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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #630 - July 17, 2011, 09:45 AM

Use your imagination.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #631 - July 17, 2011, 06:32 PM

When you go late for Asr and pay no attention to what raka'at they're in... and end up finishing with the imam, while your entire row and the one in front stands up to finish their prayers... *awkward stares*
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #632 - July 17, 2011, 06:44 PM

Quote from: Prince Spinoza on July 17, 2011, 06:32 PM
When you go late for Asr and pay no attention to what raka'at they're in... and end up finishing with the imam, while your entire row and the one in front stands up to finish their prayers... *awkward stares*

When you still go for prayers at the mosque, and instead of just chilling in the back you actually pray .. oh wait no that would make you a muslim...

.. So you sure you're an exxie yeah?
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #633 - July 17, 2011, 06:47 PM

*shrugs* I find it's easier to daydream during prayer, even when I was Muslim. I remember how I always tried hard to clear my mind before prayer, ready to connect with Big Al - and then as soon as it started all I could think about was tits. It's much the same now, well without the guilt.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #634 - July 17, 2011, 08:28 PM

^^ same here!! I never know about the stupid finger. What a dumb concept if u think about it lol.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #635 - July 17, 2011, 08:40 PM

When nobody wants to be friends with you anymore because you're a 'bad' influence .............fuk em'

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #636 - July 17, 2011, 08:59 PM

When you find yourself skipping Jumma prayer to go to the book store and read then come back home and talk about how packed out the mosque was.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #637 - July 18, 2011, 12:01 PM

Quote from: Prince Spinoza on July 17, 2011, 06:32 PM
When you go late for Asr and pay no attention to what raka'at they're in... and end up finishing with the imam, while your entire row and the one in front stands up to finish their prayers... *awkward stares*

Not only Asr, the other four prayers too

@thread: when you cant stand an Imam reciting long surah during subh prayer, im too groggy and sleepy to stand before the break of dawn

Quote from: ChinaDoll on July 17, 2011, 08:40 PM
When nobody wants to be friends with you anymore because you're a 'bad' influence .............fuk em'

+1

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #638 - July 18, 2011, 12:50 PM

As soon as someone talks about Islam and gets all self righteous, you automatically roll your eyes without thinking and then a split second later question yourself: "shit did they just see that?"

I make it rain - apparently?

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #639 - July 21, 2011, 07:28 PM

Quote from: Naija Infidel on July 15, 2011, 06:30 PM

Which reminds me, there was one time we woke up after fajr prayer, so we sneaked into the living room close to our mom's bedroom to play Super Nintendo. Dad came into our room with a whip behind him( which we are not aware of)

Dad: have you boys prayed?
Me and Bro: Yes, we did
Dad: Come, let me touch your hair(to see if you have performed ablution)
We couldnt move an inch, at the end we all got whipped, since then anytime we want to sneak into the living room, we would simply wet our hair and we got away with that so many times.

bwhaha
I remember one time my dad was so angry he just grabbed the whip and by that time I had already mastered dogding his lashes. He swung it really powerfully and I dodged it at just the right time. The whip went all the way back and hit him in his face
Best.Fucking.Day.Ever.
My brothers worshipped me for the next 2 weeks
Taught him not to fuck with me again

@thread: When you're so addicted to the chat room that you keep on constantly hearing that 'click' sound it makes when someone types your name.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #640 - July 21, 2011, 07:43 PM

Quote
@thread: When you're so addicted to the chat room that you keep on constantly hearing that 'click' sound it makes when someone types your name.

Glad im not the only one, I thought I heard someone ping me the other day while in the kitchen.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #641 - July 21, 2011, 07:46 PM

Quote from: ChinaDoll on July 17, 2011, 08:40 PM
When nobody wants to be friends with you anymore because you're a 'bad' influence .............fuk em'

Quote from: Naija Infidel on July 18, 2011, 12:01 PM
+1

+2

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07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #642 - July 21, 2011, 07:48 PM

Quote from: Jema on July 21, 2011, 07:28 PM
bwhaha
I remember one time my dad was so angry he just grabbed the whip and by that time I had already mastered dogding his lashes. He swung it really powerfully and I dodged it at just the right time. My brothers worshipped me for the next 2 weeks
Taught him not to fuck with me again

@thread: When you're so addicted to the chat room that you keep on constantly hearing that 'click' sound it makes when someone types your name.

LOOL OMFG you are so fucking hilarious!
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #643 - July 21, 2011, 07:51 PM

Quote from: zooby on July 21, 2011, 07:43 PM
Glad im not the only one, I thought I heard someone ping me the other day while in the kitchen.

Lay off ~~the crack~~ tesco's vodka, zooby.

