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Reply #1140 - October 07, 2013, 01:49 PM

Quote from: Kingsaab on October 06, 2013, 11:43 PM
When you decide to watch porn and have a wank in your room, despite the Quran casually laying on your shelf opposite you along with a poster stating "Remember, Allah is watching you" (conveniently placed by my mum), and not giving a single fuck.

You know you've REALLY given up the fear when you spunk onto the pages of the qur'an after wanking...
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Reply #1141 - October 07, 2013, 02:16 PM

Right on to the verse that says, "The day a man shall see the results of what his hands have put forth."
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Reply #1142 - October 07, 2013, 04:43 PM

Quote from: Kodanshi on October 07, 2013, 01:49 PM
You know you've REALLY given up the fear when you spunk onto the pages of the qur'an after wanking...

lol wut
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Reply #1143 - October 07, 2013, 06:05 PM

Quote from: Artemis on October 06, 2013, 09:19 PM
When you start rambling about religion when drunk. Actually even when sober. Really anytime you get the chance to But especially when drunk, it just pours out

This is so true. Worst part? No one is that interested. At least not as obsessive as us about it.

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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Reply #1144 - October 07, 2013, 06:15 PM

Quote from: happymurtad on October 07, 2013, 02:16 PM
Right on to the verse that says, "The day a man shall see the results of what his hands have put forth."

Oh that is good!
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Reply #1145 - October 07, 2013, 10:21 PM

Quote from: happymurtad on October 07, 2013, 02:16 PM
Right on to the verse that says, "The day a man shall see the results of what his hands have put forth."

Please tell me you haven't done this
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Reply #1146 - October 07, 2013, 10:27 PM

No. But perhaps we all should as a rite of passage.
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Reply #1147 - October 07, 2013, 10:31 PM

Sounds like an apt ritual for us Murtads *Locates verse and aims thy beast*
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Reply #1148 - October 07, 2013, 10:52 PM

When you wash down a pork roast with a nice glass of red, mid Ramadan, two & half hours before sunset(not that it makes any difference as you weren't fasting in the first place).
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Reply #1149 - October 12, 2013, 10:06 AM

I have another story I guess. I was talking with my mom with my fiancé. We were talking about us getting married. My mom said they wouldn't accept her unless she was Muslim. So my fiance offered to do the shahada in front of them for their benefit. We later talked about it, and she said "we have one more thing in common.... we are now both Ex muslim". I laughed so much . Funny day

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