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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #30 - December 19, 2008, 05:14 PM
    Quote from: awais on November 10, 2008, 06:35 AM
    Quote from: Eddy on November 10, 2008, 06:22 AM
    Quote from: Pazuzu on November 09, 2008, 10:58 PM
    … you fart and don’t have to gargle and wash your feet because of it!

    i didnt know this rule. is it real or are you just kidding?  Cheesy


    No lie. It's called 'wudu'. Flatulence (,defecation, urination, among other things) causes a muslim to lose his/her ritaul purification, in which state a muslim must be in should he/she intend to worship.


    I thought it was called "hadath".
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #31 - December 19, 2008, 05:16 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on November 10, 2008, 07:41 AM
    Ok, so what if you let off a humungous fart in a howling gale? It's so big that there's no way it couldn't have made noise, and you've been eating beans and curry so it must have stank, but because of the howling gale you can't hear it or smell it.

    In this situation is wudu required? grin12


    Actually, beans and curry make one "hadath" loudly, but there is no stink.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #32 - December 19, 2008, 05:20 PM
    You know you're an ex-Muslim when some hideous atrocity or rampage over nothing occurs intead of cringing and thinking "Why brothers? Why?" You just think to yourself, "Ah well, it's them fucktard Muslims again."
    The language of the mob was only the language of public opinion cleansed of hypocrisy and restraint - Hannah Arendt.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #33 - December 19, 2008, 05:23 PM
    Quote from: abdalwali on December 19, 2008, 05:20 PM
    You know you're an ex-Muslim when some hideous atrocity or rampage over nothing occurs intead of cringing and thinking "Why brothers? Why?" You just think to yourself, "Ah well, it's them fucktard Muslims again."


    Please do not refer to muslims as "them fucktards" again.  Afro
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #34 - December 19, 2008, 05:27 PM
    Sorry. Just adding my two cents. Didn't mean to offend anyone.
    The language of the mob was only the language of public opinion cleansed of hypocrisy and restraint - Hannah Arendt.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #35 - December 19, 2008, 05:28 PM
    Quote from: abdalwali on December 19, 2008, 05:27 PM
    Sorry. Just adding my two cents. Didn't mean to offend anyone.


    You didn't offend me but other ex muslims who are recently left the religion could find that offensive so we prefer to keep it clean of general insults on muslims.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #36 - December 19, 2008, 11:36 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on December 19, 2008, 05:28 PM
    we prefer to keep it clean of general insults on muslims.

    Though, when you think about it, 'them fucktards' is a pretty SPECIFIC insult... Tongue
    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #37 - December 20, 2008, 10:53 AM
    Yeah, it's insulting to fucktards and we don't want to scare them off. We need all the fucktards we can get.  yes
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #38 - January 05, 2009, 02:09 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 09, 2008, 09:35 AM

    You panic if a muslim stranger asks you if you are a muslim.

    You read more religious stuff than any of your friends.

    You are trying pork out for the first time in like forever.

    You turn every conversation into a "did you know mohammed this, and did you know mohammed that" scene.

    You look at hijabis and feel sad.

    You finally understand the israel/palestine situation.

    You finally own a mini skirt or two.

    (think of more to add)  Tongue



    You can't stop saying "allhamdolillah" each time you sneeze

    You only believe some women should wear the niqaab

    Everytime the word Islam is mentioned, all your friends leave the room

    The only forum you have ever joined, is one devoted to ex-muslims

    You cant remember the last time you washed your feet

    You know more about Islam than you did as a muslim

    The last time you went into a mosque was to use the toilet

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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #39 - January 05, 2009, 02:36 PM
    Quote
    You cant remember the last time you washed your feet


     Crap vomit skull jawdrop
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #40 - January 05, 2009, 02:38 PM
    Quote from: diotima on January 05, 2009, 02:36 PM
    Quote
    You cant remember the last time you washed your feet


     Crap vomit skull jawdrop


    LOL I was thinking the same thing, I love my clean pinkies after a bath.  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #41 - January 05, 2009, 04:18 PM
    I was beginning to wonder why that grey furry stuff was growing between my toes    Huh?
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #42 - January 05, 2009, 04:19 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on January 05, 2009, 04:18 PM
    I was beginning to wonder why that grey furry stuff was growing between my toes    Huh?


