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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #480 - March 05, 2011, 10:18 PM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on March 05, 2011, 06:21 PM
    I just made one today and my Aunty reacted to that, what is even more funnier is that one of my naive muslim friend liked her comment.


    I once had my signature on my profile. "Some people try to understand what the believe in, some believe in what they understand."

    This guy who posts up tonnes of islamic miracles and other nonsense posted an appreciative comment on it and "liked" it. Oh the irony.
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #481 - March 06, 2011, 09:02 AM
     Cheesy
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #482 - March 07, 2011, 09:06 PM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on March 05, 2011, 06:21 PM

    -When you open another facebook account meant for Atheist,Agnostics,Deists and Ex-Muslims


    Actually crossed my mind a few times , but it's way too late for that now , my list is just a big fat messy mixture . plus it's probably a good thing that muslim friends come across irreligious comments and maybe get used to their close existence. any atheistic comments that might come out of my mouth  if i cant shut it  face to face will not come as a total shock then.and if i lose some people, its probably best " for me " Tongue

    this has limited me from  accepting in total 2 requests . my female cousin and one of my clients . definitely don't wanna go there !
    hmmm maybe i should create a totally religion friendly account Wink and have those two as my friends  parrot
    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #483 - March 07, 2011, 09:06 PM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on March 05, 2011, 06:21 PM
    I just made one today and my Aunty reacted to that, what is even more funnier is that one of my naive muslim friend liked her comment.
     


    What was it ?
    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #484 - March 07, 2011, 09:13 PM
    Quote from: canex on March 05, 2011, 10:18 PM
    I once had my signature on my profile. "Some people try to understand what the believe in, some believe in what they understand."

    This guy who posts up tonnes of islamic miracles and other nonsense posted an appreciative comment on it and "liked" it. Oh the irony.


    I once read a status from a Pastafarian " religion is man made"
    in my effort to maintain my loyalty , I wrote  " well it depends on what religion you're referring to ?" 

    He replied: "All religions"

    idiot2
    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #485 - March 08, 2011, 07:27 PM
    Quote from: mufa9a on March 07, 2011, 09:06 PM
    What was it ?


    I wrote this" The Omnipresent Supernatural being a.k.a. Allah, Where are you? your help is needed"  this statement freaked out my Auntie and my First cousin that i had to delete it.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #486 - March 14, 2011, 09:07 AM
    Gawd so true xD
    All ideologies are idiotic, whether religious or political, for it is conceptual thinking, the conceptual word, which has so unfortunately divided man.
    - J Krishnamurti
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #487 - March 14, 2011, 09:52 AM
    Quote from: mufa9a on March 07, 2011, 09:13 PM
    I once read a status from a Pastafarian " religion is man made"
    in my effort to maintain my loyalty , I wrote  " well it depends on what religion you're referring to ?" 

    He replied: "All religions"

    idiot2

    maintain your loyalty to whom?
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #488 - March 14, 2011, 12:10 PM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on March 05, 2011, 06:21 PM
    I just made one today and my Aunty reacted to that, what is even more funnier is that one of my naive muslim friend liked her comment.

    Screenshot please?Huh? Block out the names & photos in paint
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=L2pk
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    Previously donatelo
    --
    Watch Ishina lie and then try to squirm her way out of it like a worm
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #489 - March 14, 2011, 01:29 PM
    When you unpack and find your cheap ass prayer rug and decide either to use it for
    a bath mat or for the rocking chair on the front porch and make sure
    you sit on the medina and mecca mosque   Cheesy
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #490 - March 14, 2011, 01:34 PM
    lol JnT.. You remind me I have to throw away those prayer rugs with garbage from my basement..
    Making it bath mat would make me ewwy..
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #491 - March 14, 2011, 01:53 PM
    You might need it if you ever get visitors from pakistan.  Or why not use the prayer mat outside as a doormat to wipe you shoes clean on?
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #492 - March 14, 2011, 02:00 PM
     Cheesy Islame.  Ive already stated to someone NO FAJR AT MY HOUSE! lol
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #493 - March 14, 2011, 05:18 PM
    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on March 14, 2011, 01:29 PM
    When you unpack and find your cheap ass prayer rug and decide either to use it for
    a bath mat or for the rocking chair on the front porch and make sure
    you sit on the medina and mecca mosque   Cheesy

