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 Topic: You know you're an ex muslim when......

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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #510 - March 26, 2011, 12:29 PM
    you know you are an ex musllim when you find out someone is a muslim
    and you are suddenly overwhelmed with pity for them.
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #511 - March 26, 2011, 01:22 PM
    you can't stand to read another article about atheism/religion.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #512 - March 26, 2011, 01:24 PM
    Quote from: Aziz on November 10, 2008, 09:09 PM

    * You declare your religous cousin a god, spread out a prayer mat in front of him and begin worshipping him, just to prove that Allah will not strike me down and to make him feel a bit godlike, though I guess he felt more awkward about it. grin12


    BWAHAHAHAHAH

    Gah I miss Aziz.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #513 - March 26, 2011, 03:05 PM
    Quote from: mufa9a on March 26, 2011, 06:37 AM
    ^ Do people really ask you why you don't do that? Or do you think they are thinking it ?


    Well I know they are thinking it cuz I am the only one not doing it. And sometimes I am on the cell phone during "dua" time so that gives it away too  Cheesy

    I have been asked once in a while so ill just say that its not mandatory.

    It amazes me how something so stupid has become such a norm.
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #514 - March 26, 2011, 05:09 PM
    You must have a real bad reputation amongst them  Cheesy

    akh, that Girl is worldly.

    Couple of colleagues, pass by my office at times on the way to the mosque room and bang on my door. SALAT!!
    I go about my worldly business checking my email , and once i heard one of them say , Poor girl.
    Maybe i looked stressed or maybe i just looked spiritually void. Cheesy
    They have no clue if i pray or not , Prayers are segregated.
    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #515 - March 26, 2011, 11:51 PM
    I am a dude  Wink

    Lets just say that I have a very liberal reputation. I keep my beliefs very quiet but my actions (drinking, eating non halal, not praying) speak louder than words I guess.

    I dont get what u meant above. Why do u pretend to pray ? do they tell u to pray ? and if they feel sorry for you for praying why do u pretend to do so? & are u in a muslim majority country ?
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #516 - March 26, 2011, 11:58 PM
    Quote from: canex on March 26, 2011, 11:51 PM
    I am a dude  Wink

    Damn. You never know the gender of people in here!
    CEMB should have like a sign under their name so that ur not mistaking a girl for guy or vise versa.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #517 - March 27, 2011, 12:00 AM
    Quote from: Hananii on March 26, 2011, 11:58 PM
    Damn. You never know the gender of people in here!
    CEMB should have like a sign under their name so that ur not mistaking a girl for guy or vise versa.



    it's in the profile. click on a name and you'll see the profile
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #518 - March 27, 2011, 12:13 AM
    I knew that...  whistling2
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #519 - March 27, 2011, 12:20 AM
    Quote from: Hananii on March 26, 2011, 11:58 PM
    Damn. You never know the gender of people in here!
    CEMB should have like a sign under their name so that ur not mistaking a girl for guy or vise versa.



    gotta have a bit of mystery  Wink
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #520 - March 27, 2011, 12:32 AM
    When you notice when waiters/waitresses warn you there is pork in the meal you ordered and say, "Yes, thanks for your concern".
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #521 - March 27, 2011, 12:39 AM
     Cheesy Cheesy soooo true. even now its strange for me to say "No thanks i dont have any dietary piggy piggy restrictions"
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #522 - March 27, 2011, 01:11 AM
    Quote from: Hananii on March 27, 2011, 12:13 AM
    I knew that...  whistling2


    Grin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #523 - March 27, 2011, 04:08 AM
    Quote from: mufa9a on March 26, 2011, 05:09 PM
    Couple of colleagues, pass by my office at times on the way to the mosque room and bang on my door. SALAT!!

    That's got to be the most fucking annoying thing.

    Quote from: mufa9a on March 26, 2011, 05:09 PM
    They have no clue if i pray or not , Prayers are segregated.

    Lol.
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #524 - March 27, 2011, 03:18 PM
    Quote from: Hananii on March 26, 2011, 11:58 PM
    Damn. You never know the gender of people in here!
    CEMB should have like a sign under their name so that ur not mistaking a girl for guy or vise versa.


    but that is half the fun! LOL 
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #525 - March 27, 2011, 04:31 PM
    Quote from: canex on March 27, 2011, 12:39 AM
    Cheesy Cheesy soooo true. even now its strange for me to say "No thanks i dont have any dietary piggy piggy restrictions"


    "Dietary restrictions" - a very PC term!
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #526 - March 27, 2011, 07:18 PM
    Quote from: canex on March 26, 2011, 11:51 PM
    I am a dude  Wink

    Lets just say that I have a very liberal reputation. I keep my beliefs very quiet but my actions (drinking, eating non halal, not praying) speak louder than words I guess.

    I dont get what u meant above. Why do u pretend to pray ? do they tell u to pray ? and if they feel sorry for you for praying why do u pretend to do so? & are u in a muslim majority country ?