    There you have it!  Cheesy ... well, you?ll be glad to know, that even as a non-moslem you ARE allowed to wash your feet!  Go for it! Afro
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #43 - January 05, 2009, 04:55 PM
    I still haven't tried pork nor do I intend too.

    Does leaving Islam make you happier or sadder?
    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #44 - January 05, 2009, 04:59 PM
    Quote from: pakman on January 05, 2009, 04:55 PM
    Does leaving Islam make you happier or sadder?

    both.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #45 - January 05, 2009, 05:33 PM
    Sadder in some ways, but happier in others.  Overall happier.  Why haven't you tried pork?  Have you only recently left Islam?  I found it harder to begin with..
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #46 - January 05, 2009, 05:48 PM
    Quote from: pakman on January 05, 2009, 04:55 PM
    I still haven't tried pork nor do I intend too.

    It tastes better than chicken.
    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #47 - January 06, 2009, 12:09 AM
    Quote from: Zaephon on January 05, 2009, 05:48 PM
    Quote from: pakman on January 05, 2009, 04:55 PM
    I still haven't tried pork nor do I intend too.

    It tastes better than chicken.

    No it doesn't.
    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #48 - January 06, 2009, 12:14 AM
    Quote from: Pazuzu on January 06, 2009, 12:09 AM
    Quote from: Zaephon on January 05, 2009, 05:48 PM
    Quote from: pakman on January 05, 2009, 04:55 PM
    I still haven't tried pork nor do I intend too.

    It tastes better than chicken.

    No it doesn't.


    It all depends on what tasty marinade or spices you use.  Yum Yum
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #49 - January 17, 2009, 11:35 AM
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #50 - January 17, 2009, 11:39 AM
    Quote from: Biaxident on January 06, 2009, 12:14 AM
    Quote from: Pazuzu on January 06, 2009, 12:09 AM
    Quote from: Zaephon on January 05, 2009, 05:48 PM
    Quote from: pakman on January 05, 2009, 04:55 PM
    I still haven't tried pork nor do I intend too.

    It tastes better than chicken.

    No it doesn't.


    It all depends on what tasty marinade or spices you use.  Yum Yum


    Agreed, I had pork ribs at a party that my Singaporean friend BBQed and I had no idea it was pork. I thought it was lamb. I've had some pork sinc and not liked it, because of the way it's been cooked.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #51 - January 17, 2009, 01:02 PM
    Nothing tastes better than chicken yes
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    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #52 - January 18, 2009, 07:53 AM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on January 17, 2009, 01:02 PM
    Nothing tastes better than chicken yes

    I honestly think chicken is overrated. Sure it's tasty but I think it's over loved.
    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #53 - January 18, 2009, 11:25 AM
    Quail is nice. Very tasty little buggers they are. Good if done Thai style. Yum Yum
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #54 - January 19, 2009, 12:00 AM
    No, they're too pretty.
    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #55 - January 19, 2009, 12:36 AM
    all this talk of food makes me hungry  finmad

    why isnt there a thread on the pros and cons of eating piggies?  piggy


    Quod est inferius est sicut quod est superius,
    et quod est superius est sicut quod est inferius,
    ad perpetranda miracula rei unius.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #56 - January 19, 2009, 12:39 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 09, 2008, 09:35 AM
    You panic if a muslim stranger asks you if you are a muslim.

    You read more religious stuff than any of your friends.

    You look at hijabis and feel sad.


    thats me alright... although the last one is debatable. i feel weird seeing hijabis but then i remember how some of them are quite happy wearing it. a good friend of mine started only after she began university even though no one else in her family does, it was her choice and i support her if shes happy.


    Quod est inferius est sicut quod est superius,
    et quod est superius est sicut quod est inferius,
    ad perpetranda miracula rei unius.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #57 - January 19, 2009, 08:14 AM
    I honestly don't see it as a choice, no matter how much she stands there and says "It's my choice", it's not really.  Hijab now, or punishment from allah, so it's not motivated by free will, it's motivated by threats, deep far off threats that are associated with the fear of hell.

    That's why I feel sad, sad that they can't see it for what it is.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #58 - January 19, 2009, 08:16 AM
    That or she's doing it not so much from fear, but to please her Creator, whom she loves for all the favors bestowed upon her...
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #59 - January 19, 2009, 08:30 AM
    Yes, doesn't matter what the reason is that motivates her, whether love of allah or fear of allah, it's all doing it for nothing, wrapping herself up for nothing, for an imaginary being, and from the texts of a man who made it all up.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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