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 Topic: Dante's Inferno

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  • Dante's Inferno
     OP - January 22, 2009, 04:10 PM
    http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

    Answer the questions and the test will banish you to the appropriate level of hell Tongue  GoodVsBad


    Level 6 here I come... devil girl

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #1 - January 22, 2009, 04:20 PM
    You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

    Level Who are sent there? Score
    Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very High
    Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  High
    Level 2  Lustful  Very Low
    Level 3  Gluttonous  High
    Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Very Low
    Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very Low
    Level 7  Violent  Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Very Low
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #2 - January 22, 2009, 04:21 PM
    Fifth Level of Hell

    The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

    Haha, seems now I have the decency you naughty girl.  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #3 - January 22, 2009, 04:23 PM
    Im not even in hell. Go me !!!!!!!
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #4 - January 22, 2009, 04:27 PM
    Seventh Level of Hell

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


    Quod est inferius est sicut quod est superius,
    et quod est superius est sicut quod est inferius,
    ad perpetranda miracula rei unius.
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #5 - January 22, 2009, 04:28 PM
    Your fate has been decided....
    You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

    First Level of Hell - Limbo

    Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #6 - January 22, 2009, 04:29 PM
    We'll all be in hell pointing up and laughing with, all trapped with the goody two shoes of the world, wearing a diaper and wings, mark my words young man.  bunny
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #7 - January 22, 2009, 04:29 PM
    wow.... I feel evil  wacko


    Quod est inferius est sicut quod est superius,
    et quod est superius est sicut quod est inferius,
    ad perpetranda miracula rei unius.
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #8 - January 22, 2009, 04:30 PM
    Quote from: belladonnasix on January 22, 2009, 04:27 PM
    Seventh Level of Hell

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.



     mysmilie_977 Now I'm trying to figure out what questions you answered to get such a score.......eek  hiding
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #9 - January 22, 2009, 04:30 PM
    Quote from: belladonnasix on January 22, 2009, 04:29 PM
    wow.... I feel evil  wacko


    That's because..............wait for it..................YOU ARE.  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #10 - January 22, 2009, 04:30 PM
    I guess Hell will be a wonderful thing, we will not get religious fundies there  bunny
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #11 - January 22, 2009, 04:31 PM
    You guys are disgustingly hellishly evilisly naughty.  Cheesy
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #12 - January 22, 2009, 04:32 PM
    Quote from: learn2bcalm on January 22, 2009, 04:30 PM
    I guess Hell will be a wonderful thing, we will not get religious fundies there  bunny


    Burn baby burn, burn baby burn.......................... whistling2 just saying  whistling2
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #13 - January 22, 2009, 04:34 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on January 22, 2009, 04:32 PM
    Quote from: learn2bcalm on January 22, 2009, 04:30 PM
    I guess Hell will be a wonderful thing, we will not get religious fundies there  bunny


    Burn baby burn, burn baby burn.......................... whistling2 just saying  whistling2


    Disco inferno. Ozonedance


    Mind you this is dantes inferno, and you don't get entrance to the VIP club.  (very incinerated people)  Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #14 - January 22, 2009, 04:35 PM
    I know you are jealous MSingh
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #15 - January 22, 2009, 04:35 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2009, 04:34 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on January 22, 2009, 04:32 PM
    Quote from: learn2bcalm on January 22, 2009, 04:30 PM
    I guess Hell will be a wonderful thing, we will not get religious fundies there  bunny


    Burn baby burn, burn baby burn.......................... whistling2 just saying  whistling2


    Disco inferno. Ozonedance


    Mind you this is dantes inferno, and you don't get entrance to the VIP club.  (very incinerated people)  Cheesy


    Ill be in Purgatory all nice and unburnt, just waiting for someone to pray my ass outta there. lol

    You'll be reduced to ashes only to be shitted on for eternity by minotaurs who had a bit too much to eat
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #16 - January 22, 2009, 04:36 PM
    Quote from: learn2bcalm on January 22, 2009, 04:35 PM
    I know you are jealous MSingh


    Im dieing with jealousy.
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #17 - January 22, 2009, 04:49 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on January 22, 2009, 04:36 PM
    Quote from: learn2bcalm on January 22, 2009, 04:35 PM
    I know you are jealous MSingh


    Im dieing with jealousy.