Quote from: Zaiba on July 21, 2011, 07:48 PM

LOOL OMFG you are so fucking hilarious!

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #644 - July 21, 2011, 08:00 PM

Quote from: Jema on July 21, 2011, 07:28 PM
bwhaha
I remember one time my dad was so angry he just grabbed the whip and by that time I had already mastered dogding his lashes. He swung it really powerfully and I dodged it at just the right time. The whip went all the way back and hit him in his face
Best.Fucking.Day.Ever.
My brothers worshipped me for the next 2 weeks
Taught him not to fuck with me again

@thread: When you're so addicted to the chat room that you keep on constantly hearing that 'click' sound it makes when someone types your name.

"I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #645 - July 21, 2011, 08:31 PM

Anytime you are in the middle of conversation with your muslim friends and they start attributing things to Allah or bring Islamic reference e.g. "look at all the different races,tribes and languages, we all come from Adam and Eve, Alhamduillah"

or

"You know women are crooked because they are created from the ribs of man, so if you try to straighten them up, you will break them so its better to leave them crooked"

anytime i hear this kind of stuff it makes me and this

"I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #646 - July 21, 2011, 08:45 PM

Quote from: Jema on July 21, 2011, 07:28 PM
bwhaha
I remember one time my dad was so angry he just grabbed the whip and by that time I had already mastered dogding his lashes. He swung it really powerfully and I dodged it at just the right time. The whip went all the way back and hit him in his face
Best.Fucking.Day.Ever.
My brothers worshipped me for the next 2 weeks
Taught him not to fuck with me again

@thread: When you're so addicted to the chat room that you keep on constantly hearing that 'click' sound it makes when someone types your name.

That is actually very sad, I can't believe parents thinking beating their children is Islamic.... wives it came in the quran, but kids?
Parents whipping their kids should be sent to jail.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #647 - July 21, 2011, 08:47 PM

Quote from: Fara7 on July 21, 2011, 08:45 PM
That is actually very sad, I can't believe parents thinking beating their children is Islamic.... wives it came in the quran, but kids?
Parents whipping their kids should be sent to jail.

I don't see anything wrong with giving kids a spanking or 2.
I've been beat a few times and ii hardly remember it actually.
It did me good, I mean look at me now... an athiest! Parents must b proud haha
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #648 - July 21, 2011, 09:20 PM

When you find it hilarious to pray sunnah right by the door, causing a long line of people waiting to leave, 'cos they don't want to 'break' your prayer.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #649 - July 23, 2011, 04:03 AM

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #650 - July 23, 2011, 04:12 AM

Quote from: Prince Spinoza on July 21, 2011, 09:20 PM
When you find it hilarious to pray sunnah right by the door, causing a long line of people waiting to leave, 'cos they don't want to 'break' your prayer.

When you walk infront of someone praying and forgetting you're not meant to do that. :/

07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #651 - July 23, 2011, 04:01 PM

you know you are an ex muslim when you sing this song... alot! LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z5n0XGHMFM

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #652 - July 23, 2011, 09:09 PM

When someone mentions a Bahira IRL and all you can think is, "OMG it's a person!"
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #653 - July 24, 2011, 11:40 PM

…when your work colleague (a white Christian) mentions he does not see the problem with circumcision, and you think to yourself: “Why on earth has he told me that he supports such a barbaric act of mutilation? Oh yeah, he does not know I have apostatised!”
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #654 - July 25, 2011, 12:05 AM

Quote from: Prince Spinoza on July 21, 2011, 09:20 PM
When you find it hilarious to pray sunnah right by the door, causing a long line of people waiting to leave, 'cos they don't want to 'break' your prayer.

Sources tell me that doesn't break one's prayer.

@ thread : when singing and listening to nasheeds doesn't hold any importance or meaning to you. Oh wait does that go in here instead?
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #655 - July 25, 2011, 05:54 PM

You know you're an ex-muslim when you are able to listen to and enjoy the music legendary punk band Bad Religion . I swear when I was a Muslim I feared going to hell for listening to their awesome music. Ahh those wasted years of depriving myself. My next step is to try some !

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Reply #656 - July 25, 2011, 05:57 PM

1+ Yeah I felt the same about system of down's "chop suey" ahahaha now I don't give a shit angels do deserve to die

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #657 - July 25, 2011, 06:42 PM

Quote from: ChinaDoll on July 25, 2011, 05:57 PM
1+ Yeah I felt the same about system of down's "chop suey" ahahaha now I don't give a shit angels do deserve to die

+1000000 Because you mentioned System of a Down.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #658 - July 25, 2011, 06:49 PM

"its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #659 - July 26, 2011, 06:43 AM

You irl lol uncontrollably in a hospital waiting room while reading a bible.

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