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 Topic: You know you're an ex muslim when......

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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #240 - August 29, 2010, 06:20 AM
    When some muslim asks you "How is Ramadan going ?" and you say "Great !!"




    Because you are not fasting  Wink
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #241 - August 29, 2010, 08:20 AM
    ^^ lol. nice one.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #242 - August 29, 2010, 10:03 AM
    Quote from: Ram on August 27, 2010, 03:09 AM
    (lots of good stuff)

    Wow, thanks for that. Its actually quite interesting isnt it. I knew I was sort of right, but didn't know it was that complex. Anyways, don't wanna derail the thread.

    ...

    You know you're and Ex-Muslim when you no longer feel obliged to add (PBUH) or mutter sallallahu alayhi wasallam every bloody time the Prophet is mentioned.

    You might also get the urge to put something irreverent, like 'place bacon upon him'

    Or maybe that's just me...

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #243 - August 29, 2010, 10:34 AM
    You know you are an ex muslim when you drive 4 miles to go and get a cheeseburger - because you are hungry during the day.
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #244 - August 29, 2010, 10:53 AM
    Quote from: Mixu Paatelainen on August 29, 2010, 10:34 AM
    You know you are an ex muslim when you drive 4 miles to go and get a cheeseburger - because you are hungry during the day.


    Now you made me hungry! Plus I can't drive anywhere to eat. It's a Muslim country and all restaurants are closed during the day.  finmad
    ...
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #245 - August 29, 2010, 12:21 PM
    Quote from: RIBS on August 29, 2010, 10:53 AM
    Now you made me hungry! Plus I can't drive anywhere to eat. It's a Muslim country and all restaurants are closed during the day.  finmad


    Youre in a muslim country and this site isnt blocked?
    This is interesting...
    Are you sure they arent keeping tabs on you Tongue
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #246 - August 29, 2010, 05:50 PM
    You know you're an ex-muslim when you hear men saying how Islam gives woman many rights more than any woman rights organization in the whole history, and you wanna rip their heads off (especially when you're a girl) but can't even object b/c you'll get busted finmad
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #247 - August 29, 2010, 05:57 PM
    Quote from: Ishina on August 29, 2010, 10:03 AM
    Wow, thanks for that. Its actually quite interesting isnt it. I knew I was sort of right, but didn't know it was that complex. Anyways, don't wanna derail the thread.

    ...

    You know you're and Ex-Muslim when you no longer feel obliged to add (PBUH) or mutter sallallahu alayhi wasallam every bloody time the Prophet is mentioned.

    You might also get the urge to put something irreverent, like 'place bacon upon him'

    Or maybe that's just me...




    i prefer "marshmellows" to mashallah LOL
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #248 - August 29, 2010, 10:04 PM
    LOL @ marshmellows.  Cheesy
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #249 - August 30, 2010, 11:58 PM
    You know that when using Google Chrome, if you press ctrl+shift+N
    Chrome will open an "incognito" window. Any website you visit while incognito will not be in history. This way, incase you ever forget to clear history, no one will know you go on CEMB  Afro
    Maliki yawm ul LULZ
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #250 - August 31, 2010, 03:13 AM
    Jinn and Tonic, I recall seeing 'halal marshmellows' at an Arab meat shop.  mysmilie_977
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #251 - August 31, 2010, 05:52 AM
    Quote from: canex on August 29, 2010, 06:20 AM
    When some muslim asks you "How is Ramadan going ?" and you say "Great !!"




    Because you are not fasting  Wink


    ^^^^
    ...
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #252 - August 31, 2010, 10:55 AM
    You realized EID backwards is DIE. AND EID is rearranged is IED.
    Maliki yawm ul LULZ
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #253 - August 31, 2010, 11:02 AM
    When you ask you're Muslim friend if he wants to go for a bite to eat, forgetting he's fasting, and you're supposed to be too....
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #254 - August 31, 2010, 11:14 AM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on August 31, 2010, 11:02 AM
    When you ask you're Muslim friend if he wants to go for a bite to eat, forgetting he's fasting, and you're supposed to be too....



