malt and not enough salt.

No no. The Moors took Rhodes and handed the Grand Master his ass.
- MSinghK
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #128 - October 10, 2008, 12:29 PM

Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:27 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:25 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:24 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:22 PM
And for your info- I would rather die than hug anyone. You heard.

I refuse to participate in these crappy hugs.

blah, blah... when the right girl comes along, Singh...

She'll run away with a fucked up nose and a missing kneecap.

... and your heart in her pocket!

Naah. Ill take hers just to make sure.
- Calm
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Re: Jester of the Week.
Reply #129 - October 10, 2008, 12:32 PM

I vote for MSingh !!!!
In a positive way ofcourse
- MSinghK
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Re: Jester of the Week.
Reply #130 - October 10, 2008, 12:33 PM

Quote from: learn2bcalm on October 10, 2008, 12:32 PM
I vote for MSingh !!!!
In a positive way ofcourse

For which reason? I would love to know.
- MSinghK
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Re: Jester of the Week.
Reply #131 - October 10, 2008, 12:35 PM

I bet people are just voting me to piss me off.
- Calm
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Re: Jester of the Week.
Reply #132 - October 10, 2008, 12:36 PM

I enjoy how an angry young man runs away from hugs
- MSinghK
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Re: Jester of the Week.
Reply #133 - October 10, 2008, 12:37 PM

Quote from: learn2bcalm on October 10, 2008, 12:36 PM
I enjoy how an angry young man runs away from hugs

Im not angry, and Im not running. Plus that doesnt exactly sound funny.
- diotima
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #134 - October 10, 2008, 12:41 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:28 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:26 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:25 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:23 PM
Back to where? I do have to get back to my work, that´s true - am leaving for MALTA next week and have to sort the office before - yaaaaay!!

Just get back in general.

Yeah you have to work soon. Malta? Why there. The same Maltese that got owned by the Turkish Moor Ottomans of Islam?

well, gots to go somewhere, and Malta is nice... Gozo, actually. And the Maltese owned the Turks, NOT the other way round!

Malta isnt nice. Too much Malt and not enough salt.

No no. The Moors took Rhodes and handed the Grand Master his ass.

but that was Rhodes, NOT Malta.
- diotima
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #135 - October 10, 2008, 12:41 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:29 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:27 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:25 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:24 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:22 PM
And for your info- I would rather die than hug anyone. You heard.

I refuse to participate in these crappy hugs.

blah, blah... when the right girl comes along, Singh...

She'll run away with a fucked up nose and a missing kneecap.

... and your heart in her pocket!

Naah. Ill take hers just to make sure.

am sure you will... and that´s as it should be - you take hers, she takes yours, and you both live happily ever after!
- Calm
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Re: Jester of the Week.
Reply #136 - October 10, 2008, 12:42 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:37 PM

Im not angry, and Im not running. Plus that doesnt exactly sound funny.

u wrote this, kinda entertaining

Quote
Back off mate. You're a hug monster. Snap out of it.

Berbs...Cheetah- help me restrain this one. We gots a wild one here.

Not that I couldnt handle you Dio. I could handle you good,.
- MSinghK
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #137 - October 10, 2008, 12:42 PM

Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:41 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:28 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:26 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:25 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:23 PM
Back to where? I do have to get back to my work, that´s true - am leaving for MALTA next week and have to sort the office before - yaaaaay!!

Just get back in general.

Yeah you have to work soon. Malta? Why there. The same Maltese that got owned by the Turkish Moor Ottomans of Islam?

well, gots to go somewhere, and Malta is nice... Gozo, actually. And the Maltese owned the Turks, NOT the other way round!

Malta isnt nice. Too much Malt and not enough salt.

No no. The Moors took Rhodes and handed the Grand Master his ass.

but that was Rhodes, NOT Malta.

How about no mate. I remember the story. In Malta they got handled and the Muslims sang all day and night.
- MSinghK
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #138 - October 10, 2008, 12:43 PM

Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:41 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:29 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:27 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:25 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:24 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:22 PM
And for your info- I would rather die than hug anyone. You heard.

I refuse to participate in these crappy hugs.

blah, blah... when the right girl comes along, Singh...

She'll run away with a fucked up nose and a missing kneecap.

... and your heart in her pocket!

Naah. Ill take hers just to make sure.

am sure you will... and that´s as it should be - you take hers, she takes yours, and you both live happily ever after!

She wont have mine.

And what do you mean "Live happily ever after"? You ever seen a human walk around with a heart missing?
- MSinghK
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Re: Jester of the Week.
Reply #139 - October 10, 2008, 12:44 PM

Quote from: learn2bcalm on October 10, 2008, 12:42 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:37 PM

Im not angry, and Im not running. Plus that doesnt exactly sound funny.

u wrote this, kinda entertaining

Quote
Back off mate. You're a hug monster. Snap out of it.

Berbs...Cheetah- help me restrain this one. We gots a wild one here.

Not that I couldnt handle you Dio. I could handle you good,.

