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 Topic: What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?

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  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     OP - November 04, 2008, 12:05 PM
    Mayhem is what:  Cheesy

    Quote
    Priest 'smashes chair' over Italian restaurant owner's head as nuns kick him in the stomach

    An Italian restaurant owner was allegedly attacked by a priest and two nuns in what witnesses described as a Wild West-style "saloon bar brawl".

    Nick Squires in Rome
    Last Updated: 10:48PM GMT 03 Nov 2008

    The clergyman and nuns allegedly hit and kicked the 49-year-old man in an argument over the lease on the restaurant, which is owned by the Catholic Church.

    The restaurateur said he rushed to the eatery, in the village of Rutino near Salerno, in southern Italy, after hearing that the priest and nuns were causing trouble.

    He told police that he got into an argument with the priest, who smashed a chair over his head. The nuns followed up by kicking him in the stomach.

    Stunned passers-by were shocked to see tables and chairs being hurled around the bar and promptly called the police.

    "I came down to try to calm things down but the priest hit me with a chair and I ended up on the floor. Then the two sisters started kicking me, insulting me with unrepeatable words," the unnamed owner said in a statement.

    He was taken to hospital with injuries to his neck and bruising to his abdomen.

    A lawyer for the clergy disputed his version of events, noting that the nuns had "a combined age of 160".

    "This establishment was being occupied illegally," said lawyer Gaetano Di Vietri. "As to the alleged aggression, I would only say that the two nuns have a combined age of about 160. For the rest, it will be up to the magistrate to clear up, but the clergy members deny the allegations."

    The priest and nuns belong to a religious order, the Disciples of Santa Teresa and the Baby Jesus, which owns the lease on the premises and reportedly wants the property back.

    Source


    Italian catholics  Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: What do you get if a preist and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #1 - November 04, 2008, 12:07 PM
    I'm sure Santa Teresa and the Baby Jesus are very proud. wacko
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: What do you get if a preist and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #2 - November 04, 2008, 12:11 PM
    I'm getting images of two old nuns rolling their sleeves up.
  • Re: What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #3 - November 04, 2008, 04:46 PM
    It's what we call muscular christianity.
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #4 - November 05, 2008, 07:30 AM
    ...doing baby jesus' work.
    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #5 - November 05, 2008, 01:37 PM
    Quote
    insulting me with unrepeatable words

    One keeps wondering...
    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #6 - June 16, 2014, 09:34 PM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnhqk24GUsU&feature=player_detailpage
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #7 - June 16, 2014, 09:37 PM
     Grin
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #8 - June 18, 2014, 02:37 PM
    Enforced celibacy will make you that angry. Pent up frustration is often the cause of sudden outbursts of violence.
    According to the polls only 1.6 % of Americans are athiests. So what gives you the right to call the other 80% morons?'
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #9 - June 18, 2014, 04:22 PM
    All the comments are awesome, especially Kuffar's one.
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #10 - June 18, 2014, 06:51 PM
    Baby Jesus wants his stuff back NOW! You make baby Jesus angry, baby Jesus kick yo ass!
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #11 - June 29, 2014, 07:43 PM
    Quote from: Mutha Kuffar on June 18, 2014, 02:37 PM
    Enforced celibacy will make you that angry. Pent up frustration is often the cause of sudden outbursts of violence.


    Agreed, just look at prison.
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #12 - June 29, 2014, 07:47 PM
    Or islam.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #13 - June 29, 2014, 07:58 PM
    same thing........no?
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #14 - June 30, 2014, 01:14 PM
     yes.
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #15 - July 04, 2014, 06:35 PM
    Nuns aren't always that pious, they can get angry... or horny. once in a monastery in Poland there was some kind of investigation and they found hand-made models of penises under their beds... Cheesy
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #16 - July 05, 2014, 05:56 PM


    Greek and Armenian monks in punch up.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XcMBjiILTRk

    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #17 - July 15, 2014, 01:07 AM
    Quote from: exmuslimah on July 04, 2014, 06:35 PM
    Nuns aren't always that pious, they can get angry... or horny. once in a monastery in Poland there was some kind of investigation and they found hand-made models of penises under their beds... Cheesy


    Wooden I guess?

    Is there actually a treatment for vaginal splinters?
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #18 - July 15, 2014, 02:31 PM
    ^^^
    Yup, wooden. They must have been desperate
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #19 - July 15, 2014, 02:33 PM
    A cucumber is desperate, a lovingly carved wooden penis is art.   parrot
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #20 - July 15, 2014, 02:50 PM
    Quote from: exmuslimah on July 15, 2014, 02:31 PM
    ^^^
    Yup, wooden. They must have been desperate



    Never mind that there's glass ones too    :/
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #21 - July 15, 2014, 02:51 PM
    I don't think the glass one's are made to smash. However, wooden would make sense as there are plenty of crosses laying about in a nunnary.
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #22 - July 15, 2014, 03:06 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on July 15, 2014, 02:33 PM
    A cucumber ......................  parrot

    Hmm.. Sounds like Miracle from allah.,,     Miracle.. Miracle...



    Miracles of Allah.. there are so many..

    Idiots ...
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #23 - July 15, 2014, 03:08 PM
    I remember seeing that image ages ago and thinking Islam was the real deal  Cheesy
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #24 - July 15, 2014, 03:09 PM
    Me too Cheesy
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #25 - July 15, 2014, 03:14 PM
    Ha ha me too, there's another one that says lailahaillhau or something in i think in some german forest, but i suppose if you threw a bunch of matchsticks down it would spell out your name in arabic wacko
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #26 - July 15, 2014, 03:29 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on July 15, 2014, 02:33 PM
    A cucumber is desperate, a lovingly carved wooden penis is art.   parrot












    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #27 - July 15, 2014, 03:35 PM
    Ummm....

    I remember going to Portugal two years ago. They appeared to have a disturbing fixation with wooden penises.

    I guess that's why Portugal didn't do too well in the world cup.

    Oh, and is that your own personal collection?
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #28 - July 15, 2014, 04:56 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on July 15, 2014, 03:29 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Some of these make my point, some of them kill my point.  Grin

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • What do you get if a priest and a nun go to a restaurant?
     Reply #29 - July 15, 2014, 04:59 PM
    Quote from: TheTruthSeeker on July 15, 2014, 03:35 PM
    Ummm....

    I remember going to Portugal two years ago. They appeared to have a disturbing fixation with wooden penises.



    Not just portugal, it's the same in greece too.

    You spend so many years in the UK having your kids completely shielded from any sort of graphic shit because this is the land of the prudes, and one holiday, and pretty much every tourist shop is full of carved penises, squidgy ones, flaccid joke ones, boobies, sex position cards, and on and on and on.

    I was like duuuuuuude, parenting fail here.   Cheesy

    ^^ to add, I did what any parent would do, confronted with the whole sex thing in front of the kids.  I grabbed a squidgy one, and smacked my son in the head with it  Grin

    He was not best impressed.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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