    AWKWARDDDDDD
    Poor you!
    Maliki yawm ul LULZ
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #255 - August 31, 2010, 11:16 AM
    Heh, I had a far more awkward incident last friday at an iftar function.  Cheesy
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #256 - August 31, 2010, 12:03 PM
    When you no longer look forward to eid - those days which were so  special when you used to be a kid.

     
    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #257 - September 01, 2010, 11:53 AM
    @ Prince spinoza; DUDE that's way awkward Grin

    @pariah; i look forward to eid days because all my parents and siblings have left for our hometown to celebrate, so it's all me alone in the house, plus there is more food, more friends to come and a party
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #258 - September 01, 2010, 12:19 PM
    When you go to school on an eid day.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #259 - September 01, 2010, 07:44 PM
    Quote from: Pariah on August 31, 2010, 12:03 PM
    When you no longer look forward to eid - those days which were so  special when you used to be a kid.

     


    lol i still like the small money gifts i get from family  Afro
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #260 - September 01, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Heh, guess the gifts are still good, but it's like there's no joy to it now. Maybe I'm just old and frumpy. Tongue

    Naija - lucky you, party away. Grin

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #261 - September 01, 2010, 08:09 PM
    Quote from: Pariah on September 01, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Maybe I'm just old and frumpy. Tongue

    I wasn't going to say anything but since you mention it...  Tongue
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #262 - September 01, 2010, 08:11 PM
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 01, 2010, 08:09 PM
    I wasn't going to say anything but since you mention it...  Tongue


    Yes, yes, giggle now and I'll make you cry later.
    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #263 - September 05, 2010, 06:48 PM
    when u rush to turn off the timed Adhans on the family computer before anyone hears it so you dont have to listen to all of it

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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #264 - September 05, 2010, 06:59 PM
    When you don't care that you led a prayer and prayed with the siblings of your brother in law to be and you made several school-boy errors and you think, "Meh, whatever, no big deal!".

    PS: I haven't prayed for about 6/7 years now!
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #265 - September 05, 2010, 07:01 PM
    You know you are not a Muslim when you know that all knowing GOD cannot make mistakes like those that are found in Quran.
    The most merciful Allah, who is more merciful than your own mortal mother, is capable of punishing you for eternity for a finite sin committed in a finite lifetime with finite knowledge, while your mother nor any living creature that is NOT a sadistic mother fucker would never commit such an act.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #266 - September 05, 2010, 07:04 PM
    Quote from: Triaint on September 05, 2010, 06:48 PM
    when u rush to turn off the timed Adhans on the family computer before anyone hears it so you dont have to listen to all of it


    Good one! Azans are so annoying that I walk away from the room where they are prayed. I am trying to figure out how to keep my family from making my children Muslims. I abhor the idea of my kids following this disgusting religion. Even now my Mother is upstairs teaching my youngest brother Quran. Another idiot is getting brain washed.
    The most merciful Allah, who is more merciful than your own mortal mother, is capable of punishing you for eternity for a finite sin committed in a finite lifetime with finite knowledge, while your mother nor any living creature that is NOT a sadistic mother fucker would never commit such an act.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #267 - September 05, 2010, 07:11 PM
    when you become addicted to reading everyones research on here with an open mind  dance
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #268 - September 05, 2010, 07:16 PM
    Quote from: Zeeman on September 05, 2010, 07:04 PM
    Good one! Azans are so annoying that I walk away from the room where they are prayed. I am trying to figure out how to keep my family from making my children Muslims. I abhor the idea of my kids following this disgusting religion. Even now my Mother is upstairs teaching my youngest brother Quran. Another idiot is getting brain washed.


    Where are you living?
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #269 - September 05, 2010, 08:37 PM
    Quote from: Triaint on September 05, 2010, 06:48 PM
    when u rush to turn off the timed Adhans on the family computer before anyone hears it so you dont have to listen to all of it

    My dad used to have this stupid athan program.

    Fortunately, the computer messed up, so he had to reinstall everything and forgot about it. 
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
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