    Quote from: IsLame on March 14, 2011, 01:53 PM
    You might need it if you ever get visitors from pakistan.  Or why not use the prayer mat outside as a doormat to wipe you shoes clean on?



    good lord! i can understand that you can clean up your shoes but how do u use those mats as bath mats ? aren't they carpets ? they will absorb water and reek for days if they get wet no ??

    i found my prayer rug too from the days when I used to pray like once every 2 or 3 days. it was under a pile of used paper and junk that I throw in a corner in my room  dance
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #494 - March 14, 2011, 05:24 PM
    You put in earphones and play music to drown out the sound of adhaan.

    You pick up religious books and have a skim through them just to find stuff you can laugh at.
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=L2pk
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    Previously donatelo
    --
    Watch Ishina lie and then try to squirm her way out of it like a worm
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #495 - March 14, 2011, 05:55 PM
    You know you're an ex-Muslim when:

    You no longer have wet socks half the time
    The only duwa you recite is "save me from Islam"
    You avoid the topic of marriage like the plague instead of praying for it
    When you drink you are the most self-conscious person in the pub
    Somehow get sexually aroused from eating bacon
    You have a switch in your brain that goes from "hate Islam" to "fake Islam"
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #496 - March 14, 2011, 06:12 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on March 14, 2011, 01:53 PM
    You might need it if you ever get visitors from pakistan.  Or why not use the prayer mat outside as a doormat to wipe you shoes clean on?

    My mom would have a heart attack if I forget to remove it if I invite her.
    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #497 - March 14, 2011, 06:16 PM
    Quote from: Eliphaz on March 14, 2011, 05:55 PM
    You know you're an ex-Muslim when:

    You no longer have wet socks half the time
    The only duwa you recite is "save me from Islam"
    You avoid the topic of marriage like the plague instead of praying for it
    When you drink you are the most self-conscious person in the pub
    Somehow get sexually aroused from eating bacon
    You have a switch in your brain that goes from "hate Islam" to "fake Islam"

     Cheesy Cheesy I hear ya man
    Quote from: donatelo on March 14, 2011, 05:24 PM
    You put in earphones and play music to drown out the sound of adhaan.

    Dude, you live in Pakistan.. Be careful, if any nutjob see you wearing earphones at azaan time, you might get a death sentence.
    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #498 - March 14, 2011, 06:29 PM
    Quote from: Eliphaz on March 14, 2011, 05:55 PM
    When you drink you are the most self-conscious person in the pub
    Somehow get sexually aroused from eating bacon


    good lord thats sooooo true. i get such a rush when I drink with some ppl in a pub/bar.

    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #499 - March 14, 2011, 06:31 PM
    you know you are an ex-muslim when:

    you forget the drinking etiquettes of saying "Cheers" and touching everyone's glasses with your own. Instead you start drinking like a douche.

    at least with me its happened a couple of times.  
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #500 - March 14, 2011, 06:32 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on March 14, 2011, 09:52 AM
    maintain your loyalty to whom?


    Good question.   To what was supposed to be a spiritual truth i guess .  Don't ask me to analyze a personal confused state Smiley
    I think most of all i got slightly offended  and my mind heightened at how easily he disregarded religion simply because i wasn't able to present an argument i was convinced of myself.

    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #501 - March 14, 2011, 06:46 PM
    Quote from: canex on March 14, 2011, 06:31 PM
    you know you are an ex-muslim when:

    you forget the drinking etiquettes of saying "Cheers" and touching everyone's glasses with your own. Instead you start drinking like a douche.

    at least with me its happened a couple of times.  


