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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #570 - May 11, 2011, 06:30 PM
    ^^
    "You try to avoid giving replies to Salam

    You say DAMN when words like Inshallah and Alhamdulillah slips through your tongue"

    soooo true dude soooo true. with me its always "hey!" or "Hello!"
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #571 - May 12, 2011, 01:50 AM
    When you can't help but still sigh ALLAH, when exhausted or sick and tired of something/someone ...  wacko
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #572 - May 12, 2011, 02:05 AM
    ^^ oo pink writing and pink shirt in the avatar ! am i noticing a new trend here ??
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #573 - May 12, 2011, 02:16 AM
    Well i am a trendsetter indeed Wink
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #574 - May 26, 2011, 09:28 AM
    When a christian asks you if you're muslim but you dont know what to say and how you can explain the concept of atheism to them, even if you do there is still a problem

    Most christians in Nigeria are not aware of atheism and other religions,only Islam and Christianity.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #575 - May 26, 2011, 10:36 AM
    When a convert takes a look at your name and asks if you're a Muslim, before telling you that they've converted.

    So far, I've never been sure how to reply other than to mumble 'not really' and 'good for you', as non-commitally as possible..
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #576 - May 26, 2011, 03:49 PM
    Quote from: Muzammil on May 11, 2011, 02:27 PM
    You don't believe that a merciful Allah would torment the rest of the humanity in hell for not being born in a muslim family

    You can't seem to find a justification for a 54 year old man sleeping with a 9 year old girl

    You think what's gonna be the reaction of my friends if they know what's going on inside my mind

    You stop believing in all kinds of supernatural

    You try to avoid giving replies to Salam

    You say DAMN when words like Inshallah and Alhamdulillah slip through your tongue

    You giggle inside when you hear, Islam is the religion of peace


    I've mastered not automatically saying salam in person, but for whatever reason it slips out on the phone.
    I wish parents everywhere could remove their veil of religion and see their kids for whom they actually are.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #577 - May 26, 2011, 04:50 PM
    You find it incredibly difficult to utter a 'mashallah' or 'alhamdulillah' or the like.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #578 - May 26, 2011, 06:23 PM
    Mashallah and Alhamdulillah only come out in the ultra religious groups...i want to say inshallah a lot though. i try and say hopefully but inshallah carries that power that i dunno is very hard to get away from Smiley
    I wish parents everywhere could remove their veil of religion and see their kids for whom they actually are.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #579 - May 26, 2011, 06:59 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on May 26, 2011, 04:50 PM
    You find it incredibly difficult to utter a 'mashallah' or 'alhamdulillah' or the like.


    At this moment i have accept to live with that.but i only do it out of courtesy for muslims and i rarely say "mashaallah". Insha-allah is the one i uttered most.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #580 - May 26, 2011, 07:41 PM

    Be subversive and say marshmallowAllah just for the jokes.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #581 - May 27, 2011, 10:13 AM
     Cheesy, Good one. I will keep that in mind.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #582 - May 27, 2011, 10:34 AM
    You know you're an ex-Muslim when "science" means more than astrolabes and babies resembling chewing gum.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #583 - May 27, 2011, 10:35 AM
    When you like Richard Dawkins, or anyone else who had an opinion that conflicted with islam.
    Get crunk.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #584 - May 27, 2011, 12:11 PM
    Quote from: billy on May 26, 2011, 07:41 PM
    Be subversive and say marshmallowAllah just for the jokes.



     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Duly noted..
    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #585 - May 27, 2011, 02:04 PM
    Why does it say there is no compulsion in religion, when
    muslims force their kids to go to madrassas, and FORCE
    their kids to be muslims and take shahada, and put serious
    fear in their hearts if they dont? And abuse them, threaten
    them, force them to believe they are possessed with jin, etc.
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #586 - May 27, 2011, 03:08 PM
    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on May 27, 2011, 02:04 PM
    Why does it say there is no compulsion in religion, when
    muslims force their kids to go to madrassas, and FORCE
    their kids to be muslims and take shahada, and put serious
    fear in their hearts if they dont? And abuse them, threaten
    them, force them to believe they are possessed with jin, etc.


