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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #600 - July 11, 2011, 06:43 PM
    When people tell you you're "too smart/too much of a gentleman (true story)" to be an ex-Muslim. And you chuckle inside.
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #601 - July 11, 2011, 06:49 PM
    You're known at work as the kid constantly making blasphemous jokes.  Wink
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #602 - July 11, 2011, 07:15 PM
    When you are so delighted (!) to find out relatives aren't that religious ...
    When you are horrified relatives become more religious ...
    When you are happy a liberal remark had been said over the dinner table - and not by you!
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #603 - July 12, 2011, 12:20 AM
    ^^ Amen brotha!

    was so glad when i found out my uncle and grandfathers are all atheists. i only wish i was able to spend more time with my grandfathers.

    are most of you relatives liberal HO ?

    Quote from: Solara on July 11, 2011, 06:49 PM
    You're known at work as the kid constantly making blasphemous jokes.  Wink


    lol nice. but dont u think that could hurt you in the long run ?

    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #604 - July 12, 2011, 12:28 AM
    Oh wow nice to hear canex!

    Afraid not ... though for example when I hear that in Bangladesh I have one cousin who goes on facebook, watches Western movies and likes BBC news, it makes me happy than to hear about another cousin who's been indoctrinated into an Islamic extremist organization which the government are trying to shot n kill at sight. Both were bought up as fairly strict Muslims.

    My family at best are pseudo-liberal: they know liberalism is good, but Islam hijacks their mind when it comes to ultimate questions of faith, fasting, prayer and what not.

    That said - two or three relations away there is a more true-liberal side that are less Islamic.
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #605 - July 12, 2011, 12:51 AM
    You know when you're an ex Muslim when you wake up in the morning and say "FUCK YOU GOD, IM FREE OF YOU! WAIT... YOU DON'T EXIST... WELL FUCK YOU AND YOUR OMNISCIENT/OMNIPOTENT PARADOXICAL SELF ANYWAY!
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #606 - July 12, 2011, 01:30 AM
    You have elaborate fantasies of how exactly you'd defend yourself from rabid apostate hunters.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #607 - July 12, 2011, 05:15 AM
    When you read the Quran after apostatizing (even though you'd read it cover to cover before) and facepalm at how stupid you used to be. And just to rub it in Muslims' faces, you read it in Arabic, with a tafseer, lisaan al 'arab and 5 English translations.

    When your friends tell you "You have made evolution your god!" and, try as you might, you can't help but laugh.

    When you're hopelessly addicted to this forum.

    When you start having romantic cyber-affairs with fellow CEMBers.

    When you stand up for gays/Jews/women no matter what the consequences are.

    When you actually enjoy discussing Islam with Muslims! (Non-violent ones.) You get to show them their ignorance of their own religion and their flawed logic. And you get endless amusement from their asinine remarks.
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #608 - July 12, 2011, 06:37 AM
    Quote from: canex on July 12, 2011, 12:20 AM
    lol nice. but dont u think that could hurt you in the long run ?




    Well, I only joke around the more liberal minded folk at my job. And they're never super offensive.
    Quote from: HighOctane on July 11, 2011, 07:15 PM
    When you are so delighted (!) to find out relatives aren't that religious ...
    When you are horrified relatives become more religious ...
    When you are happy a liberal remark had been said over the dinner table - and not by you!


    THIS  Afro
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #609 - July 12, 2011, 08:29 AM
    When you see the discrimination behind Muslim greetings.

    Explaination: You know when Muslims say "Salam alaikum wr wb" to Muslims and only "Hi" or sometimes "Salam" to Non-Muslims.

    Even in greetings! Even in greetings it clear to me that Islam is a pretty fucked up religion.
    "Beauty is truth, truth beauty," - that is all
            Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

    - John Keats
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #610 - July 12, 2011, 09:40 AM
    When you see a poster with a caption: "Without you Allah, Im nothing". and then laugh Cheesy
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #611 - July 14, 2011, 06:16 PM
    Quote from: harakaat on July 12, 2011, 05:15 AM
    When you start having romantic cyber-affairs with fellow CEMBers.


