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Topic: Murtads, don't you know what waits you in the grave?

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Re: Punishment for disbelievers according to a muslim!
Reply #30 - February 26, 2009, 05:43 AM

Already been posted: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=4533.0
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Re: Punishment for disbelievers according to a muslim!
Reply #31 - February 26, 2009, 06:43 AM

I feel so fucking stupid now, sorry about that

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Re: Punishment for disbelievers according to a muslim!
Reply #32 - February 26, 2009, 07:00 AM

Quote from: Cool Canadian on February 26, 2009, 06:43 AM
I feel so fucking stupid now, sorry about that

Aww no need to feel stupid! We all do re-posts without realizing. It was a mistake

That guy was genuinely creepy though. His googly eyes freak me out.
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Re: Punishment for disbelievers according to a muslim!
Reply #33 - February 26, 2009, 07:21 AM

Quote from: heartbomb on February 26, 2009, 07:00 AM
Quote from: Cool Canadian on February 26, 2009, 06:43 AM
I feel so fucking stupid now, sorry about that

Aww no need to feel stupid! We all do re-posts without realizing. It was a mistake

That guy was genuinely creepy though. His googly eyes freak me out.

lol, that and you can see how brainwashed he truly is. The things that happen in the grave according to the hadiths are comedy. Speaking of snakes from hell, they should make a movie out of that. Fuck snakes on planes, its all about snakes from hell!!!!

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Re: Punishment for disbelievers according to a muslim!
Reply #34 - February 26, 2009, 08:18 PM

Why ninety snakes with nine heads each? Why not just have 810 snakes? Or one snake with 810 heads?
Or how about a parrot or two?

Anyway I'll merge this with the other thread.

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Re: Punishment for disbelievers according to a muslim!
Reply #35 - February 27, 2009, 10:22 AM

Quote from: osmanthus on February 26, 2009, 08:18 PM
Why ninety snakes with nine heads each? Why not just have 810 snakes? Or one snake with 810 heads?
Or how about a parrot or two?

Anyway I'll merge this with the other thread.

What!? You dare question the holy rule of nine! May your nose be up your own arse for all eternity (he didn't mention that one but, logically, it must be in there somewhere. Maybe in the next episode .)
There seems to be an awful lot of 'feeling' goes on after death. I've gone completely off the idea. And a scorpion stinging a corpse: they should send that one back to scorpion school - dunce!
I felt sorry for the poor little chap: fancy having to carry all that dread and trepidation about on a daily basis. And his last terrifying moments when he realises he's forgotten the answer to one of those damned questions.
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Re: Murtads, don't you know what waits you in the grave?
Reply #36 - February 27, 2009, 10:30 AM

I still worry about 'feeling' and being 'conscious' after I've died.

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Re: Murtads, don't you know what waits you in the grave?
Reply #37 - February 27, 2009, 10:33 AM

And I'm worried about you worrying.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0e10baH6cE

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Re: Murtads, don't you know what waits you in the grave?
Reply #38 - February 27, 2009, 02:18 PM

Quote from: awais on February 27, 2009, 10:30 AM
I still worry about 'feeling' and being 'conscious' after I've died.

Get cremated then, it may help a little towards this

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Re: Murtads, don't you know what waits you in the grave?
Reply #39 - February 27, 2009, 03:30 PM

I'm not worried.

I'll either make friends with the wittle snooky wookums. Or have a nice dinner.

Either way I win.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
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Re: Murtads, don't you know what waits you in the grave?
Reply #40 - February 27, 2009, 03:37 PM

Quote from: Biaxident on February 27, 2009, 03:30 PM
I'm not worried.

I'll either make friends with the wittle snooky wookums. Or have a nice dinner.

Either way I win.

Everyone's a victim hey Bi?
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Re: Murtads, don't you know what waits you in the grave?
Reply #41 - February 27, 2009, 03:42 PM

Quote from: Biaxident on February 27, 2009, 03:30 PM
I'm not worried.

I'll either make friends with the wittle snooky wookums. Or have a nice dinner.

Either way I win.

But these snakes are so poisonous that each bite will... take you seventy yards beneath the Earth. Seventy yards! If they bite you altogether, that means you will be 56,700 yards beneath the Earth.

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Re: Murtads, don't you know what waits you in the grave?
Reply #42 - February 27, 2009, 04:29 PM

Quote from: Zaephon on February 27, 2009, 03:42 PM
Quote from: Biaxident on February 27, 2009, 03:30 PM
I'm not worried.

I'll either make friends with the wittle snooky wookums. Or have a nice dinner.