    Kind of odd to take that line seriously, "there's no compulsion in religion" when if you don't believe in said religion or believe in a different religion, you burn in hell. It's like a parent saying, "Look, you don't HAVE to eat your vegetables, but if you don't I'll break your skull with my knuckles. No pressure though".
    Get crunk.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #587 - May 30, 2011, 06:11 PM
    Every time I glance of the word "Museum" I think it said Muslim and I go back and read it over."  Cheesy
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #588 - May 30, 2011, 06:12 PM
    -When you laugh when you hear Muslims saying music is haraam. Well that's just so sad at the same time.  Cry
    (not to mention so fucking stupid and mean and wrong to deprive humanity from one of the most amazing things)
    -When, as a woman, you go out after maghrib time, alone! Oh noez!  Cheesy

    My parents still get to me about these two things all the time... but I fight for it every time.
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #589 - May 30, 2011, 08:14 PM
     When you skip salat and jumu'at prayer(its funny because i used to be proud of not missing jumu'at)
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #590 - May 31, 2011, 12:00 AM
    When you feel like a rebel eating non-halal marshmallows  eddie
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #591 - May 31, 2011, 01:51 AM
    ^ or cheese for that matter, chewing gum, chocolates, etc
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #592 - May 31, 2011, 06:27 AM
    Using soap with gelatin in it!  Cheesy

    Eating food prepared at restaurants with alcohol!  Cheesy
    (where the alcohol evaporates anyway!)

    (thankfully, my family is not that extreme. well, the second one they disapprove of but not that strict on)
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #593 - May 31, 2011, 07:11 AM
    does the alcohol cooked food taste any better ?
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #594 - May 31, 2011, 08:25 AM
    Quote from: canex on May 31, 2011, 07:11 AM
    does the alcohol cooked food taste any better ?

    Yes, stuff cooked with white wine for example has an added complexity. It's like having a soup or a soup made with a stock.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #595 - May 31, 2011, 03:05 PM
    Quote from: canex on May 31, 2011, 07:11 AM
    does the alcohol cooked food taste any better ?


    It depends on whether you like the taste of wine and stuff because sometimes it permeates stronger in one meal than another. Sometimes it's kinda nasty to be honest, sometimes you can barely taste a hint of it.

    But that wasn't my point. My point was people thinking it's wrong to use alcohol in cooking in the first place, not whether it tastes good or not.  Smiley
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #596 - June 01, 2011, 12:15 AM
    Which reminds me when i was 18, some of my dad's colleague who were russians used to send a christmas gift to him every year including the wine(use for cooking). So one day my dad gives me the bottles and told me to return it back to them.

    When i went to return it back to the first one, he couldnt help but laugh, i was confused trying to know whats so funny and then he said that this wine is use for cooking to make the food more crispier and tasty,besides the alcohol evaporates and leaves no trace of it.

    Not wanting to be embarrased i gave the remainings to my friends who wants to get drunked.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #597 - June 01, 2011, 12:16 AM
     Cheesy Cheesy
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #598 - June 06, 2011, 06:41 PM
    When every ex-Muslim you meet is suddenly your bff!

    When you roll your eyes when someone says "Islam is a religion of peace/love/tolerance!"

    When you get an irrational urge to defend Christianity, Hinduism, and Baha'ism when talking to Muslims... ("My enemy's enemy is my friend"!)

    When you participate in EDMD Tongue

    When it's really hard to stop yourself from laughing when talking to a Muslim and they say something exceptionally stupid ("But if we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?", "See what happens when you follow science, philosophy and rationality :(" -- the last one was said to me disapprovingly very seriously.)

    When you correct Muslims' grammar in Arabic just to show them they can't have a monopoly on the language Smiley
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #599 - June 10, 2011, 01:53 PM
    You try to find out if anyone you know might secretly be an ex-muslim too.
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

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