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  • Amazon
     OP - December 23, 2008, 05:00 AM
    Its 4:30 in the morning and I've just been browsing amazon.com (dont ask). I was a bit puzzled as to why the website has recommended 'Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto' to me , until I noticed the little tag saying
    'Recommended because you purchased The Qur'an (Oxford World's Classics)'!
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  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #1 - December 23, 2008, 05:03 AM
    The next recommendation based on the fact that I once bought the Quran is even better : The Art of War, by Sun Tzu!  Cheesy
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  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #2 - December 23, 2008, 05:05 AM
    Next recommendation : Mein Kampf!!

     Cheesy
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  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #3 - December 23, 2008, 05:26 AM
    That's sad, and funny.
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  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #4 - December 23, 2008, 08:02 AM
     LOL well if anyone ever tries to say they don't go hand in hand you can always tell them amazon says they are.  Cheesy
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  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #5 - December 23, 2008, 09:05 AM
    The Art of War is worth reading but I'd give Mein Kampf a miss. parrot
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  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #6 - December 23, 2008, 09:06 AM
    It's a kaffir conspiracy, they have intentionally made out that the Noble Quran is in the same league as those book.

    Amazon must be run by zionists.  Jew
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  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #7 - December 23, 2008, 09:12 AM
    Well look at the name. Obviously it's a conspiracy to get good little muslimahs to forget their proper place.
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  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #8 - December 23, 2008, 09:13 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 23, 2008, 09:12 AM
    Well look at the name. Obviously it's a conspiracy to get good little muslimahs to forget their proper place.


    And to chop off a boob, come on ladies, chopping off boobs is the new wonder bra.  parrot
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  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #9 - December 23, 2008, 09:16 AM
    Not really necessary these days since bows are kind of outdated in the weaponry department. Which reminds me, how come modern female Olympic archers don't have to knock a tit off?
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  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #10 - December 23, 2008, 09:17 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 23, 2008, 09:16 AM
    Not really necessary these days since bows are kind of outdated in the weaponry department. Which reminds me, how come modern female Olympic archers don't have to knock a tit off?


    Because they knew you'd be upset at the loss of boobies to the world duh.  Tongue
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  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #11 - December 23, 2008, 09:19 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on December 23, 2008, 09:13 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 23, 2008, 09:12 AM
    Well look at the name. Obviously it's a conspiracy to get good little muslimahs to forget their proper place.


    And to chop off a boob, come on ladies, chopping off boobs is the new wonder bra.  parrot


    One want ladies to chop of there boobs cause you aint got non init....Sahara most e so flat she makes the walls jealous.  Cheesy

    Dont worry Sahara am sure someone has made you a appointment at the clinic for a boob job as a Xmas present ! No wonder your celebrating it.  Tongue
    Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

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  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #12 - December 23, 2008, 09:22 AM
    Quote from: Jihadi on December 23, 2008, 09:19 AM

    One want ladies to chop of there boobs cause you aint got non init....Sahara most e so flat she makes the walls jealous.  Cheesy

    Dont worry Sahara am sure someone has made you a appointment at the clinic for a boob job as a Xmas present ! No wonder your celebrating it.  Tongue


    Haha but what I lack in boobage I make up for with an ass to die for, what can I say, I'm just gorgeous.  bunny
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #13 - December 23, 2008, 09:24 AM
    I tried to read Mein Kampf. Ranty shit.

    Amazons chopped off a tit? What?
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  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #14 - December 23, 2008, 09:24 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on December 23, 2008, 09:22 AM
    Quote from: Jihadi on December 23, 2008, 09:19 AM

    One want ladies to chop of there boobs cause you aint got non init....Sahara most e so flat she makes the walls jealous.  Cheesy

    Dont worry Sahara am sure someone has made you a appointment at the clinic for a boob job as a Xmas present ! No wonder your celebrating it.  Tongue


    Haha but what I lack in boobage I make up for with an ass to die for, what can I say, I'm just gorgeous.  bunny

    Tis true. That ass totally rocks. As for the other, you can always claim quality not quantity.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #15 - December 23, 2008, 09:26 AM
    Quote from: awais on December 23, 2008, 09:24 AM
    I tried to read Mein Kampf. Ranty shit.

    Amazons chopped off a tit? What?

