It is some consolation for those of us who have abstained during the best years of our lives. I have found Mr Right, but gosh darn it, I can't do anything yet with my parents threatening to lose it. I can go right now and spend the weekend with him. And why don't I? Because they'd know what I was up to and probably kill themselves. Any ideas how to get out of this pickle whilst still living with them because I'm jobless and broke?
Get a female friend to cover for you and make out your staying with her?
Get a job?
lol
That does sound like a pickle
They'll see right through my disguise because I've never stayed over with friends, or hardly ever. I'm trying to do that now, but it's a bit late. Even if I moved out, they'd probably still kill themselves knowing what i'd be up to. My mistake was to be truthful regarding my views on premarital relations. Once you've crossed that threshold of 'filthy thinking', they'd never believe you if you say you've changed your mind. *Throws hands up in the air*. Oh me, what to do, what to do!