    +1 Grin

    @thread: ...When you're posting in this thread?
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #612 - July 14, 2011, 06:50 PM
    When your dad asks you to hoover a room in the mosque and you manage to leave it filthier than it was before.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #613 - July 14, 2011, 06:51 PM
    ^How did you manage that?
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #614 - July 14, 2011, 06:59 PM
    After I finished hoovering I was trying to remove the container to empty it, 'cos it was full, I yanked it too hard and made a huge mess (no penis jokes please).
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #615 - July 14, 2011, 07:03 PM
    I probably wouldn't have made the connection if you hadn't asked me not to make a penis joke.  Angelic

  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #616 - July 14, 2011, 07:06 PM
    LIES.

    Oh and... when you don't feel guilty about raiding the fridge in the kitchen every time you go to mosque. There always seems to be some nice curry in there...
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #617 - July 14, 2011, 07:08 PM
    When you make a porn joke in madrasa right in the middle of Islamic Studies class... and even the teacher laughs.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #618 - July 14, 2011, 11:12 PM
    When you have a dream about posting on the CEMB forums.

    Happened to me just last night. Its been a tough day so the details are now fuzzy, but certainly had something to do with a troll poster. For some reason someone was trolling, but we couldn't identify them. Huh? It was a really confusing dream, to say the least.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #619 - July 14, 2011, 11:16 PM
    Quote from: asbdsp#J on July 14, 2011, 11:12 PM
    When you have a dream about posting on the CEMB forums.

    Happened to me just last night. Its been a tough day so the details are now fuzzy, but certainly had something to do with a troll poster. For some reason someone was trolling, but we couldn't identify them. Huh? It was a really confusing dream, to say the least.


    handegg advocate is getting too attached to the forum

    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #620 - July 14, 2011, 11:41 PM
    Just for the record, I don't really like American football.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #621 - July 14, 2011, 11:50 PM
    :( damit
    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #622 - July 15, 2011, 05:09 PM
    when you are stoned and dance to Omar Faruk Tekbilek's
    music, cuz he is so amazing lol
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #623 - July 15, 2011, 05:42 PM
    When you know the prayer times better than muslims themselves, so that when you're asked to pray you can say that you already have.
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #624 - July 15, 2011, 05:58 PM
    So true Jema Cheesy
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #625 - July 15, 2011, 06:11 PM
    Mum: Jema, get off your laptop and-
    Jema: I'VE ALREADY PRAYED IT WAS AT 5:27:06 WATCHOO GONNA TELL ME TO PRAY NOW HUH? HUH? HUH?
    Mum: :O I was just calling you for dinner 
    *Mum grabs whip* <insert tom and jerry episode>
     Tongue
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #626 - July 15, 2011, 06:30 PM
     Cheesy

    Which reminds me, there was one time we woke up after fajr prayer, so we sneaked into the living room close to our mom's bedroom to play Super Nintendo. Dad came into our room with a whip behind him( which we are not aware of)

    Dad: have you boys prayed?
    Me and Bro: Yes, we did
    Dad: Come, let me touch your hair(to see if you have performed ablution)
    We couldnt move an inch, at the end we all got whipped, since then anytime we want to sneak into the living room, we would simply wet our hair and we got away with that so many times. Cheesy
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #627 - July 15, 2011, 09:15 PM
     Its okay Lara far away hug Smiley

    I guess thats the downside of having a dogmatic family
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #628 - July 15, 2011, 09:42 PM
    Drink alcohol without any guilt.

    Drink alcohol without any guilt during Ramadan.  Tongue  dance
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #629 - July 15, 2011, 11:27 PM
    Quote from: SunbulRocket on July 14, 2011, 07:08 PM
    When you make a porn joke in madrasa right in the middle of Islamic Studies class... and even the teacher laughs.

    Details please!
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