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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #930 - April 16, 2012, 06:43 PM
    Quote from: harakaat on April 12, 2012, 02:09 PM
    When you're in English class discussing religion and you realize you're more knowledgeable about Islam than the Muslims in your class, more knowledgeable about Christianity than the Christians, and no one knows the first thing about atheism. -__-


    +1
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #931 - April 16, 2012, 06:49 PM
    ^Also when you can talk about politics with the muslims because they always come to the conclusion that Americans hates Arabs and Muslims,plus there is a conspiracy behind it. Always with the conspiracy theories. Its annoying.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #932 - August 14, 2012, 12:13 AM
    You avoid running into muslims you know during Friday
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #933 - August 14, 2012, 12:18 AM
    When "Jesus Fucking Christ!" is one of your standard go-to exclamations.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #934 - August 14, 2012, 09:06 AM
    ^I still do that Grin

    When you wake up in the morning of ramadan thinking of what to eat and which restaurant to sneak into
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #935 - August 17, 2012, 03:53 AM
    When you giggle during friday khutbas cuz u know it's bullshit  cool2
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #936 - August 17, 2012, 04:27 AM
    When you automatically say 'Bismillah' under your breath whenever you are starting a journey, be it a quick run to the supermarket or an airplane trip halfway around the world.
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #937 - August 17, 2012, 04:34 AM
    when you feels there's nothing special about ramadan, especially at night regarding djinn, satan ect and concluded it's just psychological
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #938 - August 17, 2012, 08:11 AM
    When you look more suspicious than a shop lifter when shopping for snacks in Tesco's during ramadan.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #939 - August 17, 2012, 05:20 PM
    When your hand automatically looks for a lota even when your in a public bathroom.
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #940 - August 17, 2012, 08:22 PM
    Quote from: paranoid on April 10, 2012, 10:41 PM
    when you're watching Islamic program on tv makes you want to barf.


     Cheesy Cheesy


    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #941 - August 25, 2012, 12:38 AM
    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on August 17, 2012, 05:20 PM
    When your hand automatically looks for a lota even when your in a public bathroom.

    You mean you don’t carry one around with you?!
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #942 - August 26, 2012, 03:12 PM
    When you accidently say to a Muslim friend 'dont eat that marshmallow or Allah will ass-rape you in hell.'
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #943 - August 26, 2012, 09:59 PM
    Quote from: JackV on August 26, 2012, 03:12 PM
    When you accidently say to a Muslim friend 'dont eat that marshmallow or Allah will ass-rape you in hell.'

  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #944 - August 31, 2012, 11:15 PM
    When you have to take the condoms and tampons out of your purse before going on a trip with your family, just in case. (I have a 1-year old nephew who loves to explore so you never know what could happen there! hahaha)

    Actually, more so the condoms (and they're pretty pointless to carry around in this heat anyway, that will likely ruin them over time) than tampons lol, since they're more incriminating, but at least tampons I could raise an argument for.
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #945 - August 31, 2012, 11:22 PM
    Condoms are issued to special forces for being able to contain around 3 litres of water (though you need to stick it in a sock or a tied shirt sleeve first).
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #946 - September 10, 2012, 02:19 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 09, 2008, 09:35 AM
    You panic if a muslim stranger asks you if you are a muslim.

    You read more religious stuff than any of your friends.

    You are trying pork out for the first time in like forever.

    You turn every conversation into a "did you know mohammed this, and did you know mohammed that" scene.

    You look at hijabis and feel sad.

    You finally understand the israel/palestine situation.

    You finally own a mini skirt or two.

    (think of more to add)  Tongue

    Hahahha

    This is exactly what happened with me (except the pork one)

    And yes I got (at least) two mini skirts even though I'm still wearing my abaya and burqa!
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #947 - September 10, 2012, 07:35 AM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on August 31, 2012, 11:22 PM
    Condoms are issued to special forces for being able to contain around 3 litres of water (though you need to stick it in a sock or a tied shirt sleeve first).


    Hahahaha, i remember when we are kids we once try and fill it with water just to test it elasticity and see how much it can contain before it burst.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #948 - September 16, 2012, 11:19 AM
    ..when you have to grow back your monobrow, stache and body hair before going to visit the fam -_-
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #949 - September 17, 2012, 11:04 PM
    Quote from: Jema on September 16, 2012, 11:19 AM
    ..when you have to grow back your monobrow, stache and body hair before going to visit the fam -_-


    Pics or it didn't happen.  Tongue
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #950 - September 18, 2012, 01:57 AM
    Quote from: Jema on September 16, 2012, 11:19 AM
    ..when you have to grow back your monobrow, stache and body hair before going to visit the fam -_-

     

    phew so i'm not the only man on this forum that plucks his unibrow..
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #951 - September 18, 2012, 11:24 AM
    Jema's not a man. Tongue
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #952 - September 18, 2012, 01:20 PM
    Yay Jema! Unibrow sister  far away hug
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #953 - September 18, 2012, 01:35 PM
    I have one too. Cry
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #954 - September 18, 2012, 02:15 PM
    It's a weekly battle for us, isn't it.
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #955 - September 18, 2012, 02:25 PM
    Quote from: Jema on September 16, 2012, 11:19 AM
    ..when you have to grow back your monobrow, stache and body hair before going to visit the fam -_-


     Cheesy Cheesy

    My family actively encourage the girls to shave and pluck, even though it's unislamic. her idea is that you have to please your husband and looking good = getting a husband and keeping his attention.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #956 - September 18, 2012, 02:29 PM
    Quote from: Yume89 on September 10, 2012, 02:19 AM
    Hahahha

    This is exactly what happened with me (except the pork one)

    And yes I got (at least) two mini skirts even though I'm still wearing my abaya and burqa!


    Yea, i bet, those religious police are horrible over there from what I've seen.  Even minus that, the men would think you were up for anything they wanted.   no

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #957 - September 18, 2012, 03:25 PM
    Maybe when you no longer feel so happy when your period starts -_-
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #958 - September 18, 2012, 06:07 PM
    Quote from: asbie on September 17, 2012, 11:04 PM
    Pics or it didn't happen.  Tongue

    Think Chewbaca.

    Quote from: TheDarkRebel on September 18, 2012, 01:57 AM
    phew so i'm not the only man on this forum that plucks his unibrow..

    Quote from: Solara on September 18, 2012, 11:24 AM
    Jema's not a man. Tongue

     Cheesy shhhhhhhh Solara.

    Quote from: Naerys on September 18, 2012, 01:20 PM
    Yay Jema! Unibrow sister  far away hug

    ROFL Unibrow sisters unite dance
    It looked like the McDonald's M logo above my eyes when I went to see them -__-

    Quote from: BerberElla on September 18, 2012, 02:25 PM
    Cheesy Cheesy

    My family actively encourage the girls to shave and pluck, even though it's unislamic. her idea is that you have to please your husband and looking good = getting a husband and keeping his attention.

     
    My mum thinks looks shouldn't play a part. She thinks you're more likely to find a 'faithful' husband that way. Shaving, plucking, make-up etc is like a bonus in a game your husband can only unlock once he marries you -_- Either mentality is fucked.
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #959 - September 19, 2012, 11:30 PM
    Quote from: Jema on September 18, 2012, 06:07 PM
    Think Chewbaca.


    If I could consistently wank using only my imagination I wouldn't need internet pornography. Please try to keep up with the times.  Tongue
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
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