    LOL...Damn , Not sure why i thought you were a girl! Guess it was the image of you on the phone while everyone was making Dua'a.

    I don't pray. But lately they moved the mosque from the left of my office to the very right. The toilet was on the very very left. So we never had to cross paths unless i was heading that way.  Now a days, twice a day ,i hear "Clink" "Clink" of people walking with their shoes half way worn after wuduu passing by my office to go pray. And a couple of them will bang on the side of my door to let me know what they're up to i guess. and that "it's time".
    That day the guy called me a poor girl, i almost had a revelation that two of them would stop at my office Tongue so i just pretended to be extra engrossed with the text on my screen.
    I don't announce apostasy at work. it's not necessary, just yet:) I'd rather we have a feel for each other so i'm not viewed an infidel.Having said that , I  like the people i work with and how we get a long  and maybe it's for the sole reason that i didn't come out as an ex-muslim, i don't know.im not ready to have that debate,I don't think it's appropriate with some of my colleagues and i don't think it would reach the point of debate now , so why bother ? I'm quite content dealing on a different level.

    And yes, a strictly Muslim Country.

    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #527 - March 30, 2011, 02:33 AM
    You know you are when you get so fed up of faking prayers you start swearing instead reciting Arabic. The other day I terminated my prayer with a "fuck off" to the right shoulder and a "fuck you" to the left shoulder.
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #528 - March 30, 2011, 03:27 AM
    Quote from: zooby on March 30, 2011, 02:33 AM
    The other day I terminated my prayer with a "fuck off" to the right shoulder and a "fuck you" to the left shoulder.

    I really feel your pain.

    Have to take this shit day in, day out. 

    But be careful, don't let others see that you're unhappy to be made to pray, or that could potentially be the start of another problem.
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #529 - March 30, 2011, 05:25 AM
    Quote from: zooby on March 30, 2011, 02:33 AM
    You know you are when you get so fed up of faking prayers you start swearing instead reciting Arabic. The other day I terminated my prayer with a "fuck off" to the right shoulder and a "fuck you" to the left shoulder.


    Awh man you read my mind
    All ideologies are idiotic, whether religious or political, for it is conceptual thinking, the conceptual word, which has so unfortunately divided man.
    - J Krishnamurti
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #530 - March 30, 2011, 06:38 PM
    Quote from: zooby on March 30, 2011, 02:33 AM
    You know you are when you get so fed up of faking prayers you start swearing instead reciting Arabic. The other day I terminated my prayer with a "fuck off" to the right shoulder and a "fuck you" to the left shoulder.


    Makes me look at Prayers in the masjid on a whole new level Smiley






    EDIT: typo,sort of..
    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #531 - March 30, 2011, 06:42 PM
    Quote from: zooby on March 30, 2011, 02:33 AM
    You know you are when you get so fed up of faking prayers you start swearing instead reciting Arabic. The other day I terminated my prayer with a "fuck off" to the right shoulder and a "fuck you" to the left shoulder.

     Cheesy Cheesy
    I shouldn't be here. Really. Shaytan SWT deluded ALL of us. Amen.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #532 - March 30, 2011, 07:00 PM
    Quote from: zooby on March 30, 2011, 02:33 AM
    You know you are when you get so fed up of faking prayers you start swearing instead reciting Arabic. The other day I terminated my prayer with a "fuck off" to the right shoulder and a "fuck you" to the left shoulder.


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #533 - April 13, 2011, 01:00 AM
    Quote from: olweasel on March 30, 2011, 03:27 AM
    I really feel your pain.

    Have to take this shit day in, day out. 

    But be careful, don't let others see that you're unhappy to be made to pray, or that could potentially be the start of another problem.


    Yeah I'm careful, I wouldn't shout it loud in the masjid haha
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #534 - April 13, 2011, 03:45 AM
    Quote from: zooby on April 13, 2011, 01:00 AM
    Yeah I'm careful, I wouldn't shout it loud in the masjid haha

    You know your an ex-Muslim female when you're not afraid to tell a guy that his name means "my penis" ;P
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #535 - April 13, 2011, 04:12 AM
     Cheesy

    No no it's short u not long oo in that

     Cheesy
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #536 - April 13, 2011, 12:47 PM
    Quote from: Hananii on April 13, 2011, 03:45 AM
    You know your an ex-Muslim female when you're not afraid to tell a guy that his name means "my penis" ;P


    I've been told already! thanks for that though.  finmad
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #537 - April 13, 2011, 04:11 PM
    Quote from: Hananii on April 13, 2011, 03:45 AM
    You know your an ex-Muslim female when you're not afraid to tell a guy that his name means "my penis" ;P


    i dont get it  Huh?
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #538 - April 13, 2011, 05:00 PM
    7,2 (10) in abjad.^

    pl. azbaab?
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #539 - April 13, 2011, 08:17 PM
     Huh? Huh? is that arabic or something ?
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
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