I have a book about the Sahaba lying around
The Sahaba used to lay around!?
Cool - now when I'm told to stop "lying around" I can say, "I'm just following what the companions did. There is even a book about them lying around. It's a bit boring, mind you. It's all:
'Waaasuuuup Ibn Abbas mah man!" "Yo there abu Hurayra give me five and take a dive - just chilling with mah... erm... woman - she's in the back there rustling up some halal burgers - here have a Bud and llay around wiv me dude!"
etc...
It definitely needs a plot twist.