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  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #150 - February 16, 2009, 06:12 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on February 16, 2009, 06:00 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on February 16, 2009, 05:58 PM
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    What did you think of the video? Do you believe there is a micro-chip?


    No, nobody believes there is a micro-chip.  You are deluded Shaneequa, there is no anti-Christ coming to micro-chip us all.  So stop worrying and enjoy your life.


    You're only saying that because you are already micro-chipped and are working for Satan.


    I don't think that, but I do think most the world will be happy to receive the chip. It will open doors, save paper-work, and render alot of inconveniences obsolete. If I did not believe what I believe, I'd be the first in line to get a chip.

    So, no. I don't believe everyone that receives the chip is out to kill Christians. Without the chip, you will not be able to buy and sell, or have any of life's necessities in order to live. Also, without the chip, you will be killed. What normal person wants that?
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #151 - February 16, 2009, 06:14 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on February 16, 2009, 06:03 PM
    Quote from: Shaneequa on February 16, 2009, 06:01 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on February 16, 2009, 05:49 PM
    Quote from: Shaneequa on February 16, 2009, 05:47 PM
    she thinks Christians are to usher in the kingdom of Christ....and rule the world. The bible doesn't say that. It says exactly the opposite.


    You mean the Bible says Christians are to usher in the kingdom of Satan....and rule over Uranus?


    No. Basically, we all get killed.


     

    And then those who believed go to heaven and those who didn't go to hell - right?


    Right. That's what the bible says.
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #152 - February 16, 2009, 06:16 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on February 16, 2009, 05:58 PM
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    What did you think of the video? Do you believe there is a micro-chip?


    No, nobody believes there is a micro-chip.  You are deluded Shaneequa, there is no anti-Christ coming to micro-chip us all.  So stop worrying and enjoy your life.


    Alot of people know there is a micro-chip. It's not just Christians.
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #153 - February 16, 2009, 06:19 PM
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    I don't think that, but I do think most the world will be happy to receive the chip.


    Well, you're wrong.  Virtually nobody would agree to let the government micro chip them, any government that tried would face riots and worse.

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    Alot of people know there is a micro-chip. It's not just Christians.


    Yes, and a lot of people know there's aliens abducting people in the night.  Alot of others know that the world is run by a Jewish conspiracy.  Only a select few know about the lizard people, but they still know. 

    And you're right, its not just Christians who are deluded, there's a lot of whack jobs out there.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #154 - February 16, 2009, 06:28 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on February 16, 2009, 06:19 PM
    Quote
    I don't think that, but I do think most the world will be happy to receive the chip.


    Well, you're wrong.  Virtually nobody would agree to let the government micro chip them, any government that tried would face riots and worse.

    Quote
    Alot of people know there is a micro-chip. It's not just Christians.


    Yes, and a lot of people know there's aliens abducting people in the night.  Alot of others know that the world is run by a Jewish conspiracy.  Only a select few know about the lizard people, but they still know. 

    And you're right, its not just Christians who are deluded, there's a lot of whack jobs out there.


    True...but the micro-chip can be verified. Sometimes it even gets air-time on the mainstream media. No-one is trying to hide it...and least not as much. You say no person in his or her right mind would want the chip. Maybe not now....but something will happen that will change alot peoples' minds. I don't know what, but something.
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #155 - February 16, 2009, 06:33 PM
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    True...but the micro-chip can be verified. Sometimes it even gets air-time on the mainstream media.


    Example, please?

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    You say no person in his or her right mind would want the chip. Maybe not now....but something will happen that will change alot peoples' minds. I don't know what, but something.


    Only in your fantasy.  In the real world it won't happen, so relax, write a novel about this fantasy and make some money out of it instead of mistaking it for reality.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #156 - February 16, 2009, 06:44 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on February 16, 2009, 06:33 PM
    Quote
    True...but the micro-chip can be verified. Sometimes it even gets air-time on the mainstream media.


    Example, please?

    Quote
    You say no person in his or her right mind would want the chip. Maybe not now....but something will happen that will change alot peoples' minds. I don't know what, but something.


    Only in your fantasy.  In the real world it won't happen, so relax, write a novel about this fantasy and make some money out of it instead of mistaking it for reality.




    I'll relax. The only thing is I must pray that I will not receive the chip. Alot of people that think they're Christians will give in....and I pray that I'm not one of them...and that some of you will remember what I said and you will be saved.

    Okay...now I will find examples for you...

  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #157 - February 16, 2009, 06:57 PM
    My computer has a chip. Alot of things have RFID chips.
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #158 - February 16, 2009, 07:05 PM
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    I'll relax. The only thing is I must pray that I will not receive the chip. Alot of people that think they're Christians will give in....and I pray that I'm not one of them...and that some of you will remember what I said and you will be saved.


    No, you don't need to pray for that because its never going to happen.  Get back to reality.

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    My computer has a chip. Alot of things have RFID chips.


    Yes, we all know micro-chips exist.  We also know Jews exist, and come to think of it, aliens may exist too.  The existence of such things doesn't lend a shred of weight to the silly conspiracy theories that human imaginations build around them.


