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 Topic: You know you're an ex muslim when......

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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #660 - July 26, 2011, 08:19 PM
    When you're typing this in the mosque during maghrib adhaan...
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #661 - July 26, 2011, 08:38 PM
    And you're back on CEMB straight after Cheesy

    Aaddiiiiictiiionnn.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #662 - July 26, 2011, 09:38 PM
    First post! yay! Hi everyone  Smiley

    You know you're an ex-muslim when:
    you're asked about your future travel plans and "must go" places ...and Mecca doesn't even cross your mind.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #663 - July 26, 2011, 09:44 PM
    ^ +1 And welcome Amy parrot
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #664 - July 26, 2011, 09:53 PM
    Thanks Zaiba  Smiley
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #665 - July 26, 2011, 09:54 PM
    I hope you're working on your intro thread! Afro

    bunny
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #666 - July 26, 2011, 10:09 PM
    Yes I am!  Wink
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #667 - July 27, 2011, 02:53 PM
    You can differentiate between a liberal,fundamentalist and a hypocrite muslim.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #668 - July 27, 2011, 03:49 PM
    when you use the incognito tab whenever you log on to cemb  Tongue
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #669 - July 27, 2011, 03:57 PM
    ^yeah, i use to do that whenever i use a desktop at home.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #670 - July 27, 2011, 04:18 PM
    Oh, the joys of owning your own laptop.

    @thread: When you change into your Muslim attire only when visiting friends and snatch it off the minute you leave.
    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #671 - July 27, 2011, 10:34 PM
    ^^ By that u mean the hijab right ?

    Quote from: Amy on July 26, 2011, 09:38 PM
    First post! yay! Hi everyone  Smiley

    You know you're an ex-muslim when:
    you're asked about your future travel plans and "must go" places ...and Mecca doesn't even cross your mind.


    good god thats soooooo true!! i wanna visit angkor wat, jerusalem, the vatican but Mecca ? never!!
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #672 - July 28, 2011, 06:13 PM
    When 'CEMBing' becomes a word in your vocabulary.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #673 - July 28, 2011, 07:45 PM
    Quote from: canex on July 27, 2011, 10:34 PM
    ^^ By that u mean the hijab right ?

     Hijab, abayas, shaylas, under shirts w/ long sleeves, closed-toed shoes, etc. My friends are super hardcore Jordanian Muslims with very little tolerance for Westernized ideas and fashion and such. They live here too, which makes the irony almost unbearable.
    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #674 - July 28, 2011, 07:56 PM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on July 27, 2011, 02:53 PM
    You can differentiate between a liberal,fundamentalist and a hypocrite muslim.

    This caught my attention. How is a liberal Muslim not a hypocrite?
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #675 - July 29, 2011, 12:12 PM
    When you pray 5 times a day just to please your parents and ask for a favour from them. I do that once in a while.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #676 - July 29, 2011, 01:36 PM
    I've been that doing that for a while now. Only 7 more weeks! Hopefully.  dance

    @thread - when you're out with Muslims and they look at you funny because you told them you're going to order *insert haram food* at wherever you're eating.

    When you fail at laughing it off.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #677 - July 29, 2011, 01:57 PM
    Quote
    I've been that doing that for a while now. Only 7 more weeks! Hopefully. 


    Looks like we are praying to parents for favours not Allah. Parents are our Gods  Grin

    WTH am i talking about?. Damn im caned *logs off*
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #678 - July 29, 2011, 02:02 PM
    Parents are your gods as long as you are dependent on them.  Then they are just your demi gods when you move away until you eventually apostasise from them too.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #679 - July 29, 2011, 03:14 PM
    I got myself a new siggy Afro
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #680 - July 29, 2011, 08:56 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on July 29, 2011, 02:02 PM
    Parents are your gods as long as you are dependent on them.  Then they are just your demi gods when you move away until you eventually apostasise from them too.




    Maybe thats true for everyone as a baby/small child, but I don't think the relationship is quite so straightforward as a kid starts getting older. Depends on the parents of course, but I've never got anything like that feeling growing up.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #681 - July 31, 2011, 08:43 AM
    It’s actually spelled apostatise. As in –tise, not –sise.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #682 - July 31, 2011, 08:49 AM
    I have been spelling it wrong since I became one it would seem then.  Grin

    Quote from: asbdsp#J on July 29, 2011, 08:56 PM
    Maybe thats true for everyone as a baby/small child, but I don't think the relationship is quite so straightforward as a kid starts getting older. Depends on the parents of course, but I've never got anything like that feeling growing up.


    It always depends on the parents of course, maybe god isn't the right word, but tyrant, controller, over lord, I see no difference.  I prayed for them, because they would beat the shit out of me if I didn't.

    As a teen they could not control me since I left home, but through that old belief in my god/parents, they controlled me somewhat through my desire to be accepted.

    As a grown up I reject them in full.

    But not everyone would have had that same experience, so yeah depends on the parents.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #683 - July 31, 2011, 03:20 PM
    I believe in ‘Arabi people to refer to the overlord/tyrant/source of worship/etc. as مـعـبـود (ma‘bud).
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #684 - August 01, 2011, 12:24 AM
    Quote from: Lara91 on July 31, 2011, 04:06 PM
    When you´re scared about talking in your sleep.

    When you have to google/youtube how to preform salat because you´re starting to forget and are afraid of someone asking you something about it. 

    When you love gummy bears with gelatine more than other kinds whistling2


    yeah i was in syria for 7 weeks and I'm glad my grandmother doesnt know english. I know I sleep talk.

    Today me and this girl were talking about the differences in salat and by accident i blurted "i havent prayed in awhile". she didnt say anything though.

    and Im so fucking glad that skittles are now halal because I would be in so much shit because I eat non halal all the time without thinking about my surroundings
    I wish parents everywhere could remove their veil of religion and see their kids for whom they actually are.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #685 - August 01, 2011, 01:38 AM
    Quote from: Lara91 on July 31, 2011, 04:06 PM
    When you´re scared about talking in your sleep.

    wow i thought i was the only one who worried about that!!
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #686 - August 01, 2011, 02:05 AM
    Quote from: abdalwali on December 19, 2008, 05:20 PM
    You know you're an ex-Muslim when some hideous atrocity or rampage over nothing occurs intead of cringing and thinking "Why brothers? Why?" You just think to yourself, "Ah well, it's them fucktard Muslims again."

    Didn't realise this was a place for non-Muslims to get together in order to bash Muslims. Idiot.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #687 - August 01, 2011, 04:16 AM
    Quote from: TheLeader on August 01, 2011, 02:05 AM
    Didn't realise this was a place for non-Muslims to get together in order to bash Muslims. Idiot.


    I didn't read it as a generalization. To me, it sounded like he was saying the Muslims doing it are "fucktards", not that Muslims in general are "fucktards".

    Also, did you really need to call him an "idiot"?
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #688 - August 01, 2011, 04:19 AM
    Quote from: MisterMisfit on July 28, 2011, 07:56 PM
    This caught my attention. How is a liberal Muslim not a hypocrite?


    Islam is not homogeneous. A (ideologically, not just de facto) liberal Muslim follows liberal Islam. It's not that he/she halfheartedly follows orthodox Islam.

    I've known atheist Muslim Buddhists. Hypocritical/self-contradictory? Not necessarily.
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #689 - August 01, 2011, 07:30 AM
    You dream constantly about CEMB.
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