Yeah sure, but I'd be amused about the Jesus one. I'm an equal opportunity amused bloke.
Something like this, set to one of those oh so-funny cod-reggae beats?
Bearded hippy, nailed to the cross
Screaming and crying 'But I'm the boss!'
'No you're fucking not' cried the assorted folk
'You're nothing but a kerb crawler, looking for a poke.'
'Just coz I hang with my prostitute brethren,
Don't make me a punter, like all the other men'
'Yeah yeah' they laughed, 'then what's happened to your dick?'
'Oh that wasn't my fault, Daddy gave me the snip.'