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 Topic: Do you have a demon?

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  • Do you have a demon?
     OP - November 10, 2008, 09:22 PM
    Find out if you're possessed, or at risk of possession......

    http://www.demontest.com/

    My score

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    Your test score is 14
    You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession.


    Phew! Cheesy
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #1 - November 10, 2008, 09:26 PM
    Your test score is 37
    You are at high risk for demonic oppression/possession.


    And i answered honestly too  Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #2 - November 10, 2008, 09:33 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 10, 2008, 09:26 PM
    Your test score is 37
    You are at high risk for demonic oppression/possession.


    And i answered honestly too  Cheesy


    Cool.  Now you have an excuse to go on a priest killing spree and do naughty things with crucifixes. 

    I'm a bit jealous. Angry
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #3 - November 10, 2008, 09:35 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 10, 2008, 09:33 PM
    Cool.  Now you have an excuse to go on a priest killing spree and do naughty things with crucifixes.

    YouTube. cool2
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #4 - November 10, 2008, 09:37 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 10, 2008, 09:33 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 10, 2008, 09:26 PM
    Your test score is 37
    You are at high risk for demonic oppression/possession.


    And i answered honestly too  Cheesy


    Cool.  Now you have an excuse to go on a priest killing spree and do naughty things with crucifixes. 

    I'm a bit jealous. Angry


    Dunno - judging from your reply, Cheetah, the test seems lousy... you ought to have come out red alert!  Cheesy
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #5 - November 10, 2008, 09:40 PM
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    Dunno - judging from your reply, Cheetah, the test seems lousy... you ought to have come out red alert!


    Well, quite.  I thought I would be a shoo in, but apparently not.  Its some Protestant fundie church, I think.  I'm sure a Catholic test would find my demon in no time. devil girl
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #6 - November 10, 2008, 09:41 PM
    The test is lousy. Check this question:

    "11) Do you know of ancestors who committed murder, suicide, or sexual perversion?"

    The three choices for answers are:

    a/ Never (means this has never been a serious problem to you).
    b/ In the past (refers to things that you previously did but no longer do).
    c/ Currently (indicates something that is an issue in your life now).

    Now, explain to me how your ancestors' actions could be an issue in your life now.  Roll Eyes
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #7 - November 10, 2008, 09:43 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 10, 2008, 09:40 PM
    Quote
    Dunno - judging from your reply, Cheetah, the test seems lousy... you ought to have come out red alert!


    Well, quite.  I thought I would be a shoo in, but apparently not.  Its some Protestant fundie church, I think.  I'm sure a Catholic test would find my demon in no time. devil girl


    Guess, that´s why you´re not going to church or confession any more!  whistling2 dance
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #8 - November 10, 2008, 09:45 PM
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    Now, explain to me how your ancestors' actions could be an issue in your life now.


    Maybe if one of your parents/grandparents was a practising serial killer or sex offender? 

    It is a shit question though - I mean, is demon possession hereditary?
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #9 - November 10, 2008, 09:46 PM
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    Guess, that´s why you´re not going to church or confession any more!


    No, no.  Its weird but whenever I get too close to a church I start spewing pea soup.  No idea why. idiot2
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #10 - November 10, 2008, 09:46 PM
    Quote
    I mean, is demon possession hereditary?


    Mebbe to the demon´s offspring?  Afro
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #11 - November 10, 2008, 09:47 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 10, 2008, 09:46 PM
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    Guess, that´s why you´re not going to church or confession any more!


    No, no.  Its weird but whenever I get too close to a church I start spewing pea soup.  No idea why. idiot2


    Meh! No test necessary... everybody would (or anyway should) spew out pea soup. Disgusting stuff! cool2
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #12 - November 10, 2008, 09:48 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 10, 2008, 09:45 PM
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    Now, explain to me how your ancestors' actions could be an issue in your life now.

    Maybe if one of your parents/grandparents was a practising serial killer or sex offender?

    That's called "aristocracy".
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #13 - November 10, 2008, 09:49 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on November 10, 2008, 09:48 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 10, 2008, 09:45 PM
    Quote
    Now, explain to me how your ancestors' actions could be an issue in your life now.

    Maybe if one of your parents/grandparents was a practising serial killer or sex offender?

    That's called "aristocracy".


    Only in Oz, though!  bunny
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #14 - November 10, 2008, 09:50 PM
    True. In Europe they require a few extra generations.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #15 - November 10, 2008, 09:51 PM
    I answered honestly too and got this:

    Your test score is 28
    You are at moderate risk for demonic oppression/possession.

    Funny thing is I lost my virginity at age 28.
    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #16 - November 10, 2008, 09:52 PM
    Was she delightfully demonic?
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #17 - November 10, 2008, 09:53 PM
    Your test score is 25
    You are at moderate risk for demonic oppression/possession.

     bunny
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #18 - November 10, 2008, 09:55 PM
    See, this is what apostasy will do to you.  dance
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #19 - November 10, 2008, 09:58 PM
    Berbs is still queen of the demons with a score of 37.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #20 - November 10, 2008, 10:01 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 10, 2008, 09:58 PM
    Berbs is still queen of the demons with a score of 37.


    I think I already am possessed lol  dance
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #21 - November 10, 2008, 10:49 PM
    Your test score is 16
    You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession.

    Damn.
    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #22 - November 10, 2008, 11:17 PM
    Quote from: Jack Torrance on November 10, 2008, 10:49 PM
    Your test score is 16
    You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession.

    Damn.


    You either lied in the exam or you are lying about your score, so what is it jack ?

     Cheesy Cheesy
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #23 - November 11, 2008, 12:03 AM
    Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on November 10, 2008, 11:17 PM
    Quote from: Jack Torrance on November 10, 2008, 10:49 PM
    Your test score is 16
    You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession.

    Damn.


    You either lied in the exam or you are lying about your score, so what is it jack ?

     Cheesy Cheesy



    I answered truthfully. Whassamatter, I seem posessed??? Cry
    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #24 - November 11, 2008, 12:13 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on November 10, 2008, 09:52 PM
    Was she delightfully demonic?

    Oh aye. Though I kinda ruined things by confessing, in the post–coital phase, about my fears regarding fornication and allah damning me to hell for my obliterating 70 years of worship in one single act. I tell you, it’s a good thing she was already lying down!
    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #25 - November 11, 2008, 12:21 AM
    Quote from: Pazuzu on November 11, 2008, 12:13 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on November 10, 2008, 09:52 PM
    Was she delightfully demonic?

    Oh aye. Though I kinda ruined things by confessing, in the post–coital phase, about my fears regarding fornication and allah damning me to hell for my obliterating 70 years of worship in one single act. I tell you, it’s a good thing she was already lying down!



    She was 70? Oh my lordy wacko
    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #26 - November 11, 2008, 12:26 AM
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    This Test is the result of more than 30 years of research and thousands of hours in personal ministry with troubled souls. Through this vast experience I have been able, with God's help, to design this test to quickly determine an individual's spiritual needs.


    Holy crap.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #27 - November 11, 2008, 02:37 PM
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     Cheesy

    Quote
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     Lmao


    I laughed so hard, I almost threw up...



    Of all the ridiculous things gullible people will spend their hard-earned money on....  Snap out of it Snap out of it Snap out of it Snap out of it      Cheesy
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #28 - November 11, 2008, 02:53 PM
    Your laughter is infectious  Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #29 - November 11, 2008, 02:55 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 11, 2008, 02:53 PM
    Your laughter is infectious  Cheesy


    As are demons!  dance
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