I'm the captains best friend, he said as long as I stop sleeping with the sailors I could have my sake no problemo.
The Captain is a she, you cant sleep with the sailors. There is no sake
Yes, the captain is a she, and SHE is my best buddy, and SHE rules the ship not you, and SHE said I couldn't sleep with the sailors..........but in truth that's only cos she wants em all to herself.

I think you'll find Im her FIRST MATE on this ship.
I am her best mate and I do everything for her. You dont.
She did not tell me about you. Get off the ship or learn to behave,
