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  • Yum Yum
     OP - February 12, 2009, 01:35 PM
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    India's Hindu nationalist movement says it is in the final stages of developing a new soft drink made from cow urine.


    The Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh, India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, is behind the new brew, reports The Times.

    Department head Om Prakash said the drink - called "gau jal" or "cow water" - was undergoing lab tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".

    "Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he said. "Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."

    Mr Prakash said his drink was made mainly of cow urine, mixed with herbs, and would be "cheap", but declined to give further details until it was officially launched.

    He insisted, however, that it would be able to compete with the likes of Coca Cola and Pepsi.

    "We're going to give them good competition as our drink is good for mankind," he said. "We may also think of exporting it."

    The drink is the latest attempt by the RSS to cleanse India of foreign influence and promote its Hindu ideology.

    Hindus revere cows and slaughtering them is illegal in most of India. The RSS claims cow urine can cure ailments ranging from liver disease to obesity and even cancer

    The movement organised a nationwide boycott of multinational consumer goods, including Pepsi and Coca Cola, in 1994.



    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3197162.html?menu=

    Mmmmmm.  Sounds yummy.  sloshed
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Yum Yum
     Reply #1 - February 12, 2009, 02:22 PM
    Why do all religions have these spiritual drinks.  Hindus have cows wee, Muslims have their Zam Zam, Christians drink Jesus's blood (red wine)?

    And all we get is satan pissing in our ears?
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  • Re: Yum Yum
     Reply #2 - February 12, 2009, 02:30 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on February 12, 2009, 02:22 PM
    Why do all religions have these spiritual drinks.  Hindus have cows wee, Muslims have their Zam Zam, Christians drink Jesus's blood (red wine)?

    And all we get is satan pissing in our ears?

    mmmm.... satans piss...

    (maybe we should start merchandising that? Tongue)
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    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Yum Yum
     Reply #3 - February 12, 2009, 02:37 PM
    I think someone has got there before us....

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Yum Yum
     Reply #4 - February 12, 2009, 02:58 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on February 12, 2009, 02:22 PM
    Why do all religions have these spiritual drinks.  Hindus have cows wee, Muslims have their Zam Zam, Christians drink Jesus's blood (red wine)?

    And all we get is satan pissing in our ears?


    Don't forget 'we' also have been recommended camel's 'wee' by the prophet as a medicine.
    Knowing Islam is the only true religion we do not allow propagation of any other religion. How can we allow building of churches and temples when their religion is wrong? Thus we will not allow such wrong things in our countries. - Zakir Naik
  • Re: Yum Yum
     Reply #5 - February 12, 2009, 03:03 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on February 12, 2009, 02:30 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on February 12, 2009, 02:22 PM
    Why do all religions have these spiritual drinks.  Hindus have cows wee, Muslims have their Zam Zam, Christians drink Jesus's blood (red wine)?

    And all we get is satan pissing in our ears?

    mmmm.... satans piss...

    (maybe we should start merchandising that? Tongue)


    Like in Only Fools & Horses?  I'll change my middle name my deed poll to Satan, and i'll fill them up for free
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  • Re: Yum Yum
     Reply #6 - February 12, 2009, 03:20 PM
    I live in India and I cant find any mainstream Indian newspaper that has posted this story. Cow urine is used in Hinduism but only during specific rituals. Hindus certainly don't drink cow urine everyday.
     Tongue

    Any political party that tries to launch a drink made of cows urine will be laughed out of existance
    It is better to remain quiet and have people think that you are an idiot than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
  • Re: Yum Yum
     Reply #7 - February 12, 2009, 03:25 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on February 12, 2009, 03:03 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on February 12, 2009, 02:30 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on February 12, 2009, 02:22 PM
    Why do all religions have these spiritual drinks.  Hindus have cows wee, Muslims have their Zam Zam, Christians drink Jesus's blood (red wine)?

    And all we get is satan pissing in our ears?

    mmmm.... satans piss...

    (maybe we should start merchandising that? Tongue)


    Like in Only Fools & Horses?  I'll change my middle name my deed poll to Satan, and i'll fill them up for free

    Dunno, maybe I missed that episode...

    I like the picture Cheetah posted Cheesy I already have a home brewery, guess I can start making some Tongue
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  • Re: Yum Yum
     Reply #8 - February 12, 2009, 03:28 PM
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    Any political party that tries to launch a drink made of cows urine will be laughed out of existance


    But its cows urine and herbs, and its all natural and cures liver disease.  Surely you're tempted now, huh?  yes
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Yum Yum
     Reply #9 - February 12, 2009, 03:50 PM
    eehh.. There was this Indian Prime minister:- Morarji Desai who advocated drinking ones own urine for health benefits. That definately dint catch on and this wont either.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morarji_Desai
    It is better to remain quiet and have people think that you are an idiot than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
  • Re: Yum Yum
     Reply #10 - February 12, 2009, 08:18 PM
    Awesome. I'm sure it'll be a great hit. yes
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Yum Yum
     Reply #11 - February 12, 2009, 08:34 PM
    Coca Cola must be quaking in their boots.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Yum Yum
     Reply #12 - February 12, 2009, 08:36 PM
    Would you like it on the rocks or chilled ?
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Yum Yum
     Reply #13 - February 12, 2009, 09:07 PM
    I prefer it warm, 'au naturel'
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  • Re: Yum Yum
     Reply #14 - February 12, 2009, 09:21 PM
    And should I make it large/medium or small ?
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Yum Yum
     Reply #15 - February 18, 2009, 03:27 AM
    It gives a whole new meaning to the expression "Taking the piss"

     Cheesy Cheesy
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Yum Yum
     Reply #16 - February 18, 2009, 03:41 AM
    Christians have grape-juice to represent the blood.
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