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 Topic: Truth or...err...truth?

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  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #510 - October 25, 2011, 07:32 AM

    Yes

    Do you normally eat breakfast or skip it?

    fuck you
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #511 - October 25, 2011, 07:35 AM

    Eat it.  Only skip it on bad days.  Normally i can not function too good without breakfast.

    After a night on the piss, do you enjoy a big breakfast, or get vomit at the sight of food?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #512 - October 25, 2011, 07:37 AM

    I get sick to my stomach just looking at it. That's when the yogurt or weed usually comes in.

    Explain your life's goal in three sentences.

    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #513 - October 25, 2011, 07:39 AM

    To get through it without killing myself.

    To succeed at at least 1 thing.

    To have a cuddle.

    What about you?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #514 - October 25, 2011, 07:39 AM

    I would like to travel on the Space Shuttle to the International Space Station. And have sex on the International Space Station. With a space prostitute.

    Have you ever cued up the Pulp Fiction soundtrack CD to play this song when you're having anal sex with someone?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejeW00YcZIc

    fuck you
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #515 - October 25, 2011, 07:48 AM

     (Skip me)
    I get sick to my stomach just looking at it. That's when the yogurt or weed usually comes in..


    Same here minus the yoghurt LOL
    To have a cuddle.


    You seem to be dying for one,just out of curiosity, what parts are the restricted area? Tongue

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #516 - October 25, 2011, 07:50 AM

    I would like to travel on the Space Shuttle to the International Space Station. And have sex on the International Space Station. With a space prostitute.

    Have you ever cued up the Pulp Fiction soundtrack CD to play this song when you're having anal sex with someone?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejeW00YcZIc


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy  I have to use this one day.   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #517 - October 25, 2011, 07:51 AM

    Q's sexual fantasies are slowly coming to light in this thread.
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #518 - October 25, 2011, 07:52 AM

    You seem to be dying for one,just out of curiosity, what parts are the restricted area? Tongue


    When i find a guy I'm happy to cuddle, there will be no restricted parts.  Grin

    Should I get out of bed and stay weed free, or should I roll this lemon haze (which i have named the lemon blues on account of how low it can bring you) and then get out of bed?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #519 - October 25, 2011, 08:06 AM

    Get out of bed and stay weed free. Smiley

    Did you ever crash into a house party?

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #520 - October 25, 2011, 08:07 AM

     Cheesy Few times.

    Can you loan me 20 bucks?

    fuck you
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #521 - October 25, 2011, 08:11 AM

    If you suck me off in Tijuana.   dance

    Are you feeling good today?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #522 - October 25, 2011, 08:17 AM

    So-so. I'm not really prepared for this exam I have in about...10 hours but I can't seem to focus on anything academically related right now. I'd like to work out of this funk soon and I have a feeling I will but it's taking so long to get there. I'm sure I'll perk up soon enough though. I wasted all the time I needed while I was Muslim being down about things I can't control so I'll focus on what I can for now.

    Something or someone you'd die for?

    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #523 - October 25, 2011, 05:58 PM

    My 2 year (and 2 month) old nephew. I love him more than life itself.

    What’s your favourite brand of perfume and/or aftershave?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #524 - October 26, 2011, 01:02 AM



    The only cologne I wear.

    What's the longest you've gone without showering?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #525 - October 26, 2011, 06:16 PM

    Technically several years — in the sense that when I was a young child my parents only had a bath, not a shower, so I bathed regularly and never showered Tongue.

    What’s the worst crime you have committed?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #526 - October 26, 2011, 06:31 PM

    Unprovoked physical assault, which could have possibly been made to look like attempted murder. (Someone did try to make it look like that, but that's a long story.)

    What would be the most extreme thing you would do in order to be able to time travel?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #527 - November 07, 2011, 11:42 PM

    nothing.. i'm enjoying where i am right now..

    do you prefer a nice "brush off" .. or the gutt wrenching truth?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #528 - November 07, 2011, 11:48 PM

    Gut–wrenching truth. Had too much of the complete avoidance and the polite brushoffs to stomach any more!

    Do you have a list of top 5 celebrities you would shag? If so, please name them!
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #529 - November 07, 2011, 11:52 PM

    No.  Tongue

    Do you ever think that there are no other sentient beings on the planet besides for yourself? How does this thought effect you?

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #530 - January 10, 2012, 06:29 PM

    No I never did

    What do you normally do to let off steam?

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #531 - January 10, 2012, 06:43 PM

    Smoke, fight.....or cry.  I'm an aggressive emo stoner.  Grin


    If you were stuck on an island with a member of your preferred sex, and this member just happened to be the person you are least attracted to in the world....would you still DO THEM if there was no one else to do?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #532 - January 10, 2012, 06:46 PM

    Rather screw a monkey if there was one on the island. Grin

    Would you jump off a bridge if I told you to? Cheesy

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #533 - January 10, 2012, 06:49 PM

    Depend how secure the bunjee jump rope was.  ;P


    Would you go naked parachuting so you really felt free?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #534 - January 10, 2012, 06:58 PM

    Being wanked off by the air, sounds great Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Have you ever stole something? Tongue

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #535 - January 10, 2012, 07:05 PM

    Yup a strawberry truffle pick and mix from Woolies.

    Your best lie ever?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #536 - January 10, 2012, 07:08 PM

    Being wanked off by the air, sounds great Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


    Unless you have an exceptionally baggy foreskin, being wanked off by the air will be unlikely. Also, it's cold up there.

    The best you can hope for is to teabag some combination of your own cock, thighs or perineum. A master airborne teabagger might manage to teabag someone else without a painful collision, but it's extremely unlikely.

    Your best lie ever?


    "I'm a Muslim". Nobody saw through that for years.


    Have you ever thought impure thoughts of a close relation?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #537 - January 10, 2012, 07:15 PM

    Yeah; My first paternal cousin

    You ever munch a carpet? If so describe the taste

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #538 - January 10, 2012, 08:50 PM

    Really depends on what sort of carpet we are talking here.  Cos one I have and one I haven't.  Grin


    Have you ever tossed salad?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #539 - January 10, 2012, 09:04 PM

    Only actual salad in a bowl. Though I did sort of come close once… But she said it tickled too much! Cheesy

    If you could trade lives with someone for a day, who would it be and why?
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