    Yeah I make alot of mistakes like this. I also completely failed to realise that you take turns buying rounds, so yeah, unless you explain these things to your friends you can look like a real idiot.  Smiley
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #502 - March 14, 2011, 07:59 PM

    Allah always makes it so that i am checking a you tube music video during athan or Iqama.



    Quote from: Eliphaz on March 14, 2011, 06:46 PM
    Yeah I make alot of mistakes like this. I also completely failed to realize that you take turns buying rounds, so yeah, unless you explain these things to your friends you can look like a real idiot.  Smiley


    My first new years celebration abroad. i got invited to a house dinner party . didn't get my own Booze. felt so silly and spoiled  piggy





    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #503 - March 14, 2011, 08:07 PM
    Ah yes, that's another one. Even though I took booze, I had no idea how much booze to take...
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #504 - March 14, 2011, 09:18 PM
    Quote from: mufa9a on March 14, 2011, 07:59 PM
    My first new years celebration abroad. i got invited to a house dinner party . didn't get my own Booze. felt so silly and spoiled  piggy



    +1
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #505 - March 23, 2011, 01:11 AM
    As Hananii recommended, here is what makes me an ex-muslim:

    Quote
    "Let me tell you what I enjoyed out of my skepticism about Islam:
    1- Clear conscience that doesn't blame me when I don't kissing the ground 5 times a day.
    2- No fear of pointless eternal flames
    3- Ability to rely on my judgement which happens to be far more logical and merciful than Sharia
    4- Praying out of enjoyment and faith that expresses the love and appreciation I have for God.
    5- Doing the right thing for how good it feels, not for some "good deed points"
    6- Avoiding the wrong thing for how bad it feels, not for fear of hell and God's rather pointless wrath
    7- Paying zakat out of good will and true charity, not because I'm forced to.
    8- Now I understand science better
    9- Now I see the truth behind Mohammed's intentions and manipulation
    10- Now I treat women the way they deserve to be treated with love and respect.
    11- I can distribute money in my will however I like.
    12- I can adopt.
    13- I can make great open minded and rightfully guided friends.
    14- Learning that Al siratul mustakeem is indeed as far from being straight as possible.
    15- Being able to admit that the Quran is boring, repetitive and far from being a miracle of any kind.
    16- Being able to laugh out loud at the brilliant jokes made against Muhammad especially the drawings.
    17- Investing in stocks and freely dealing with a non-islamic bank
    18- Not being driven to do good by things as materialistic as a 70+ harem of naked angels or rivers of wine or milk.
    19- Learning that I prefer a single human to a 100 angels btw
    20- Will think of more on demand.
    21- Might I add that being sexually unbiased and making friends like muddy and Ali is also a plus.

    As for sex and alcohol without remorse, I'm a virgin who never drinks so FUCK YOU, go speak about what YOU don't want to be a muslim for. If I avoid these things because I find them wrong, not because I'm afraid of some invisible whip, then I'm a better muslim than you are!"


    Copied from my reply on this thread:
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=15159.0
    I'm open for debate (of why we should re-/embrace Islam), but I will no longer participate in this forum. Message me if you need anything. Good luck and may you all find your way... again...
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #506 - March 24, 2011, 12:05 AM
    luftazure... i was pleasantly surprised that some of my moral and ethical thought
    processes had not changed once god got tossed out the window.  So no prob on the
    virgin thing.  If you feel you should wait, whose stopping you?  Smiley

    getting back to the thread content, I now want to know why men have nipples, too!
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #507 - March 24, 2011, 12:08 AM
    oh, and if the forbidden fruit was really a mango, why do muslims eat them?
    or apples for that matter?
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #508 - March 25, 2011, 10:50 PM
    When you:

    DONT yell out the silly "Ameeeeeen" during group prayers.
    DONT hold out your hands for prayer during group prayer and use the excuse that its not mandatory in islam.
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #509 - March 26, 2011, 06:37 AM
    Quote
    and use the excuse that its not mandatory in islam.

     

    ^ Do people really ask you why you don't do that? Or do you think they are thinking it ?

    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
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