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 Topic: Truth or...err...truth?

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  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #480 - October 24, 2011, 07:30 PM

    It's not standard procedure-- they shoot you in the heart. You only get head shots in summary executions. Normally to the base of the skull.

    Heroin OD, gunshot to head, or large dose of heroin immediately followed by gunshot to head. Or if I really wanted to get fancy and do it perfectly-- I'd build an IV drip machine that first knocked me out with a large dose of heroin or pentobarbitol then followed up by cyanide to stop the heart.

    iPhone or Blackberry (assume same price and service and top-of-the-line models on both)?

    fuck you
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #481 - October 24, 2011, 07:34 PM

    Blackberry, mainly because I can’t really listen to headphone music anymore due to my tinnitus and hyperacusis.

    What age of humanity would you prefer to live in?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #482 - October 24, 2011, 07:36 PM

    1930s

    Why do you hate Mexicans?

    fuck you
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #483 - October 24, 2011, 07:48 PM

    I don’t. Or, alternatively, because they gave us all swine flu.

    If you could intelligently design a sentient, living being, how would you construct it?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #484 - October 24, 2011, 08:21 PM

    Haphazardly, of course.

    Would you rather be loved by a few people, or paid attention to by many?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #485 - October 24, 2011, 08:30 PM

    Loved by a few.

    Do you believe honesty is always the best policy?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #486 - October 24, 2011, 08:34 PM

    No.

    Are you an expert liar?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #487 - October 24, 2011, 08:35 PM

    Haphazardly, of course.


     Cheesy

    fuck you
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #488 - October 24, 2011, 09:24 PM

    Only when I have planned the lies beforehand.

    Personal preference: circumcised or uncircumcised?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #489 - October 24, 2011, 09:29 PM

    Female, uncircumcised; male, whatever.

    How's your self esteem?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #490 - October 24, 2011, 09:35 PM

    High!

    Do you think your children will have a better life than you have?

    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #491 - October 24, 2011, 09:39 PM

    Yes, because they won't exist.

    Have you ever met a person who's [whatever subculture you hate the most]?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #492 - October 24, 2011, 09:53 PM

    Yes, because they won't exist.


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy You're on a roll!

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #493 - October 25, 2011, 02:00 AM

    Have you ever met a person who's [whatever subculture you hate the most]?


    A neo-nazi gang member, yes.

    If you woke up tomorrow and found out that you had changed sexes, i.e. your physical anatomy was of the opposite sex but your personality, memories etc. were the same, what would be the first thing you'd do, and what would you plan to be doing in 1 year?

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #494 - October 25, 2011, 02:10 AM

    masturbate (always wanted to know what it was like for a guy), and hell.. i'd probably be the most loved man out there..  grin12 become best friends with as many ladies possible and beat the crap out of any guy that messes with them..  cool2

    you find a money bag outside of a bank, do you return it , or take it and run?

  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #495 - October 25, 2011, 02:17 AM

    Return it.

    Would you all allow yourself to get killed to save a stranger?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #496 - October 25, 2011, 04:59 AM

    i've thought about it before and yes, i always feel the need to help out strangers and i think i'd be stuck in the heat of the moment and see the possibility of something happening to me without seeing it beforehand.

    what's the most expensive thing you've ever stolen?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #497 - October 25, 2011, 06:49 AM

    Poke on cards. Look! I was young ok, and going through a phase.

    Do you think you are racist?

    n = 0 : n + [1,1,1...]
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #498 - October 25, 2011, 06:55 AM

    Nah. People are too interesting to discriminate based on melanin levels. You miss out on so much by holding onto silly prejudices.

    Three best qualities you love about yourself?

    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #499 - October 25, 2011, 07:01 AM

    I care about the well-being of others. I'm a struggler and will always keep rising. I'm self-confident enough to be proud about both.

    Three worst qualities you hate about yourself?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #500 - October 25, 2011, 07:10 AM

    1. I have an addictive personality/very little self control when it comes to the things I like.
    2. I tend to make preemptive judgments about people based on silly annoyances and fuck up potential relationships because of them.
    3. I occasionally mouth off without thinking and really hurt people without my knowledge.

    Do you think horoscopes have any truth to them?

    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #501 - October 25, 2011, 07:11 AM

    No, even if sometimes I see that i fit a Libran profile, I still think its bullshit personally.


    Have you ever had your fortune told and did it happen as was said?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #502 - October 25, 2011, 07:17 AM

    No

    Ever sucked off a donkey in Tijuana for cash?

    fuck you
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #503 - October 25, 2011, 07:19 AM

    No.  Hate to imagine that was a confession of yours too. Grin


    Well was it? 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #504 - October 25, 2011, 07:19 AM

     Cheesy
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #505 - October 25, 2011, 07:21 AM

    No.  Hate to imagine that was a confession of yours too. Grin


    Well was it? 


    No, I didn't do it for cash. I did it for attention, applause and a half-pound of ground beef.

    How much cash would you suck off a donkey for?

    fuck you
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #506 - October 25, 2011, 07:22 AM

     Cheesy

    I love your sig.
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #507 - October 25, 2011, 07:24 AM

    No, I didn't do it for cash. I did it for attention, applause and a half-pound of ground beef.

    How much cash would you suck off a donkey for?


    I want to be filthy rich, not filthy so that's a "no way in hell" for me.  I'd rather hunt and eat the local pets than do that to get some dollars.  Grin

    Have you ever made love to a dwarf?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #508 - October 25, 2011, 07:27 AM

    No, have you? I bet you have.  grin12

    fuck you
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #509 - October 25, 2011, 07:30 AM

    Don't blame me.  It was cold outside, my step mum was after me.  These 7 dwarfs had a fireplace and were prepared to keep my safe from her.  having a dwarf orgy seemed fair trade.


    Are you scared of anything?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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