    OF jealousy! OF!  finmad




    Quod est inferius est sicut quod est superius,
    et quod est superius est sicut quod est inferius,
    ad perpetranda miracula rei unius.
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #18 - January 22, 2009, 04:51 PM
    Quote from: belladonnasix on January 22, 2009, 04:49 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on January 22, 2009, 04:36 PM
    Quote from: learn2bcalm on January 22, 2009, 04:35 PM
    I know you are jealous MSingh


    Im dieing with jealousy.


    OF jealousy! OF!  finmad





    No. That's my friend. He died with me. Jella See. His family are top for farming
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #19 - January 23, 2009, 01:55 AM
    Just like belladonnasix, I am banished to the 7th level of hell. Weird that!
    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #20 - January 23, 2009, 05:58 AM
    those were some stupid questions. Tongue
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #21 - January 23, 2009, 06:22 AM
    Quote from: awais on January 23, 2009, 05:58 AM
    those were some stupid questions. Tongue


    Have you wished bad things upon your fellow countrymen?

    yes. yes I have.....  whistling2


    Quod est inferius est sicut quod est superius,
    et quod est superius est sicut quod est inferius,
    ad perpetranda miracula rei unius.
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #22 - January 23, 2009, 09:17 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2009, 04:21 PM
    Fifth Level of Hell

    The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

    Haha, seems now I have the decency you naughty girl.  Tongue

    Pussy! Tongue

    How on earth did Bella and Pazuzu get to level 7?! that's just evil!!
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #23 - January 23, 2009, 01:23 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on January 23, 2009, 09:17 AM

    Pussy! Tongue

    How on earth did Bella and Pazuzu get to level 7?! that's just evil!!


    No idea, got wonder what kind of people lurk behind those names.  Cheesy

    Well I still got level 3 in sexual hell, so I;m good.  dance
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #24 - January 23, 2009, 02:40 PM
    Purgatory rules. I can get to heaven.
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #25 - January 23, 2009, 02:54 PM
    Heaven's boring. In hell we get unlimited amounts of alcohol Tongue
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #26 - January 23, 2009, 03:28 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on January 23, 2009, 02:54 PM
    Heaven's boring. In hell we get unlimited amounts of alcohol Tongue


    No you dont. You burn like a little bitch while a minotaur shits on you.
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #27 - January 23, 2009, 03:32 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on January 23, 2009, 03:28 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on January 23, 2009, 02:54 PM
    Heaven's boring. In hell we get unlimited amounts of alcohol Tongue


    No you dont. You burn like a little bitch while a minotaur shits on you.


    Sounds kinky Wink
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #28 - January 23, 2009, 03:35 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on January 23, 2009, 03:32 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on January 23, 2009, 03:28 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on January 23, 2009, 02:54 PM
    Heaven's boring. In hell we get unlimited amounts of alcohol Tongue


    No you dont. You burn like a little bitch while a minotaur shits on you.


    Sounds kinky Wink


    Whatever floats your boat.
  • Re: Dante's Inferno
     Reply #29 - January 24, 2009, 03:17 AM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on January 23, 2009, 03:32 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on January 23, 2009, 03:28 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on January 23, 2009, 02:54 PM
    Heaven's boring. In hell we get unlimited amounts of alcohol Tongue


    No you dont. You burn like a little bitch while a minotaur shits on you.


    Sounds kinky Wink

    Not as kinky as that hot babe in Berbs' avatar shitting Kanji!
    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
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