    Mazos is ancient Greek for breast and "a" is the privative prefix. Amazon means "without a breast". The story is that one was removed so they could draw a bow full stretch.
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  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #16 - December 23, 2008, 09:26 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on December 23, 2008, 09:22 AM
    Quote from: Jihadi on December 23, 2008, 09:19 AM

    One want ladies to chop of there boobs cause you aint got non init....Sahara most e so flat she makes the walls jealous.  Cheesy

    Dont worry Sahara am sure someone has made you a appointment at the clinic for a boob job as a Xmas present ! No wonder your celebrating it.  Tongue


    Haha but what I lack in boobage I make up for with an ass to die for, what can I say, I'm just gorgeous.  bunny


    Hahaha....How do you clean your arse by the way ? Do you use the Muslim way with cleaning it with water ? or the Dirty Kafir way of just wiping their arse with tissue with the hand they eat with wich leaves skid marks.  Cheesy
    Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

    Malcolm X aka Al-Hajj Malik Al-Shabazz. (Great Muslim convert)
  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #17 - December 23, 2008, 09:27 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 23, 2008, 09:24 AM
    Tis true. That ass totally rocks. As for the other, you can always claim quality not quantity.


    Aww thanks hugs lol
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  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #18 - December 23, 2008, 09:27 AM
    Quote from: Jihadi on December 23, 2008, 09:26 AM

    Hahaha....How do you clean your arse by the way ? Do you use the Muslim way with cleaning it with water ? or the Dirty Kafir way of just wiping their arse with tissue with the hand they eat with wich leaves skid marks.  Cheesy


    Sounds like someone never mastered the art of wiping with wet wipes.  Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #19 - December 24, 2008, 04:29 PM
    Quote from: Jihadi on December 23, 2008, 09:26 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on December 23, 2008, 09:22 AM
    Quote from: Jihadi on December 23, 2008, 09:19 AM

    One want ladies to chop of there boobs cause you aint got non init....Sahara most e so flat she makes the walls jealous.  Cheesy

    Dont worry Sahara am sure someone has made you a appointment at the clinic for a boob job as a Xmas present ! No wonder your celebrating it.  Tongue


    Haha but what I lack in boobage I make up for with an ass to die for, what can I say, I'm just gorgeous.  bunny


    Hahaha....How do you clean your arse by the way ? Do you use the Muslim way with cleaning it with water ? or the Dirty Kafir way of just wiping their arse with tissue with the hand they eat with wich leaves skid marks.  Cheesy

    Cleaning with water is not the muslim way. The only hadith we have of muhammad, someone described him wiping his ass with a stone and then wiping his finger on the wall beside him.
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  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #20 - December 24, 2008, 09:37 PM
    Quote from: Baal
    Cleaning with water is not the muslim way. The only hadith we have of muhammad, someone described him wiping his ass with a stone and then wiping his finger on the wall beside him.



    EWW!!! Tongue
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  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #21 - December 25, 2008, 10:01 PM
    Actually, there ARE sahih ahadith of Muhammad using water for ablutions... which some small boy then drinks!!
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  • Re: Amazon
     Reply #22 - December 29, 2008, 07:51 AM
    Quote from: Baal on December 24, 2008, 04:29 PM
    Quote from: Jihadi on December 23, 2008, 09:26 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on December 23, 2008, 09:22 AM
    Quote from: Jihadi on December 23, 2008, 09:19 AM

    One want ladies to chop of there boobs cause you aint got non init....Sahara most e so flat she makes the walls jealous.  Cheesy

    Dont worry Sahara am sure someone has made you a appointment at the clinic for a boob job as a Xmas present ! No wonder your celebrating it.  Tongue


    Haha but what I lack in boobage I make up for with an ass to die for, what can I say, I'm just gorgeous.  bunny


    Hahaha....How do you clean your arse by the way ? Do you use the Muslim way with cleaning it with water ? or the Dirty Kafir way of just wiping their arse with tissue with the hand they eat with wich leaves skid marks.  Cheesy

    Cleaning with water is not the muslim way. The only hadith we have of muhammad, someone described him wiping his ass with a stone and then wiping his finger on the wall beside him.




    I beg to differ baal...

    sahih bukhari: 1.479:
    Narrated Anas Ibn Malik: Whenever the Prophet went for answering the call of nature, I and another boy used to go after him with a staff, a stick or a short spear (or stick) and a tumbler of water and when he finished from answering the call of nature we would hand that tumbler of water to him...
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