    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #159 - February 16, 2009, 07:29 PM
    All one has to do is click this  Link to see the chip is in such mainstream news sites as Forbes, Time, and even The New York Times.....


  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #160 - February 17, 2009, 07:30 AM
    Quote from: Shaneequa on February 16, 2009, 07:29 PM
    All one has to do is click this  Link to see the chip is in such mainstream news sites as Forbes, Time, and even The New York Times.....





    Yes, yet more evidence that micro-chips exist, that they have all different applications, and that every body knows about this.  Thank you for that. 
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #161 - February 17, 2009, 08:08 AM
    Quote from: Cheetah on February 17, 2009, 07:30 AM
    Quote from: Shaneequa on February 16, 2009, 07:29 PM
    All one has to do is click this  Link to see the chip is in such mainstream news sites as Forbes, Time, and even The New York Times.....





    Yes, yet more evidence that micro-chips exist, that they have all different applications, and that every body knows about this.  Thank you for that. 


    You're just downloading these answers with the micro-chip in your head so we will dismiss the idea as silly.

    I'm on to you, Cheetah.
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #162 - February 17, 2009, 08:27 AM
    Damn, rumbled by a pesky Englishman.  mysmilie_977
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #163 - February 17, 2009, 10:44 AM
    Quote from: Shaneequa on February 16, 2009, 05:47 PM
    What did you think of the video? Do you believe there is a micro-chip?


    I don't believe, I know that there's a micro chip, just like I know there're computers, Ipods and cell phones. As to what I think of your story well, frankly  its  bullshit

    I know you get that stuff about anti Christ and Third Temple from the Bronze age book called Bible, but to add modern stuff like micro chip to that concoction is plain Crap

    What scares me is that, such beliefs of interfaith war-once taken seriously can soon be self fulfilling and the war based on Bronze Age myths will be fought with modern stuff like nuclear weapons.

    Our  news002 will read like the Book Of Revelation, were you allowed to have your way. Thank goodness you somehow don't support Palin, it means war might be avoided simply due to lack of unity amongst you folks.
    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #164 - February 17, 2009, 08:50 PM
    I'm waiting for this video to load to see if there are any prophecies that converge, somehow. The guy looks like a Shia. I'm thinking it would be better to check out Sunni prophecy.

    So far I remember something about needing a special watch to keep track of time for prayers, because the Dajjal will mess up peoples' sense of time. I think he will be blind in one eye, have a thick neck and blonde hair that looks like dreadlocks. None of these sound like antichrist, who will appear as a man of peace.

    Still, there may be some common themes such as a New World Order and distrust of Freemasonry...
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #165 - February 17, 2009, 08:54 PM
    Here's the Shia version:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi-BHgor6zo

    ...and in no way am I making fun. How can I, when I know my beliefs sound to normal people?
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #166 - February 17, 2009, 09:47 PM
    I changed my mind and am watching this one instead:

    Freemasons, Forerunners Of The Dajjal
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H78v1jN89bA&feature=related

  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #167 - February 17, 2009, 10:34 PM
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #168 - February 17, 2009, 10:36 PM
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #169 - February 17, 2009, 11:00 PM
    I see some Muslims and I are in agreement about the crusades, the New World Order and freemasonry, so far....though we probably differ on what to do about it.

  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #170 - February 17, 2009, 11:15 PM
    'IfItIsAllahsWill' does not get Protestants.
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #171 - February 18, 2009, 02:59 AM
    I'm less than half-way through part 4. It appears that some Muslims and I see end-time issues much the same way. He is now talking of a cashless system. That's big in bible prophecy.
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #172 - February 18, 2009, 10:33 AM
    I fully support Freemasonry.
    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #173 - February 18, 2009, 11:45 AM
    Sahn,
    How many conspiracy theories do you believe?
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #174 - February 18, 2009, 01:06 PM
    Quote from: Calm on February 18, 2009, 11:45 AM
    Sahn,
    How many conspiracy theories do you believe?


    Since freemasonry is not in the bible, I guess it would count as as a conspiracy theory. 'IfitsAllahswill' believes 911 was a hoax by Freemasons. I don't believe that...but I do believe that freemasonry is luciferian, and if they could play a part in some of these end times prophecies, they would. At least the high level ones.
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #175 - February 18, 2009, 01:13 PM
    Southern Baptists allow Freemasons to be members. Even some of the pastors are Freemasons. That is why I'd never be a Southern Baptist, or even attend a Southern Baptist church.

    Roman Catholics do not allow Freemasons....and alot of denominations also do not allow Freemasons.
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #176 - February 18, 2009, 01:37 PM
    Exactly which denomination do you follow?
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #177 - February 18, 2009, 05:18 PM
    Baptist....but not Southern Baptist.
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #178 - February 18, 2009, 05:19 PM
    Oh.....and not Westboro Baptist.  mysmilie_977
  • Re: Did Satan have a Wife?
     Reply #179 - February 18, 2009, 05:22 PM
    Shaneequa,
    Do you think all the Christians will be saved or only Baptist?
    And do you believe in salvation by faith or faith and good works both?
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