She is though. That isn't really funny. You're telling me that's the funniest thing you heard on the forum? What about grumpers and sara? you havent given them a proper look
- diotima
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #140 - October 10, 2008, 12:46 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:43 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:41 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:29 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:27 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:25 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:24 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:22 PM
And for your info- I would rather die than hug anyone. You heard.

I refuse to participate in these crappy hugs.

blah, blah... when the right girl comes along, Singh...

She'll run away with a fucked up nose and a missing kneecap.

... and your heart in her pocket!

Naah. Ill take hers just to make sure.

am sure you will... and that´s as it should be - you take hers, she takes yours, and you both live happily ever after!

She wont have mine.

And what do you mean "Live happily ever after"? You ever seen a human walk around with a heart missing?

yep - myself. Some aussie has it in his keeping.
- diotima
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Re: Jester of the Week.
Reply #141 - October 10, 2008, 12:47 PM

We´ve got a live one, we´ve got a live one!!! Singh definitely takes the prize!!!
- MSinghK
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #142 - October 10, 2008, 12:50 PM

Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:46 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:43 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:41 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:29 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:27 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:25 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:24 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:22 PM
And for your info- I would rather die than hug anyone. You heard.

I refuse to participate in these crappy hugs.

blah, blah... when the right girl comes along, Singh...

She'll run away with a fucked up nose and a missing kneecap.

... and your heart in her pocket!

Naah. Ill take hers just to make sure.

am sure you will... and that´s as it should be - you take hers, she takes yours, and you both live happily ever after!

She wont have mine.

And what do you mean "Live happily ever after"? You ever seen a human walk around with a heart missing?

yep - myself. Some aussie has it in his keeping.

So if someone ripped open your chest they would find the hear missing?
- MSinghK
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Re: Jester of the Week.
Reply #143 - October 10, 2008, 12:51 PM

Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:47 PM
We´ve got a live one, we´ve got a live one!!! Singh definitely takes the prize!!!

According to the poll I dont.
- diotima
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #144 - October 10, 2008, 12:51 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:50 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:46 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:43 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:41 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:29 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:27 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:25 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:24 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:22 PM
And for your info- I would rather die than hug anyone. You heard.

I refuse to participate in these crappy hugs.

blah, blah... when the right girl comes along, Singh...

She'll run away with a fucked up nose and a missing kneecap.

... and your heart in her pocket!

Naah. Ill take hers just to make sure.

am sure you will... and that´s as it should be - you take hers, she takes yours, and you both live happily ever after!

She wont have mine.

And what do you mean "Live happily ever after"? You ever seen a human walk around with a heart missing?

yep - myself. Some aussie has it in his keeping.

So if someone ripped open your chest they would find the hear missing?

got the aussie one beating there...
- MSinghK
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #145 - October 10, 2008, 12:52 PM

Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:51 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:50 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:46 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:43 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:41 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:29 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:27 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:25 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:24 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:22 PM
And for your info- I would rather die than hug anyone. You heard.

I refuse to participate in these crappy hugs.

blah, blah... when the right girl comes along, Singh...

She'll run away with a fucked up nose and a missing kneecap.

... and your heart in her pocket!

Naah. Ill take hers just to make sure.

am sure you will... and that´s as it should be - you take hers, she takes yours, and you both live happily ever after!

She wont have mine.

And what do you mean "Live happily ever after"? You ever seen a human walk around with a heart missing?

yep - myself. Some aussie has it in his keeping.

So if someone ripped open your chest they would find the hear missing?

got the aussie one beating there...

Shut up you have. Chatting shit you are.
- diotima
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #146 - October 10, 2008, 12:55 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:52 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:51 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:50 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:46 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:43 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:41 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:29 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:27 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:25 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:24 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:22 PM
And for your info- I would rather die than hug anyone. You heard.

I refuse to participate in these crappy hugs.

blah, blah... when the right girl comes along, Singh...

She'll run away with a fucked up nose and a missing kneecap.

... and your heart in her pocket!

Naah. Ill take hers just to make sure.

am sure you will... and that´s as it should be - you take hers, she takes yours, and you both live happily ever after!

She wont have mine.

And what do you mean "Live happily ever after"? You ever seen a human walk around with a heart missing?

yep - myself. Some aussie has it in his keeping.

So if someone ripped open your chest they would find the hear missing?

got the aussie one beating there...

Shut up you have. Chatting shit you are.

No, am not.
- diotima
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Re: Jester of the Week.
Reply #147 - October 10, 2008, 12:56 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:51 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:47 PM
We´ve got a live one, we´ve got a live one!!! Singh definitely takes the prize!!!

According to the poll I dont.

that´s because people haven´t seen all the evidence, yet!
- MSinghK
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #148 - October 10, 2008, 12:56 PM

Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:55 PM
No, am not.

Course you are. Love doesnt exist. Foo'.
- diotima
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Re: Poster of the Week
Reply #149 - October 10, 2008, 12:57 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on October 10, 2008, 12:56 PM
Quote from: diotima on October 10, 2008, 12:55 PM
No, am not.

Course you are. Love doesnt exist. Foo'.

that is a philosophically inept statement. Just because YOU haven´t met it yet proves nothing...
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