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 Topic: You know you're an ex muslim when......

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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #690 - August 01, 2011, 09:34 AM
    When you dont really care about Ramadan like your folks, you are only thinking of how you are going to sneak food into your room.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #691 - August 01, 2011, 12:16 PM
    Quote from: SunbulRocket on August 01, 2011, 07:30 AM
    You dream constantly about CEMB.

    I never got this. I know a lot of other people here have had dreams about this place, and I know I've appeared in other people's dreams (one just last night, apparently) but I can't remotely recall ever having one myself. Although I' not a very deep sleeper anyway, so I rarely dream as it is. What exactly can one dream about a forum?
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #692 - August 01, 2011, 12:24 PM
    easy.  I dreamt once that the forum was not a forum, i could actively move from sub forum to sub forum, and each thread was a room, and many members were there.  It was awesome, and so depressing to wake up the next day I find that CEMB was still only a forum, and that I couldn't plug my brain into an online avatar and come do the forum thing, but better.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #693 - August 01, 2011, 12:26 PM
    I want dreams :( Sounds like I'm missing out.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #694 - August 01, 2011, 12:31 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on August 01, 2011, 12:24 PM
    easy.  I dreamt once that the forum was not a forum, i could actively move from sub forum to sub forum, and each thread was a room, and many members were there.  It was awesome, and so depressing to wake up the next day I find that CEMB was still only a forum, and that I couldn't plug my brain into an online avatar and come do the forum thing, but better.


    LOl! awesome.


    I've had dreams about two cemb members so far Tongue+
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #695 - August 01, 2011, 12:35 PM
    Oh, I've had personal dreams about some members on here.  whistling2  But I've had the CEMB = Hogwarts dream too.   parrot
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #696 - August 01, 2011, 05:29 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on August 01, 2011, 12:35 PM
    Oh, I've had personal dreams about some members on here.  whistling2


    omg u too?  Cheesy
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #697 - August 01, 2011, 05:31 PM
    I think many of us have................right?  not just a handful of perverts surely?   wacko
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #698 - August 01, 2011, 05:32 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on August 01, 2011, 12:35 PM
    Oh, I've had personal dreams about some members on here.  whistling2  But I've had the CEMB = Hogwarts dream too.   parrot


    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! SAME HERE !!!! but you weren't in mines :( , but I'' promise to feature you next time Wink
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #699 - August 01, 2011, 05:32 PM
    Hold on I didn't mean perverted dreams ahahaha I mean like just chillin out and stuff
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #700 - August 01, 2011, 05:35 PM
    Quote from: ChinaDoll on August 01, 2011, 05:32 PM
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! SAME HERE !!!! but you weren't in mines :( , but I'' promise to feature you next time Wink


    I am hurt.  In my CEMB = Hogwarts dream you were beating prince up in the lounge. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #701 - August 01, 2011, 05:38 PM
    Lies why didn't you tell me sooner !!! what house was I in Huh? How did I look in those robes.....
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #702 - August 01, 2011, 05:39 PM
    I'd probably be raping prince loooool
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #703 - August 01, 2011, 05:44 PM
    Quote from: ChinaDoll on August 01, 2011, 05:38 PM
    Lies why didn't you tell me sooner !!! what house was I in Huh? How did I look in those robes.....


    1st LOL @ raping prince.  I will keep that in mind for next time.

    Hogwarts was more metaphorical really.  More like CEMB was a huge place, lounge, bar, rooms, and you could mingle properly.

    Mind you, come to think of it I am glad that is just a dream, because if it was real, I wouldn't be here. Far too many people.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #704 - August 01, 2011, 05:46 PM
    I have had dreams of being on the forum and typing posts LOL

    You know you are an ex muslim when trolls arrive claiming to
    perform dawa, and you think its funny as hell!   Cheesy
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #705 - August 01, 2011, 05:49 PM
    When muslims see chicks in bikini dancing in a music video,start uttering "subhanallah" and lower their gaze while you are taking a good view of it smiling yes
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #706 - August 01, 2011, 05:53 PM
    When you move from being turned on by nekkid wimmenz but battling your faith to being turned on by nekkid wimmenz but not wanting to objectify them. Hmm.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #707 - August 01, 2011, 05:56 PM
    When your mum thinks you are possessed because you don't pray any more and(because I talk in my sleep !)
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #708 - August 01, 2011, 06:08 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on August 01, 2011, 05:31 PM
    I think many of us have................right?  not just a handful of perverts surely?   wacko


    ohhh no, i havent had that kind of dream.....yet Tongue
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #709 - August 01, 2011, 06:18 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy  I'm laughing because it must have been crazy if I was in it..................along with Zaiba, at the same time.   Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #710 - August 01, 2011, 06:24 PM
    You know you're definitly an ex-muslim when you are sipping a glass of fine french white wine on the first day of ramadan.
    Cheers  grin12
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #711 - August 01, 2011, 06:25 PM
    Quote from: Lara91 on August 01, 2011, 06:16 PM
    I had a dream a few days ago about cemb but now I cant remember any of it  Huh? a meetup of some sort I think, hhmm I recall  berb somehow being involed, maybe zaiba to  Undecided


    MAYBE Zaiba ?! Shocked Did you say MAYBE! Cry

    Quote from: BerberElla on August 01, 2011, 06:18 PM
    Cheesy Cheesy  I'm laughing because it must have been crazy if I was in it..................along with Zaiba, at the same time.   Cheesy


    True that baby dance
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #712 - August 01, 2011, 06:28 PM
    Don't worry you forget a majority of you dreams 10 mins after you wake up .....soo right them down immediately if it means that much to zaiba !
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #713 - August 01, 2011, 06:39 PM
    I wish i could have dream about CEMB :(
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #714 - August 01, 2011, 06:42 PM
    You just don't care enough about us , or you have a life :(
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #715 - August 01, 2011, 06:48 PM
    Who me? Smiley
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #716 - August 01, 2011, 06:55 PM
    yaaa trick yaaaa
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #717 - August 01, 2011, 06:57 PM
    Quote from: ChinaDoll on August 01, 2011, 06:42 PM
    You just don't care enough about us , or you have a life :(


     Cry, im sorry i made anyone feel that way including you
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #718 - August 01, 2011, 07:51 PM
     far away hug
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #719 - August 08, 2011, 04:13 AM
    When you stay awake throughout the night caned and you are being called into the dining room for sahur, but you put it off until munches started to kick in and you went to the dining room only to be told that its only 5 minutes remain to call adhan, then you said no problem you are fast eater but deep inside your mind you know you are going to eat even after they call adhan. Grin
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
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