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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #870 - January 02, 2012, 07:01 AM

Quote from: Artemis on January 01, 2012, 09:20 PM
you google how to preform salaat to remember the verses because its been such a long time since you actually performed one

oh man ive done that so many times! i always google "salah" and find the correct one that I need to pray for. I just remember actions now.

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Reply #871 - January 02, 2012, 08:00 AM

Unless im not living in a place where there are two mosques on every street and 90% of inhabitants are musulmis i doubt if i will forget how to do Sallah.

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Reply #872 - January 02, 2012, 01:46 PM

Quote from: Naija Infidel on January 02, 2012, 08:00 AM
Unless im not living in a place where there are two mosques on every street and 90% of inhabitants are musulmis i doubt if i will forget how to do Sallah.

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Reply #873 - January 02, 2012, 09:16 PM

When you are arguing with a Muslim, and they think you are just
a dumb american atheist, and you have to bite your tongue cuz
as soon as they learn you are a kaffir, they put you on ignore! LOL

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Reply #874 - January 03, 2012, 03:39 AM

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as soon as they learn you are a kaffir, they put you on ignore!

Or they think your possessed by a jinn and perform exorcism on you.

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Reply #875 - January 03, 2012, 05:32 AM

Or they think you have become a lunatic.

You know you are an ex-muslim when you begin to delete muslims who cant tolerate your views on facebook

When you begin to lose muslim friends who are aware of your belief, i say Good riddance to them

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Reply #876 - January 07, 2012, 02:37 AM

When you starting to forget that there is such thing called Jumu'ah(friday prayers)

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Reply #877 - January 07, 2012, 10:00 AM

You forget the athaan.

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Reply #878 - January 07, 2012, 12:18 PM

^that would be lovely if such thing happen

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Reply #879 - January 07, 2012, 01:43 PM

*something about halal food*

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Reply #880 - January 07, 2012, 06:15 PM

Quote from: Artemis on January 02, 2012, 01:12 PM
yup, ive even watched youtube videos about it.. its been like over 10 years since I really prayed so its hard not to forget some parts

honestly? All i remember now is... bismillahhhhhh LMAO!!
completely forgot the rest! LOL however, there is one surah
that i memorized that i cant forget no matter how much i try!

but only because of one word that when a Saudi taught it to me,
reminded me of that chocolate Yahoo drink LMAOOOOO

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Reply #881 - January 07, 2012, 09:40 PM

Tsk tsk tsk... Here is the Adhan, memorize it.

4x    Allahu Akbar    God is Greatest
2x    Ash-hadu al-la ilaha illa llah    I bear witness that there is no God except Allah3.
2x   Ash-hadu anna MuħammaduRasulullah    I bear witness that Muhammad is God's Messenger
2x    Hayya 'ala s-salah    Come to salat (prayer, worship)
2x Hayya 'ala 'l-falah    Come to salvation
2x Allāhu akbar    God is greatest
1x La ilaha illallah    There is no god except Allah.
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Reply #882 - January 08, 2012, 05:17 AM

Quote from: Artemis on January 07, 2012, 09:29 PM

yup no joke I do it once in a while just to be cautious.
did you learn arabic? I think thats why im forgetting, arabic and islam are united in my mind, since the quran is the only reason I was forced to learn it. so after giving up on islam I gave up on arabic and have forgotten a lot of it by now..

Well I even started going to Juma without having memorized al fatiha. I just moved my lips
and kept careful watch when to look right and left, and point my finger! LMAOOOOO
I had to be constantly reminded how many rakas, for different prayers.

Yeah, I attempted to learn arabic soley for islam, and was up to reciting 3 or 4
surahs without cheating Hell, it took alot of work
to memorize ANYTHING let alone arabic at my age! HAHHAHAHAHA

Never could get that gh sound. But they reassured me I would get
double jannah points for trying

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Reply #883 - January 08, 2012, 04:33 PM

oh, and i played the youtube al fatiah every salat cuz i kept forgetting the words lol

It was quite difficult for me. But i was very devout and determined to be pleasing to
God. Why? I cant remember!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOO

You know you are an ex muslim when you dodge folks, and shop during prayer times
cuz you dont want anyone from the masjid to see you without a hijab on

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #884 - January 29, 2012, 01:51 PM

When you feel really proud of yourself after putting down Deist on an application form
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Reply #885 - January 30, 2012, 08:58 AM

Other options include no religion, jedi warrior and pirate!

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Reply #886 - February 03, 2012, 07:07 PM

Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on January 02, 2012, 09:16 PM
When you are arguing with a Muslim, and they think you are just
a dumb american atheist, and you have to bite your tongue cuz
as soon as they learn you are a kaffir, they put you on ignore! LOL

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Reply #887 - February 03, 2012, 07:16 PM

Quote from: -Tmp- on December 14, 2011, 06:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHYo71jTvfo

HARAM!! Nasheed with music! HARAM!!!
and yes yes.. lets throw the muslim white convert up on stage too LMAO

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Reply #888 - February 03, 2012, 07:54 PM

When you pity so called Moderate Muslims/Liberals/Progressivs which is struggling to defend islam.

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Reply #889 - February 03, 2012, 08:38 PM

When you tell your ex Imam, I am not MUSLIM any more. That's why you don't see me at mosque anymore.
The day I said that to him he just laughed and said, "you souldn't joke like that. That's haram even if your joking" I wanted to say "fils de pute, ferme ta bouche" (I have a habit of swearing at people in French since most English speaking people don't unerstand what I am saying) but I stopped myslef when I realised he's Algerian so he'll understand French as he must have spoken it in Algeria.

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Reply #890 - February 03, 2012, 09:16 PM

What happened next?

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

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Reply #891 - February 04, 2012, 03:03 PM

@harakaat if your talking to me, he rang my parents and told them 'your son needs to come back to mosque, I think he's going of the good path' and I don't know what he did after, never seen him again.

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Reply #892 - February 04, 2012, 03:19 PM

you know when you are an ex muslim when you cringe
seeing beardos, and then find out they arent even muslim LOL

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #893 - February 14, 2012, 06:35 PM

When you got exposed to so many philosophical works that you consider any Islamic book as useless

When an Islamic book is given to you and you drop it at a place where you wont see it and forget it until the owner of the book asks back for it.

When you cant read more than 2 pages of any type of Islamic Book because you find something ridiculous in it.

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Reply #894 - February 14, 2012, 11:33 PM

I have a book on Gog and Magog that I bought when I was a young Muslim, and I picked it up and dusted it off a couple of days ago, and couldn't stop reading! It was so funny and stupid.

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #895 - February 15, 2012, 12:16 AM

when you slander the religion more than white edl racists
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Reply #896 - February 15, 2012, 12:21 AM

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Reply #897 - February 15, 2012, 12:42 AM

dafuq?

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Reply #898 - February 15, 2012, 12:51 AM

Quote from: ImmortalTech on February 15, 2012, 12:16 AM
when you slander the religion more than white edl racists

Hating Islam =/= hating Muslims.

Hating Islam isn't racism, it's a religion not a race.
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Reply #899 - February 15, 2012, 02:05 AM

Exactly.

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