Either way I win.

But these snakes are so poisonous that each bite will... take you seventy yards beneath the Earth. Seventy yards! If they bite you altogether, that means you will be 56,700 yards beneath the Earth.

They won't bite me...I taste bitter.

Besides, once you scratch them under the chin, they are your snuggleypoos for life.

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Re: Murtads, don't you know what waits you in the grave?
Reply #43 - March 28, 2009, 01:25 PM

A hilarious response to it by PhilHellenes (an Atheist)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7YvhnPtMpA&feature=response_watch

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Re: Murtads, don't you know what waits you in the grave?
Reply #44 - March 28, 2009, 01:31 PM

That's the same guy who did a You Tube refuting Maurice Bucaille and the Science in the Qur'an crap. I like his vids, they're usually funny.

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Re: Murtads, don't you know what waits you in the grave?
Reply #45 - March 28, 2009, 01:33 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on March 28, 2009, 01:31 PM
That's the same guy who did a You Tube refuting Maurice Bucaille and the Science in the Qur'an crap. I like his vids, they're usually funny.

Yep, he's a charismatic genuis.

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That's it! I'm converting back to Islam!
Reply #46 - September 09, 2009, 05:51 AM

This video deserves its own thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7YvhnPtMpA

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Reply #47 - September 09, 2009, 06:22 AM

Meh. We have shitloads of snakes in Australia. I aint scared of no snakes.

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Reply #48 - September 09, 2009, 06:48 AM

Quote from: allat on September 09, 2009, 05:51 AM
This video deserves its own thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7YvhnPtMpA

Yeah LOL! Seen this before. I thought it was great. Was shitting myself after watching it.
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Reply #49 - September 09, 2009, 07:00 AM

Quote from: osmanthus on September 09, 2009, 06:22 AM
Meh. We have shitloads of snakes in Australia. I aint scared of no snakes.

Yes but do they have nine heads?

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Reply #50 - September 09, 2009, 07:03 AM

Oh fuck yeah. They have oodles of heads. Nine snakes = nine heads.

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Reply #51 - September 09, 2009, 07:04 AM

The best part I likes: 9 snakes with 9 heads....... and just 1 scorpion!? LOL

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Re: That's it! I'm converting back to Islam!
Reply #52 - September 09, 2009, 07:05 AM

Yes mine too.... nine, nine-headed snakes, and a scorpion! Toooo precious. Who needs to write comedy about Islam, the whole thing is a huge farce!!

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Reply #53 - September 09, 2009, 07:06 AM

This guy Philhellenes is good.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKy122yIKik

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Reply #54 - September 09, 2009, 07:18 AM

Seen before...he looks like one of my (ex) friends from Dubai...I say ex cos he was a dickhead...and so is this guy so maybe it's the same guy
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Reply #55 - September 09, 2009, 07:25 AM

Who are you talking bout HB? the Atheist or the Muslim bloke?

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Reply #56 - September 09, 2009, 07:30 AM

Oh by the way, is anyone familiar with the old Greek legend of the Hydra? That was a snake with nine heads, so it looks like that is another thing Mohammed nicked off someone else. It probably would have been a well known story all around the eastern Mediterranean.

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Reply #57 - September 09, 2009, 07:34 AM

Quote from: allat on September 09, 2009, 05:51 AM
This video deserves its own thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7YvhnPtMpA

If there was ever a reason to wish Islam was true it is so this guy's face could be eaten off by the terrible snakes from hell.

Ha Ha.
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Reply #58 - September 09, 2009, 08:25 AM

Quote from: RIBS on September 09, 2009, 07:25 AM
Who are you talking bout HB? the Atheist or the Muslim bloke?

Sorry should have made that clearer, the Muslim guy!
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Reply #59 - September 09, 2009, 08:26 AM

First thing that popped into my head was an Al Maarri poem (its about being cremated...in case you dont get it)

And like the dead of India I do not fear
To go to thee in flames; the most austere
Angel of fire a softer tooth and tongue
Hath he than dreadful Munker and Nakir.

as for the video...I guess that is the only good response.
To be honest....looking at the guy....I pity him.
The way he really believes something so ridiculous. The way he really fears it. You can see in his face, his little shiver is so funny in a sad kind of way, and when looking in his eyes... You get a bad feeling...that nobody is home.
Its like listening to a crazy person.

EDIT: actually on second thought...does anyone else thinks he looks stoned out of his mind. Like really high.
He has the look and mannerisms my friends get when they smoke a few too many blunts and start talking about the illuminati or how maybe they really live in an elaborate alien zoo or something of that nature

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